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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: asdf2231 on November 04, 2009, 05:20:46 PM
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Last night I got a Spiral Fracture Of The Proximal Phalanx Of The Second Toe on my left foot.
The Doctor told me today that when I yanked it to reset the dislocation (It was cranked over at roughly a 90 degree angle onto my big toe) it alligned the break pretty much where it needed to be, so nothing else had to be done.
I am, in fact, all that is MAN. Rawr.
:-)
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Why did you go and do something stupid like dislocate it in the first place? :loser:
:lmao: :tongue: :innocent: :fuelfire:
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Why did you go and do something stupid like dislocate it in the first place? :loser:
:lmao: :tongue: :innocent: :fuelfire:
I was trying to corner the dog to pin her down by the scruff of her neck fur momentarily because she was being a shithead and getting aggressive... and I tripped and went down really hard, fell partly on her and she bit my hand and pooped. It was pretty stellar.
She and I had a talk after that. I didnt notice the toe thing for a few minutes because I was more occupied with the bite (Not anything) and the general chaos.
I think I snagged it on the carpet and just wrenched it a ton. Dunno. I DO know that when you put a broken appendage back in it's socket everything goes white and you pee a little. And there was a shouted profanity or two.
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Yeah, but you WENT to the Dr.
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You ARE my brother....and no one has told us yet!!!! :-)
Sorry you hurt your toe.... :heart:
I shouldn't joke about you being my brother and we just don't know it.....found out 2.5 yrs ago I have a half sister that's 3.5 MONTHS older than me. Little brother has a different mother too. We figure there are more siblings out there. :uhsure: :uhsure:
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Damn man! I said some profanities just reading this!!
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She bit my hand and pooped. It was pretty stellar.
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You ARE my brother....and no one has told us yet!!!! :-)
Sorry you hurt your toe.... :heart:
I shouldn't joke about you being my brother and we just don't know it.....found out 2.5 yrs ago I have a half sister that's 3.5 MONTHS older than me. Little brother has a different mother too. We figure there are more siblings out there. :uhsure: :uhsure:
Thats GOTTA make you think over your past dating choices a little. :-)
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I am, in fact, all that is MAN. Rawr.
You Rock! :rocker:
she bit my hand and pooped. It was pretty stellar.
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I am in awe of your manly toe relocation...wow, just...wow! It's also pretty manly that you continue to keep a dog that seems to be a bit of an asshole. :hyper:
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Proximal Phalanx
I think I saw the USS Enterprise visit that planet.
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Meh, try a chainsaw to the leg. Ya I went to the hospital, but sat there with an open wound, muscle and bone showing, for four hours, and I diden't bleed on the floor. RAWR!
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Ouch! I hope the toe heals quickly.... lol at your story... rawr!!!!
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One time, my head got blown off by an IED! I stumbled around, found it, and sewed it back on with a K-Bar and dental floss. Top THAT!!! :tongue:
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Last night I got a Spiral Fracture Of The Proximal Phalanx Of The Second Toe on my left foot.
The Doctor told me today that when I yanked it to reset the dislocation (It was cranked over at roughly a 90 degree angle onto my big toe) it alligned the break pretty much where it needed to be, so nothing else had to be done.
I am, in fact, all that is MAN. Rawr.
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A real man wouldn't have gone to the Dr. after relocating the toe. Girly Man.
:fuelfire: