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Title: Semi hits four cows on Clay County road
Post by: thundley4 on November 10, 2009, 06:14:16 PM

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FELTON, Minn. - A semitrailer hit and killed four cows that wandered onto a Clay County road Monday night, Sheriff Bill Bergquist said.

The accident was reported at 8:28 p.m. on County Road 34, about four miles east of Felton, Bergquist said.

The semi driver wasn’t injured.

There were 30 to 40 other cows reported at the scene, according to the police dispatch log.

Minnesota (http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/259224/group/home/)

Let's get a moove on and milk this for the cheesy puns possible.

Title: Re: Semi hits four cows on Clay County road
Post by: Chris on November 10, 2009, 06:25:44 PM

I see it doesn't take much to make news in MN. :-)

Title: Re: Semi hits four cows on Clay County road
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on November 10, 2009, 06:29:11 PM

Suicide Bovine Terrorist followers of Moohammed. I'll bet the survivors will be interred at Guantanimoo...

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Title: Re: Semi hits four cows on Clay County road
Post by: Wineslob on November 11, 2009, 10:07:36 AM

I guess the driver had a real beef with the bovines?

Title: Re: Semi hits four cows on Clay County road
Post by: jinxmchue on November 11, 2009, 10:19:15 AM

I'm going to take the bull by the horns and ask if this story is for veal.

That semi creamed those cows.

I wonder if this will make Olbermann's "Cowntdown."

What an udder tragedy!

I bet the semi driver had to kowtow to the owner.

I heard a couple of other cows were just grazed.

I'd butter stop now.

I'm sure you've herd enough out of me.

I'm hoofing it.

Title: Re: Semi hits four cows on Clay County road
Post by: IassaFTots on November 11, 2009, 10:49:13 AM

Quote from: jinxmchue on November 11, 2009, 10:19:15 AM

I'm going to take the bull by the horns and ask if this story is for veal.

That semi creamed those cows.

I wonder if this will make Olbermann's "Cowntdown."

What an udder tragedy!

I bet the semi driver had to kowtow to the owner.

I heard a couple of other cows were just grazed.

I'd butter stop now.

I'm sure you've herd enough out of me.

I'm hoofing it.

Oh Lordy!  What a bunch of manure! 

Wonder if they took the driver away in a cow patty wagon.

Title: Re: Semi hits four cows on Clay County road
Post by: USA4ME on November 11, 2009, 10:57:46 AM

True story.

A friend of my FIL was driving along a country road, came over a hill, hit a cow and killed it.  The cow ended up on the hood of his car.  Well, he was positive the insurance company wouldn't believe that he damaged his car when he hit the cow, so he left it on the hood and drove into town to the insurance agents office, what amounted to about a 20 mile drive.  Needless to say whenever he arrived in town, he drew quite a crowd.

 :lmao:

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Title: Re: Semi hits four cows on Clay County road
Post by: jinxmchue on November 11, 2009, 05:47:19 PM

Quote from: IassaFTots on November 11, 2009, 10:49:13 AM

Oh Lordy!  What a bunch of manure! 

Geez.  Don't have a cow!

Title: Re: Semi hits four cows on Clay County road
Post by: jinxmchue on November 11, 2009, 05:50:12 PM

This tragedy would've been averted had Patty been on the case:

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