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Title: Teacher suspended for giving 'self-pleasure' reading to students
Post by: formerlurker on November 09, 2009, 04:19:23 PM
Teacher suspended for giving 'self-pleasure' reading to students

By DENISE BUFFA, CAROLYN SALAZAR and LUKAS I. ALPERT

Last Updated: 10:52 AM, November 9, 2009
Posted: 3:40 AM, November 9, 2009

The first rule about having an edgy English teacher is don't talk about your edgy English teacher.

A beloved city schoolteacher has been suspended by the Department of Education after giving his 11th-grade students a copy of a graphic short story about masturbation written by "Fight Club" author Chuck Palahniuk.

Greg Van Voorhis, 30, handed out copies of Palahniuk's "Guts" late last month to about 100 students studying for the English Regents exam at The Bronx School of Law and Finance in Marble Hill.

The story -- written for Playboy magazine -- discusses a teenage boy's use of a carrot in a sex act on himself and autoerotic asphyxiation.

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/bronx/teacher_suspended_for_giving_self_nV6xCRYzrjDVUIZFbdXD2L#ixzz0WP45pIHy



Anyone want to guess what his DU name is? 
Title: Re: Teacher suspended for giving 'self-pleasure' reading to students
Post by: jinxmchue on November 09, 2009, 04:27:53 PM
Teacher suspended for giving 'self-pleasure' reading to students

By DENISE BUFFA, CAROLYN SALAZAR and LUKAS I. ALPERT

Last Updated: 10:52 AM, November 9, 2009
Posted: 3:40 AM, November 9, 2009

The first rule about having an edgy English teacher is don't talk about your edgy English teacher.

A beloved city schoolteacher has been suspended by the Department of Education after giving his 11th-grade students a copy of a graphic short story about masturbation written by "Fight Club" author Chuck Palahniuk.

Greg Van Voorhis, 30, handed out copies of Palahniuk's "Guts" late last month to about 100 students studying for the English Regents exam at The Bronx School of Law and Finance in Marble Hill.

The story -- written for Playboy magazine -- discusses a teenage boy's use of a carrot in a sex act on himself and autoerotic asphyxiation.

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/bronx/teacher_suspended_for_giving_self_nV6xCRYzrjDVUIZFbdXD2L#ixzz0WP45pIHy



Anyone want to guess what his DU name is? 

Fister?
Title: Re: Teacher suspended for giving 'self-pleasure' reading to students
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 09, 2009, 04:39:24 PM
Speaking of carrots, it does at least settle that age-old question, "What's up, Doc?"
Title: Re: Teacher suspended for giving 'self-pleasure' reading to students
Post by: SilverOrchid on November 09, 2009, 05:21:14 PM
Like high schoolers need lessons on getting themselves off.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Teacher suspended for giving 'self-pleasure' reading to students
Post by: MrsSmith on November 09, 2009, 05:27:57 PM
Quote
autoerotic asphyxiation

I guess this is one way to get reduce the class sizes.   :banghead:
Title: Re: Teacher suspended for giving 'self-pleasure' reading to students
Post by: mamacags on November 09, 2009, 05:59:43 PM
Billy Pitt?
Title: Re: Teacher suspended for giving 'self-pleasure' reading to students
Post by: lastparker on November 09, 2009, 06:19:00 PM
Speaking of carrots, it does at least settle that age-old question, "What's up, Doc?"

 :-)

Now I have to row over to the island to check on the outrage.
Title: Re: Teacher suspended for giving 'self-pleasure' reading to students
Post by: Tucker on November 09, 2009, 09:04:32 PM
Teacher suspended for giving 'self-pleasure' reading to students

By DENISE BUFFA, CAROLYN SALAZAR and LUKAS I. ALPERT

Last Updated: 10:52 AM, November 9, 2009
Posted: 3:40 AM, November 9, 2009

The first rule about having an edgy English teacher is don't talk about your edgy English teacher.

A beloved city schoolteacher has been suspended by the Department of Education after giving his 11th-grade students a copy of a graphic short story about masturbation written by "Fight Club" author Chuck Palahniuk.

Greg Van Voorhis, 30, handed out copies of Palahniuk's "Guts" late last month to about 100 students studying for the English Regents exam at The Bronx School of Law and Finance in Marble Hill.

The story -- written for Playboy magazine -- discusses a teenage boy's use of a carrot in a sex act on himself and autoerotic asphyxiation.

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/bronx/teacher_suspended_for_giving_self_nV6xCRYzrjDVUIZFbdXD2L#ixzz0WP45pIHy



Anyone want to guess what his DU name is?  

I'd guess it's the son of the census worker found in Ky. :-)
Title: Re: Teacher suspended for giving 'self-pleasure' reading to students
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on November 09, 2009, 09:10:16 PM
Anyone want to guess what his DU name is? 

Mr. Hand?

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/mrhand.jpg)
Title: Re: Teacher suspended for giving 'self-pleasure' reading to students
Post by: RGSG99 on November 15, 2009, 07:03:33 AM
Reason number 1023 why I am glad we chose to homeschool.  Sheesh!
Title: Re: Teacher suspended for giving 'self-pleasure' reading to students
Post by: littlelamb on November 15, 2009, 09:44:32 AM
What is the teacher's DU name?
Title: Re: Teacher suspended for giving 'self-pleasure' reading to students
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 15, 2009, 10:56:08 AM
What is the teacher's DU name?

Ima Master Bator
Title: Re: Teacher suspended for giving 'self-pleasure' reading to students
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 15, 2009, 11:02:18 AM
Ima Master Bator

Ivan Yakenov.
Jack Mehof.
Peter Puller.
Dick Whipper.
Rod Tugaton.
Hank E. Fuller.