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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on November 04, 2009, 03:17:24 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6926865
Oh my.
Pedro Picasso:
Atman (1000+ posts) Wed Nov-04-09 02:42 PM
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I think Yankees fans should not be allowed to marry.
They're obviously sickos. Now, you people in New York, you do whatever you want. But I live in Eastern Connecticut, and we don't approve of those types around here.
Obviously a commentary on the gay-marriage issue that went down to defeat.
el_bryanto (920 posts) Wed Nov-04-09 02:44 PM
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1. What if they convert to Mets-ism? Or Bravology?
joeybee12 (1000+ posts) Wed Nov-04-09 02:44 PM
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2. Well, we should pass a law in CT that if they get married in NY, their marriage is not recognized in CT...it's all about states rights, you know.
The MookieWilson primitive, who might, or might not, be a dyke:
Captain Hilts (1000+ posts) Wed Nov-04-09 02:50 PM
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3. Well, no church I attend should be forced to conduct services for them! I'm a Mets fan!
Unrepentant Fenian (462 posts) Wed Nov-04-09 02:52 PM
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4. I've got a cousin that married a Mariners fan. I'm still sick over it!
WhollyHeretic (1000+ posts) Wed Nov-04-09 02:54 PM
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5. Won't somebody please think of the children?
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?"
"Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."
flvegan (1000+ posts) Wed Nov-04-09 02:55 PM
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6. Who in their right mind would marry a Yankees fan anyway?
franksolich, who's in his right mind, would.
That is, provided she's a woman.
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Atman
I think ..............
Anytime Pedro starts out a comment in this manner, you automatically know he lying. It's already a given that he's going to say something stupid.
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If she looks like the Supreme Commander of the Visitors, I could live with her being a Yankee fan.
But I am a Cowboys fan.
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Damn! I agree with a DUmmie! ...for once. :evillaugh:
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Atman (1000+ posts) Wed Nov-04-09 02:42 PM
Original message
I think Yankees fans should not be allowed to marry.
I agree, Pedro. Yankee fans of the same sex should not ever be considered married. The entire concept of like genders getting "married" is as stupid as your attempt at analogy.
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I can't believe TexasToast is still walking free after being grilled and harassed by the FBI for his conduct regarding Sec. 201 of the PATRIOT Act at his local library. ::)