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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: thundley4 on November 05, 2009, 11:47:26 AM
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GAINESVILLE, Fla. -- When you dial 911, there's certain things you have to do to make sure you get the help you need.
First, know your home address, and second, don't wait 45 minutes to dial 911.
Von Powell, 22, who lives near Gainesville, had a hard time doing both of those things after he said he was the victim of a home robbery.
The man also told police that one of the things stolen was his "personal stash" of marijuana.
When you're committing a crime and you're also the victim of a crime, it makes it difficult to call police.
"He let the responding deputies know that he was sitting on the couch drinking a beer, watching a movie and smoking a blunt," a deputy said.
Floriduh! (http://www.news4jax.com/news/21522785/detail.html)
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What a dope.
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Which Dummie was it?
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What a dope.
And he didn't even get sent back to the joint.
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Talk about dropping a dime on yourself.
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Talk about dropping a dime on yourself.
That's putting it bluntly.
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His brain wasn't exactly sparking up to bright was it?
Gainsville = University of Florida.
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This is a toke, right? Nobody can possibly be that stupid, right?
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This is a toke, right? Nobody can possibly be that stupid, right?
No it's real, the guy must have been influenced by friends who have led him ashtray.
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No it's real, the guy must have been influenced by friends who have led him ashtray.
I dunno, bijou. I'd say this guy was more in line with the kind of dipstick one would see on Chuck Barris' The Bong Show.
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I dunno, bijou. I'd say this guy was more in line with the kind of dipstick one would see on Chuck Barris' The Bong Show.
I guess a criminal this stupid will get smoked out pretty quickly
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I guess a criminal this stupid will get smoked out pretty quickly
Hey Bud!
Do you think his dope smoking stems from an OCD fixation on cannabis-cuits?
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Hey Bud!
Do you think his dope smoking stems from an OCD fixation on cannabis-cuits?
Did you just say cannabis-cuits? You weeded that out of you-know-where...eh?
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Did you just say cannabis-cuits? You weeded that out of you-know-where...eh?
The cannabis-cuits is necessary because there are roaches in the bulk flour.
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The cannabis-cuits is necessary because there are roaches in the bulk flour.
:thatsright: You just keep on rollin em out.
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:thatsright: You just keep on rollin em out.
Well, it's kinda easy when you know how to Zig Zag.
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Yeah, this is pretty pathetic.
But maybe not as bad as this rocket scientist: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,353896,00.html
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Well, it's kinda easy when you know how to Zig Zag.
If ya don't you might get hit, or even worse, clipped.
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If ya don't you might get hit, or even worse, clipped.
If I get hit, I swear I'm gonna shotgun the damn thing.
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If I get hit, I swear I'm gonna shotgun the damn thing.
Bogarting ain't right. Under any circumstance.
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Bogarting ain't right. Under any circumstance.
It's only a nickel's worth, bud.
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It's only a nickel's worth, bud.
Seems to be spreading,
911--I am calling to report an drunken driver and [I am them ]
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Officers Cheech & Chong are still investigating the missing stash.
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Officers Cheech & Chong are still investigating the missing stash.
And code name "Hard Hat" is on the job too.
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(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/CharRob/vintage-brown-television-console--o.jpg)
"The television IS the marijuana..."