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Title: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: bijou on November 02, 2009, 12:43:41 PM
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Lindsey   (1000+ posts)           Mon Nov-02-09 02:54 PM
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Question on saging....
   
I normally sage around my apt. and around my body (saying a little three line positive chant three times)everyday. I once heard that I then need to "seal" the saging with incense. Who can tell me about saging not only for protection and to invite positive energies, but any other reasons and rituals any of you use?

Thanks to anyone for your input. 
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get the red out   (1000+ posts)             Mon Nov-02-09 03:06 PM
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1. I have only just begun saging
   
I have only in the past few months begun saging, the psychic and reiki practitioner who recommended it didn't say anything about the incense, though I use some of that independently. I have noticed a definite improvement in the energies around my home. I pay special attention to saging the radios and TV where my husband has his right wing hate shows come through. Seriously, there is a difference in him since I started doing this. He has become completely understanding that I will not listen to that or come into the living room when Fox is on the TV. These positive changes had been taking place already but they seem to have accelerated.

I notice some differences in myself as well, I am becoming less "shrill" (in my own mind). Whatever it is doing, or is happening, it is certainly positive.

I love incense too, it seems to have a positive effect as well. Who knows, maybe it is my positive intentions and prayers as I light the incense of sage? I don't know what is doing good, just that some good seems to have been done.
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Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: Mike220 on November 02, 2009, 12:45:30 PM
What the hell is saging?

Sounds like something that happens to women who don't wear bras.
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: BEG on November 02, 2009, 12:48:20 PM
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get the red out   (1000+ posts)             Mon Nov-02-09 03:06 PM
Response to Original message
1. I have only just begun saging
  
I have only in the past few months begun saging, the psychic and reiki practitioner who recommended it didn't say anything about the incense, though I use some of that independently. I have noticed a definite improvement in the energies around my home. I pay special attention to saging the radios and TV where my husband has his right wing hate shows come through. Seriously, there is a difference in him since I started doing this. He has become completely understanding that I will not listen to that or come into the living room when Fox is on the TV. These positive changes had been taking place already but they seem to have accelerated.

I notice some differences in myself as well, I am becoming less "shrill" (in my own mind). Whatever it is doing, or is happening, it is certainly positive.

I love incense too, it seems to have a positive effect as well. Who knows, maybe it is my positive intentions and prayers as I light the incense of sage? I don't know what is doing good, just that some good seems to have been done.

How can you be married to someone who believes in the values that you despise?  It's one thing to believe differently than your spouse but how can you live with someone who has views that you have a deep seated hatred for?  That would be like me being married to Chavez Or Michael Moore.
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: Chris_ on November 02, 2009, 12:49:17 PM
 :rotf:

DUmmies...you wonder why we laugh at you??? Bijou's find is one of many reasons.  :tongue:
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: docstew on November 02, 2009, 12:50:20 PM
some new wave hippy crap, sage supposedly gives off very powerful positive vibes, or some such bs.  it's probably about as effective as cherokee hair tampons (just google those, dammit, don't ask me to explain)
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: Celtic Rose on November 02, 2009, 12:51:03 PM
What the hell is saging?

Sounds like something that happens to women who don't wear bras.

Burning sage and waving around the smoke I believe.  Seems stinky.  
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: Mike220 on November 02, 2009, 12:52:06 PM
some new wave hippy crap, sage supposedly gives off very powerful positive vibes, or some such bs.  it's probably about as effective as cherokee hair tampons (just google those, dammit, don't ask me to explain)

Ah, ok. I thought sage was for seasoning food. But what do I know?

For Cherokee hair tampons, there's a Southpark episode that explains all you need to know.  :-)
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: Carl on November 02, 2009, 12:53:25 PM
Yet they all mock God and Christians. :banghead:
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: BadCat on November 02, 2009, 12:53:49 PM
I love incense too.

