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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tucker on November 06, 2009, 07:48:17 AM
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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Nov-06-09 06:44 AM
Original message
I just fell in my kitchen and hit the shit out of the back of my head.
Edited on Fri Nov-06-09 06:45 AM by Are_grits_groceries
Ow!
I have a headache, and I am dizzy. If my head wasn't so hard, I'd say I have a concussion.
And yay, I don't have health insurance.
Maybe she'll see the light and turn Conservative.
I think it's a ploy to promote UHC.
Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Nov-06-09 07:20 AM
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14. The noise scared my cats so much they have disappeared.
A friend is coming to stay with me for a while.
I also popped out my right collarbone some. MEH!
The upside is that my kitchen floor is now clean from my rolling around on it.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Nov-06-09 08:38 AM
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29. You need to have your head examined.
seriously.
:lmao: Too funny on so many levels.
Mostly everyone is telling her to go to the ER.
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After reading the DU's comments on the TX shootings, my meanstreak is coming through and I delight in her hurting herself. :evillaugh:
That was disgusting about her kitchen floor, wasn't it?
And how stupid is this, anyway? Say I'm having chest pains all of a sudden. Do I run to ConservativeCave and start posting about it? The stupid sheep can't do one thing without the input of the collective. I really wish they were on an island.
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Are_grits_groceries
I just fell in my kitchen and hit the shit out of the back of my head.
At least it admitted what fell out of the back of its head.
I'm not seeing what the big deal is. It's not like primitives use their heads for anything useful.
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Apparently the fall didn't knock any sense into its head as the first reaction the dummie has is to post about it. :mental:
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Look on the bright side....her floor is in good shape...no termites....unless a few managed to escape her head in the fall.
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Wait. There's more.
Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Nov-06-09 09:50 AM
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42. My friend is here.
I really appreciate all the thoughts.
I'm not dizzy, and my head doesn't hurt anymore. I had a gallon of water right where my head ended up. It took part of the blow. I hit it so hard, the top popped straight off and half the water shot out. Glad it was there.
This tends to be very far down on my scale of events. I ran over myself when I got out of my car on a hill. I was behind it, and when I turned around it was almost on top of me. I turned sideways and the edge of the bumper mashed my leg against a tree.
Then there is the time I was working retail and was picking up my cash drawer from the top of the safe. Right when I reached for it the manager decided to close the safe. The ends of two of my fingers were mushed in the door. I had plastic surgery, and I didn't lose them.
There's more, but I tend to survive.
Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Nov-06-09 09:58 AM
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46. My friend is going to take me.
I'll report back in. Thanks for all the kind words.
9:58 AM. How long until her next post?
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She needs to see a doctor.
Remember Billie Mays... remember Natasha Richardson....
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She needs to see a doctor.
Remember Billie Mays...
Well, Billy Mays was all coked up when he blew out his heart. This DUmmy.....oh, yeah, I see.
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I used to work with a girl that smushed two fingers in the store safe that same way! I wonder if it is her? Anyone know if she is from W.V.?
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Well, the head-injured primitive hasn't reported back to Skins's island yet.
One wonders what the hold-up is.
A dress-rehearsal for 0bamacare, perhaps?
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Well, the head-injured primitive hasn't reported back to Skins's island yet.
One wonders what the hold-up is.
A dress-rehearsal for 0bamacare, perhaps?
bumping your head hard can kill you, seriously.
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It's back.
Are_grits_groceries (1000+ posts) Fri Nov-06-09 03:42 PM
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66. I'm baaaaaaack.
I see fundie people.
I am okay. At least as far as my head. I have a grade 3 shoulder separation, but I did that years ago too. I can have it operated on if needed. However, I can still flip people off, and that is my minimum requirement.
My brother is coming tonight, and a cousin tomorrow just to be on the safe side. I need to find that side because I'm rarely there. I think they are all involved in militia shit, but I am family. Odd, but still odd family.
My cats are in a snit. I only left the bowl 3/4 full of food, and they could have starved. I pointed out that they had enough padding to last, but they were not amused. They could teach the Queen some things.
I really do appreciate all the support.
grits
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Damn.
The primitive didn't feed her cats before leaving for the hospital?
Damn.
Primitives should be forbidden by law to own pets, because primitives have no consideration for the needs of vulnerable animals.
Damn.
On August 2, when I was gushing blood like Old Faithful, before getting into the motor vehicle and driving to the neighbor's house six miles up the road, the last thing I did before exiting the house was ensure there was plenty of food and water for the cats.
Cats, dogs, pets, are a serious responsibility, not to be taken lightly.
This primitive needs to go to jail.
Damn.
But as we all know, primitives care only about themselves, no one or nothing else.
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I have to throw out a disclaimer. With one of our dogs, there's no such thing as plenty of food and water.
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Its a good thing she went to the hospital, always a good precaution. Blood clots can form in the brain and travel to the heart and kill ya.
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I was putting up some trim and I hit my thumb with a hammer. What should I do?????!!!!???
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I was putting up some trim and I hit my thumb with a hammer. What should I do?????!!!!???
Hit the other one just as hard. At least your thumbs will match.
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I was putting up some trim and I hit my thumb with a hammer. What should I do?????!!!!???
Put it in a bucket of ice and sit in a lawn chair on the porch and drink a cold one.
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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Fri Nov-06-09 06:44 AM
Original message
I just fell in my kitchen and hit the shit out of the back of my head.
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Never fear. Just wipe the splatter from the walls and get back to it. There's plenty of "shit" left in there for daily procedures like posting on DU.