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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Schadenfreude on November 08, 2009, 04:25:31 PM
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:evillaugh:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvnVpj7rrZY[/youtube]
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Ok... so I run and squeal like a girl. It was HARD to get out of that leaf pile. Then I had numb nuts attacking me.... anyway, we had a great time jumping in the leaves. :lmao:
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:lmao: Love it!
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Ok... so I run and squeal like a girl. It was HARD to get out of that leaf pile. Then I had numb nuts attacking me.... anyway, we had a great time jumping in the leaves. :lmao:
I haven't done that in 30+ years. Was the dog trying to help you up? :lmao:
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:lmao:
Not bad tumblin' for an almost 50 year old.... :naughty:
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I haven't done that in 30+ years. Was the dog trying to help you up? :lmao:
Almost looked for a second, that he was trying to save her and drag her out of that ferocious leaf monsters grip! :-)
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I haven't done that in 30+ years. Was the dog trying to help you up? :lmao:
She is a nutty 9 year old golden who is submissive to everyone else but me. She was actually attacking me because I was vulnerable and weak. :lmao:
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I didn't know you had piles.
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Not bad tumblin' for an almost 50 year old.... :naughty:
Not bad tumblin' at all, :cheersmate: Sounds like you made your kids day with that one!
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Almost looked for a second, that he was trying to save her and drag her out of that ferocious leaf monsters grip! :-)
After my romp, I found leaves where people shouldn't have leaves. :-)
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Great Schade! Made me laugh! A beautiful woman in leafs with a doggie. What more can a man ask for? :-)
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I didn't know you had piles.
piles and mounds baby!
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Great Schade! Made me laugh!
My pleasure. I was a little bit nervous about diving into the pile.
(1) I was hoping I wouldn't bottom out and break my back and (2) what if there were dog turds in that pile?
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Dang, girl. You are wild! :naughty:
Looks like yall had a good time.
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Dang, girl. You are wild! :naughty:
Looks like yall had a good time.
That's pretty tame for me! Imagine if I had a few beers... :cheersmate:
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Just awesome gal and have to say you are sexy looking too. :naughty:
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Just awesome gal and have to say you are sexy looking too. :naughty:
Just wait till I show the winter vids of me running barefoot through the snow in my nightie to retrieve the morning paper from the end of the drive.... :evillaugh:
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Just wait till I show the winter vids of me running barefoot through the snow in my nightie to retrieve the morning paper from the end of the drive.... :evillaugh:
(http://209.85.48.11/13592/198/emo/thud.gif)
:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
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Just wait till I show the winter vids of me running barefoot through the snow in my nightie to retrieve the morning paper from the end of the drive.... :evillaugh:
CM likes older wimmin. :naughty:
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Self%20Pics/74110.jpg)
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:rofl:
That looked like fun!!!
I bet you'll be picking out leaves for week though. Hope you kept your crack covered!!!
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(http://209.85.48.11/13592/198/emo/thud.gif)
:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
The snow makes the running tempo just that more speedy!
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CM likes older wimmin. :naughty:
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Self%20Pics/74110.jpg)
You are something else CM and you have made my day.... :cheersmate:
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:rofl:
That looked like fun!!!
I bet you'll be picking out leaves for week though. Hope you kept your crack covered!!!
Dix, I used to water ski back in the day. There is a condition that results from falling while skiiing and it's called "The Fresh Water Enema". A couple leaves in the crack are nothing compared to water and pebbles in the butt. :popcorn:
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The snow makes the running tempo just that more speedy!
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LOLZ shade!! Nothing like that "I just douched in the lake feeling" huh?
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LOLZ shade!! Nothing like that "I just douched in the lake feeling" huh?
:wtf2:
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stop over and rake my yard! :cheersmate:
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Schade remember Brent from Mark's funeral? The guy I grew up with? When we were little we use to rake the leaves into different piles and make "rooms". Like a floor plan of a house and play "house".
I bet you were quite itchy after you jumped.
Oh yeah...change your avatar. :p
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Schade
Oh yeah...change your avatar. :p
She's just well prepared for next Halloween. :-)
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CM likes older wimmin. :naughty:
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Self%20Pics/74110.jpg)
I think I can speak for all older women when I say we are liking you! *swoon*
That was a great video! It looked like so much fun.
All I have to rake up and jump into here are pine needles. :(
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:wtf2:
lol....someone give CH a map. :-)
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stop over and rake my yard! :cheersmate:
I don't rake leaves, it is simply not in my job description......I only jump in them. :naughty:
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Schade remember Brent from Mark's funeral? The guy I grew up with? When we were little we use to rake the leaves into different piles and make "rooms". Like a floor plan of a house and play "house".
I bet you were quite itchy after you jumped.
Oh yeah...change your avatar. :p
Sure, I remember him.... he was still crushing on you. He told me he had a leaf house all ready for you to move in to. :-)
Yep, I am still itchy too.
My avatar... let me see, I am kind of short on pics. :uhsure:
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Sure, I remember him.... he was still crushing on you. He told me he had a leaf house all ready for you to move in to. :-)
Yep, I am still itchy too.
My avatar... let me see, I am kind of short on pics. :uhsure:
HA :-)
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HA :-)
I am such a dork... I just called on my facebook friends to help me make the video go viral..... Christy is cracking up over it.
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Is that your YouTube channel, Schade?
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I swear Schade is the only one that could make jumping into leaves sexy.
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So, who raked the leaves, and are they willing to come over and do mine?
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Is that your YouTube channel, Schade?
Nope, that's my little girl's channel. lol.
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You're such a big overgrown kid. :heart: I'm proud of you!!I vaguely remember those days. :-)
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So, who raked the leaves, and are they willing to come over and do mine?
I'll ask him. :-)
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I swear Schade is the only one that could make jumping into leaves sexy.
Amen, brother!
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You're such a big overgrown kid. :heart: I'm proud of you!!I vaguely remember those days. :-)
This is true. However, I have a fiercely serious side as well, that scares the hell out of some people. :-)
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I swear Schade is the only one that could make jumping into leaves sexy.
:heart:
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My pleasure. I was a little bit nervous about diving into the pile.
(1) I was hoping I wouldn't bottom out and break my back and (2) what if there were dog turds in that pile?
That would have been my worry in my yard! :lmao:
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This is true. However, I have a fiercely serious side as well, that scares the hell out of some people. :-)
My image is shattered!!!!
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I don't rake leaves, it is simply not in my job description......I only jump in them. :naughty:
Hmmm... I only have two leaf bearing trees on all 5 acres... don't think it'd make a large enough pile of leaves to jump in.
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Hmmm... I only have two leaf bearing trees on all 5 acres... don't think it'd make a large enough pile of leaves to jump in.
I'll send you some of mine...there's plenty....
Looks like you had a great time Shade... :bow:
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That would have been my worry in my yard! :lmao:
:lmao:
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My image is shattered!!!!
It's a volatile combination, Kraut and Irish.... the two lineages are always at odds with each other.
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I'll send you some of mine...there's plenty....
Looks like you had a great time Shade... :bow:
Hey, any thread that gets a CM picture posted as a response... is the definition of a great time. :hyper:
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Hey, any thread that gets a CM picture posted as a response... is the definition of a great time. :hyper:
Oh yeah....talk about delicious eye candy.... :naughty:
Maybe we could just turn him into a screen saver..... though that might be tough to explain to my sweet of heart... :uhsure:
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I got the day off. And I'm not "eye candy". :tongue:
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I got the day off. And I'm not "eye candy". :tongue:
Darlin'.....would you rather be called "scrumptious"? :-)
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Darlin'.....would you rather be called "scrumptious"? :-)
My girlfriend calls me Jarhead. :-) I call her Pumpkin. Yeah. We're dorks.
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Self%20Pics/normal_LV20with20Jeana.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Self%20Pics/normal_Happy20LV.jpg)
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My girlfriend calls me Jarhead. :-) I call her Pumpkin. Yeah. We're dorks.
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Self%20Pics/normal_LV20with20Jeana.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Self%20Pics/normal_Happy20LV.jpg)
You two are the sweetest pair!
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Oh yeah....talk about delicious eye candy.... :naughty:
Maybe we could just turn him into a screen saver..... though that might be tough to explain to my sweet of heart... :uhsure:
Yep yep yep :evillaugh:
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I'm 6'3. So we may look a bit funny if we walk down the aisle. This is a secret: I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
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lol....someone give CH a map. :-)
Map un neded.........It's that "Are you feeling fresh reference"
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I'm 6'3. So we may look a bit funny if we walk down the aisle. This is a secret: I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
Awwww!!!!!!
*Stilettos will cure that. I know, I'm 4'11" :-)
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That's pretty tame for me! Imagine if I had a few beers... :cheersmate:
I think that's what PornTube is for! :lmao:
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I think that's what PornTube is for! :lmao:
Forest nymphs are naked.... jus sayin. :evillaugh:
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Forest nymphs are naked.... jus sayin. :evillaugh:
:popcorn:
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I'm 6'3. So we may look a bit funny if we walk down the aisle. This is a secret: I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
How wonderfully exciting!!!! :cheersmate:
Now do something incredibly romantic when you ask....but don't do it at Christmas as a Christmas present...that's entirely to cliched.
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How wonderfully exciting!!!! :cheersmate:
Now do something incredibly romantic when you ask....but don't do it at Christmas as a Christmas present...that's entirely to cliched.
Yeah! Exactly.
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How wonderfully exciting!!!! :cheersmate:
Now do something incredibly romantic when you ask....but don't do it at Christmas as a Christmas present...that's entirely to cliched.
I asked my wife on her birthday. :innocent: We got married on New Years Eve which makes it easy to remember both dates.
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Congrats CM! :heart: :heart: :heart:
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CM - I agree. Make it memorable and sweet. I got asked while driving 80mph in a convertable. "So, you wanna get hitched?" at the top of his lungs. It's cute and corny - just like us. Make yours something that is "you" and she'll be impressed.
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I asked my wife on her birthday. :innocent: We got married on New Years Eve which makes it easy to remember both dates.
A thinking man!
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I got down on my knees when I asked Mrs. E - just like I was s'posedta.
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I got down on my knees when I asked Mrs. E - just like I was s'posedta.
:shucks:
awwwww....that IS the way it's supposed to be done. :heart:
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Forest nymphs are naked.... jus sayin. :evillaugh:
So you're saying you're into outdoor midget porn?
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After I asked my wife, I set the date for April 20th. However, she has since noticed that it lands the week before opening day for stream trout fishing. :uhsure:
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