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Title: Robbery Suspect Severely Beaten
Post by: Chris on November 01, 2009, 09:42:37 AM
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Phoenix police said Saturday that an armed man wearing a Halloween mask was severely beaten by a group of people he tried to rob at gunpoint.

Justin James Pare, 33, allegedly broke into a north Phoenix apartment through a kitchen window late Friday night and confronted a man inside, Phoenix police Sgt. Andy Hill said.

Neighbors then jumped on Pare and hit him with a bat and wooden board, causing his mask to come off. Pare was able to escape in his car, but patrol officers quickly tracked him down.

http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news/local/phoenix/robbery_suspect_beaten_033109

Happy Halloween, asshole. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Robbery Suspect Severely Beaten
Post by: bkg on November 01, 2009, 10:04:25 AM
Tomorrow's headline: "Vigilanties arrested over beating alleged robber. ACLU will be investigating."
 
Title: Re: Robbery Suspect Severely Beaten
Post by: ReardenSteel on November 01, 2009, 10:53:41 AM
Darwin Award potential?

After all, he brought two guns to a wooden stick fight... and lost!

Am I going to Hell for joking about a man with life threatening injuries? Well anyway, if you can't take a bat to the head, stay out of the robbery business.

Meh, I was going to Hell for totally different reasons anyway.  :p
Title: Re: Robbery Suspect Severely Beaten
Post by: Gratiot on November 01, 2009, 09:26:16 PM
 :cheersmate:  Well done, neighbors!