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Title: Tennessee Woman Calls 911, Says Man Won't Marry Her
Post by: bijou on November 06, 2009, 08:16:13 AM
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CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. --
A Tennessee woman was arrested after she repeatedly made nonemergency calls to the city's 911 system, Clarksville police said.

Hee Orama, 34, was arrested Wednesday morning after police said she recently made frequent calls to 911 complaining about a man lying about marrying her, reported WSMV-TV in Nashville.

Police said they responded to two calls from Orama and explained that this was not an emergency situation and to stop calling. ...

link (http://www.koco.com/irresistible/21529326/detail.html)

Let's hope she doesn't ring the police again.
Title: Re: Tennessee Woman Calls 911, Says Man Won't Marry Her
Post by: Thor on November 06, 2009, 09:11:34 AM
It'll be tough to consummate another 9-1-1 call from jail...

On the serious side, I can't comprehend WHY someone would call 9-1-1 for something that isn't an emergency.

:stupidpeople:
Title: Re: Tennessee Woman Calls 911, Says Man Won't Marry Her
Post by: debk on November 06, 2009, 10:48:02 AM
Quote from: bijou on November 06, 2009, 08:16:13 AM
link (http://www.koco.com/irresistible/21529326/detail.html)

Let's hope she doesn't ring the police again.


Clarksville is where Ft Campbell is .... based on her name....she may be wanting a soldier to marry her.....hmmmm. ::)
Title: Re: Tennessee Woman Calls 911, Says Man Won't Marry Her
Post by: Eupher on November 06, 2009, 10:50:27 AM
I can see it now - Hee from jail:

"Can ya hear me now?"

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Tennessee Woman Calls 911, Says Man Won't Marry Her
Post by: NHSparky on November 06, 2009, 11:07:52 AM
Dear Hee,

Ever think that the reason he won't marry you is because he doesn't want kids as retarded as you?

(http://www.truecrimereport.com/assets_c/2009/11/hee-orama-thumb-200x320.gif)
Title: Re: Tennessee Woman Calls 911, Says Man Won't Marry Her
Post by: Thor on November 06, 2009, 11:15:18 AM
where the hell is the pun brigade ??  Eupher & Sparky, y'all are slackin'.....
Title: Re: Tennessee Woman Calls 911, Says Man Won't Marry Her
Post by: docstew on November 06, 2009, 11:17:08 AM
Quote from: NHSparky on November 06, 2009, 11:07:52 AM
Dear Hee,

Ever think that the reason he won't marry you is because he doesn't want kids as retarded as you?

(http://www.truecrimereport.com/assets_c/2009/11/hee-orama-thumb-200x320.gif)

You think he would have that discriminating a taste for women?  Let us not forget, he's a pukin' chicken...
Title: Re: Tennessee Woman Calls 911, Says Man Won't Marry Her
Post by: NHSparky on November 06, 2009, 11:17:13 AM
Quote from: Thor on November 06, 2009, 11:15:18 AM
where the hell is the pun brigade ??  Eupher & Sparky, y'all are slackin'.....

Sorry, but she's a special kind of stupid and not deserving of the effort it would take to create a pun for her ass.
Title: Re: Tennessee Woman Calls 911, Says Man Won't Marry Her
Post by: Eupher on November 06, 2009, 09:28:17 PM
Quote from: NHSparky on November 06, 2009, 11:17:13 AM
Sorry, but she's a special kind of stupid and not deserving of the effort it would take to create a pun for her ass.

Agreed.

Besides, it's a pun battalion, not a brigade. We don't let just any dufus in the ranks. They have to be special dufuses.