It covers the smell of the cat boxes.
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: docstew on November 02, 2009, 12:53:58 PM
How can you be married to someone who believes in the values that you despise?  It's one thing to believe differently than your spouse but how can you live with someone who has views that you have a deep seated hatred for?  That would be like me being married to Chavez Or Michael Moore.

my wife is a democrat, although a sane one.  she got burned out working for verizon and is now somewhat anti-corporate.  none of that changes the fact that i love her.  eventually, she'll grow out of it, cuz she's a happy, friendly person with civility and decency
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: BEG on November 02, 2009, 12:57:22 PM
my wife is a democrat, although a sane one.  she got burned out working for verizon and is now somewhat anti-corporate.  none of that changes the fact that i love her.  eventually, she'll grow out of it, cuz she's a happy, friendly person with civility and decency

I'm not saying that people of opposite views can't be married, it's when one spouse has DU type hatred for the other spouses views.  How can that be healthy?
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: njpines on November 02, 2009, 12:58:38 PM
I'd try saging but I don't have the thyme . . . (sorry!)  :hammer:
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: Lord Undies on November 02, 2009, 01:00:04 PM
my wife is a democrat, although a sane one.  she got burned out working for verizon and is now somewhat anti-corporate.  none of that changes the fact that i love her.  eventually, she'll grow out of it, cuz she's a happy, friendly person with civility and decency

There is a great difference between the run-of-the-mill American Democrat voter and the Lunatic Little Goon Squad who post ON PURPOSE at DemocratUnderground.com.
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: debk on November 02, 2009, 01:02:01 PM
If I walked around the house burning sage and chanting....the other half would be calling the guys in white jackets....

...just sayin'....
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: IassaFTots on November 02, 2009, 01:03:36 PM
I'd try saging but I don't have the thyme . . . (sorry!)  :hammer:
:cheersmate:
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: debk on November 02, 2009, 01:05:31 PM
I'd try saging but I don't have the thyme . . . (sorry!)  :hammer:


Maybe RoseMary does.....
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: docstew on November 02, 2009, 01:13:26 PM
Foul!! out of bounds!! the lounge is for your silly puns, this is where we make discuss the delusions of DU
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: bijou on November 02, 2009, 01:23:03 PM
I'd try saging but I don't have the thyme . . . (sorry!)  :hammer:
Heh.  :-)
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 02, 2009, 01:27:56 PM
:rotf:

DUmmies...you wonder why we laugh at you??? Bijou's find is one of many reasons.  :tongue:

That's why it pays for Bijou to peruse the Astrology, Spirituality & Alternative Healing Group. :bow:
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: thundley4 on November 02, 2009, 01:30:17 PM
Foul!! out of bounds!! the lounge is for your silly puns, this is where we make discuss the delusions of DU

Oh , cumin. He mint no harm. Wasabi(g) dill?

Cayenne you mustard anise pun here anywhere?

As long as we don't get caraway with the capers.
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on November 02, 2009, 01:32:35 PM
I occasionaly pepper my conversations with some salty words.  :naughty:
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: njpines on November 02, 2009, 01:41:00 PM
Oh , cumin. He mint no harm. Wasabi(g) dill?

Cayenne you mustard anise pun here anywhere?

As long as we don't get caraway with the capers.

Yowza -- my lame attempt is totally blown away!  You are the Pun King!!  :bow:
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: Lord Undies on November 02, 2009, 01:41:53 PM
If I walked around the house burning sage and chanting....the other half would be calling the guys in white jackets....

...just sayin'....

I wonder how many have burned their house down?
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: AllosaursRus on November 02, 2009, 01:56:10 PM
If I walked around the house burning sage and chanting....the other half would be calling the guys in white jackets....

...just sayin'....

I'd boot "Toots" out to the barn! Thankfully, she's from "West By God Virginia"! She's as much a "redneck" as I am. Maybe more! Lol!

If my cat's crapped in the house, I wouldn't let them in!
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 02, 2009, 02:01:42 PM
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get the red out   (1000+ posts)             Mon Nov-02-09 03:06 PM
Response to Original message
1. I have only just begun saging
   
I have only in the past few months begun saging, the psychic and reiki practitioner who recommended it didn't say anything about the incense, though I use some of that independently. I have noticed a definite improvement in the energies around my home. I pay special attention to saging the radios and TV where my husband has his right wing hate shows come through. Seriously, there is a difference in him since I started doing this. He has become completely understanding that I will not listen to that or come into the living room when Fox is on the TV. These positive changes had been taking place already but they seem to have accelerated.

I'm guessing it just means he has decided not to argue with the nutbar who owns the vagina, and who also likes to burn stuff.
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: AllosaursRus on November 02, 2009, 02:05:10 PM
I'm guessing it just means he has decided not to argue with the nutbar who owns the vagina, and who also likes to burn stuff.

Amazing the power of that little gem has over the male of the species! I know I'm addicted!
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: jinxmchue on November 02, 2009, 02:14:25 PM
Wait a tic.  Saging?  No wonder nothing has worked here.  I've been parsleying!
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: FlippyDoo on November 02, 2009, 04:10:18 PM
Burning sage and incense creates smoke. According to the creator of the internet smoke is one of the things that is causing global warming...oops...climate change. The DUmmie could be considered a planet murderer.
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: diesel driver on November 02, 2009, 05:59:40 PM
Burning sage and incense creates smoke. According to the creator of the internet smoke is one of the things that is causing global warming...oops...climate change. The DUmmie could be considered a planet murderer.

Diesel smoke is my incense....

SUCK ON IT, DUMMIES!
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: The Village Idiot on November 02, 2009, 09:17:07 PM
The reality based community!!

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: The Village Idiot on November 02, 2009, 09:17:55 PM
I do not know what saging is and I never burn incense for religious reasons... so I am no DUmmie.
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: The Village Idiot on November 02, 2009, 09:20:12 PM
it's probably about as effective as cherokee hair tampons (just google those, dammit, don't ask me to explain)

No, I will NOT. Believe me, I won't. I do not want to know what else these idiots have come up with
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: docstew on November 02, 2009, 09:53:59 PM
No, I will NOT. Believe me, I won't. I do not want to know what else these idiots have come up with

It was in a South Park episode about "alternative healing"... it's not real (AFAIK)
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: The Village Idiot on November 03, 2009, 12:17:02 AM
It was in a South Park episode about "alternative healing"... it's not real (AFAIK)

lol.

Don't worry these idiots would probably try it anyways.
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 03, 2009, 04:09:54 AM
Burning sage and incense creates smoke. According to the creator of the internet smoke is one of the things that is causing global warming...oops...climate change. The DUmmie could be considered a planet murderer.

Nice to see you, Flippy . . .  :cheersmate:

What punishment would a charge of "planet homicide" carry, anyway?

On another note of this thread, the only incense I ever burned was either as an altar boy (very nearly smoked out the bishop at a Confirmation Mass once, long ago), or those "Deer Sense" sticks that smell like a horny doe.  No, there was nothing but woods around for the second one.  Didn't stick around long enough to see if a buck would come by.  'Course, it did get dark, so I wouldn't have been able to shoot anyway.
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: FlippyDoo on November 03, 2009, 05:42:59 AM
Nice to see you, Flippy . . .  :cheersmate:

What punishment would a charge of "planet homicide" carry, anyway?

On another note of this thread, the only incense I ever burned was either as an altar boy (very nearly smoked out the bishop at a Confirmation Mass once, long ago), or those "Deer Sense" sticks that smell like a horny doe.  No, there was nothing but woods around for the second one.  Didn't stick around long enough to see if a buck would come by.  'Course, it did get dark, so I wouldn't have been able to shoot anyway.

That's a good question. If it was me and I had the power, I would do something to the offender's mind so that he (or she/it) was delusional. When I say delusional I mean so delusional that he (or she/it) wouldn't only just not realize how stupid and insignificant he (or she/it) is but so delusional that he (or she/it) would think that he (or she/it) is the most brilliant person in the universe. Then I would take the individual and place him (or her/it) into a group of people exactly like himself (or herself/itself). I would then place said group in a public environment (maybe even on the internet) so that the entire world could laugh at them.

But that's not for me to decide.
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: TheSarge on November 03, 2009, 06:54:15 AM
How can you be married to someone who believes in the values that you despise?  It's one thing to believe differently than your spouse but how can you live with someone who has views that you have a deep seated hatred for?  That would be like me being married to Chavez Or Michael Moore.

They probably both started out sorta kinda believing in the same things when they got married....only he grew up and she never did.
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: The Village Idiot on November 03, 2009, 09:21:26 AM
That's a good question. If it was me and I had the power, I would do something to the offender's mind so that he (or she/it) was delusional. When I say delusional I mean so delusional that he (or she/it) wouldn't only just not realize how stupid and insignificant he (or she/it) is but so delusional that he (or she/it) would think that he (or she/it) is the most brilliant person in the universe.

Turn them into DUmmies.

That is cruel and inhumane punishment.
Title: Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
Post by: cottondress on November 03, 2009, 09:30:59 AM
I knew it...Dummies are all just turkey stuffing :rotf: