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Title: My Big Damn Manly Thread!
Post by: asdf2231 on November 04, 2009, 05:20:46 PM
Last night I got a Spiral Fracture Of The Proximal Phalanx Of The Second Toe on my left foot.

The Doctor told me today that when I yanked it to reset the dislocation (It was cranked over at roughly a 90 degree angle onto my big toe) it alligned the break pretty much where it needed to be, so nothing else had to be done.

 I am, in fact, all that is MAN. Rawr.

 :-)
Title: Re: My Big Damn Manly Thread!
Post by: Flame on November 04, 2009, 05:27:52 PM
Why did you go and do something stupid like dislocate it in the first place?  :loser:


 :lmao: :tongue: :innocent: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: My Big Damn Manly Thread!
Post by: asdf2231 on November 04, 2009, 05:33:52 PM
Why did you go and do something stupid like dislocate it in the first place?  :loser:


 :lmao: :tongue: :innocent: :fuelfire:

I was trying to corner the dog to pin her down by the scruff of her neck fur momentarily because she was being a shithead and getting aggressive... and I tripped and went down really hard, fell partly on her and she bit my hand and pooped.  It was pretty stellar.

She and I had a talk after that. I didnt notice the toe thing for a few minutes because I was more occupied with the bite (Not anything) and the general chaos.

I think I snagged it on the carpet and just wrenched it a ton.  Dunno.  I DO know that when you put a broken appendage back in it's socket everything goes white and you pee a little. And there was a shouted profanity or two.
Title: Re: My Big Damn Manly Thread!
Post by: Odin's Hand on November 04, 2009, 05:40:46 PM
Yeah, but you WENT to the Dr.
Title: Re: My Big Damn Manly Thread!
Post by: debk on November 04, 2009, 05:47:01 PM
You ARE my brother....and no one has told us yet!!!!   :-)



Sorry you hurt your toe.... :heart:






I shouldn't joke about you being my brother and we just don't know it.....found out 2.5 yrs ago I have a half sister that's 3.5 MONTHS older than me. Little brother has a different mother too. We figure there are more siblings out there. :uhsure: :uhsure:
Title: Re: My Big Damn Manly Thread!
Post by: DixieBelle on November 04, 2009, 06:40:29 PM
Damn man! I said some profanities just reading this!!
Title: Re: My Big Damn Manly Thread!
Post by: Chris on November 04, 2009, 07:19:58 PM
She bit my hand and pooped.  It was pretty stellar.
:rotf:
Title: Re: My Big Damn Manly Thread!
Post by: asdf2231 on November 05, 2009, 09:32:57 AM
You ARE my brother....and no one has told us yet!!!!   :-)

Sorry you hurt your toe.... :heart:

I shouldn't joke about you being my brother and we just don't know it.....found out 2.5 yrs ago I have a half sister that's 3.5 MONTHS older than me. Little brother has a different mother too. We figure there are more siblings out there. :uhsure: :uhsure:

Thats GOTTA make you think over your past dating choices a little. :-)
Title: Re: My Big Damn Manly Thread!
Post by: IassaFTots on November 05, 2009, 09:39:57 AM
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I am, in fact, all that is MAN. Rawr.


You Rock! :rocker:



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she bit my hand and pooped.  It was pretty stellar.


 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:



Title: Re: My Big Damn Manly Thread!
Post by: Chris_ on November 05, 2009, 10:11:48 AM
I am in awe of your manly toe relocation...wow, just...wow!  It's also pretty manly that you continue to keep a dog that seems to be a bit of an asshole.   :hyper:
Title: Re: My Big Damn Manly Thread!
Post by: jinxmchue on November 05, 2009, 10:13:22 AM
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Proximal Phalanx

I think I saw the USS Enterprise visit that planet.
Title: Re: My Big Damn Manly Thread!
Post by: Wineslob on November 05, 2009, 10:16:46 AM
Meh, try a chainsaw to the leg. Ya I went to the hospital, but sat there with an open wound, muscle and bone showing, for four hours, and I diden't bleed on the floor. RAWR!
Title: Re: My Big Damn Manly Thread!
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 06, 2009, 07:36:18 PM
Ouch! I hope the toe heals quickly.... lol at your story... rawr!!!!
Title: Re: My Big Damn Manly Thread!
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on November 06, 2009, 07:41:45 PM
One time, my head got blown off by an IED! I stumbled around, found it, and sewed it back on with a K-Bar and dental floss. Top THAT!!!   :tongue:
Title: Re: My Big Damn Manly Thread!
Post by: rich_t on November 06, 2009, 08:53:57 PM
Last night I got a Spiral Fracture Of The Proximal Phalanx Of The Second Toe on my left foot.

The Doctor told me today that when I yanked it to reset the dislocation (It was cranked over at roughly a 90 degree angle onto my big toe) it alligned the break pretty much where it needed to be, so nothing else had to be done.

 I am, in fact, all that is MAN. Rawr.

 :-)


A real man wouldn't have gone to the Dr. after relocating the toe.  Girly Man.

 :fuelfire: