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Title: Customs Agents Find Pot Inside Chessboard
Post by: Chris_ on October 28, 2009, 07:26:35 AM: Customs Agents Find Pot Inside Chessboard

AP story at LINK (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569905,00.html)

Looks like some DUmmie was trying to game the system.
Title: Re: Customs Agents Find Pot Inside Chessboard
Post by: jinxmchue on October 28, 2009, 10:17:40 AM: "Hey, guys! There's dope hidden here! Rook!"

No doubt the guy who tried this was just a pawn.

Checkmate! And good knight!
Title: Re: Customs Agents Find Pot Inside Chessboard
Post by: Rick on October 28, 2009, 04:32:53 PM: 3 hrs, one post, I guest chessboards just aren't punny.
Title: Re: Customs Agents Find Pot Inside Chessboard
Post by: Eupher on October 28, 2009, 04:35:18 PM: Well, jinx already wished us a "good knight." That kinda forces my rook to castle, actually. And my queen is hot to trot for my good knight.

Now that I think about it, my bad knight has probably been into the Maui Wowie.
Title: Re: Customs Agents Find Pot Inside Chessboard
Post by: bijou on October 28, 2009, 04:43:15 PM: Quote from: Ranger Rick on October 28, 2009, 04:32:53 PM
3 hrs, one post, I guest chessboards just aren't punny.
Nice to see a few puns now, glad I popped in to check the thread again.
Title: Re: Customs Agents Find Pot Inside Chessboard
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 28, 2009, 04:45:59 PM: Well, now we know who isn't the King of the Dope Smugglers.
Title: Re: Customs Agents Find Pot Inside Chessboard
Post by: Eupher on October 28, 2009, 04:48:53 PM: The customs guys got rooked. They could've walked away with the whole stash, but nope.
Title: Re: Customs Agents Find Pot Inside Chessboard
Post by: Randy on October 28, 2009, 05:16:44 PM: Quote from: bijou on October 28, 2009, 04:43:15 PM
Nice to see a few puns now, glad I popped in to check the thread again.

Check in again in a few Knights. I'm sure there will be a Mate or 2.
Title: Re: Customs Agents Find Pot Inside Chessboard
Post by: jinxmchue on October 28, 2009, 05:24:29 PM: The guy behind this smuggling attempt is back to square one.

It's black and white to anyone.
Title: Re: Customs Agents Find Pot Inside Chessboard
Post by: Chris_ on October 28, 2009, 09:41:06 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 28, 2009, 04:45:59 PM
Well, now we know who isn't the King of the Dope Smugglers.
Nah, he was just somebody's pawn.
Title: Re: Customs Agents Find Pot Inside Chessboard
Post by: Lord Undies on October 28, 2009, 10:22:26 PM: When one man on the chessboard
Gets up and tells you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving slow
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know
Title: Re: Customs Agents Find Pot Inside Chessboard
Post by: Eupher on October 29, 2009, 09:20:24 AM: I think Alice is having a Spassky-ism. She's a real Fischer of men, seems to me.
Title: Re: Customs Agents Find Pot Inside Chessboard
Post by: IassaFTots on October 29, 2009, 09:55:55 AM: Quote from: Eupher on October 29, 2009, 09:20:24 AM
I think Alice is having a Spassky-ism. She's a real Fischer of men, seems to me.

I believe everyone else has moved on bud...
Title: Re: Customs Agents Find Pot Inside Chessboard
Post by: Eupher on October 29, 2009, 10:00:43 AM: Quote from: IassaFTots on October 29, 2009, 09:55:55 AM
I believe everyone else has moved on bud...

It ain't over till the King gets tipped.
Title: Re: Customs Agents Find Pot Inside Chessboard
Post by: IassaFTots on October 29, 2009, 10:23:37 AM: Quote from: Eupher on October 29, 2009, 10:00:43 AM
It ain't over till the King gets tipped.

Rook on dude.....ROOK ON!!! :rocker:
Title: Re: Customs Agents Find Pot Inside Chessboard
Post by: Eupher on October 29, 2009, 11:22:04 AM: Quote from: IassaFTots on October 29, 2009, 10:23:37 AM
Rook on dude.....ROOK ON!!! :rocker:

S'up, Bish? Queenie's down with the trots, man. They castled my rook, and I'm pawned about it.
Title: Re: Customs Agents Find Pot Inside Chessboard
Post by: jinxmchue on October 29, 2009, 12:03:14 PM: I wonder if the drugs came from Bangkok.

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Title: Re: Customs Agents Find Pot Inside Chessboard
Post by: IassaFTots on October 29, 2009, 12:13:01 PM: Quote from: Eupher on October 29, 2009, 11:22:04 AM
S'up, Bish? Queenie's down with the trots, man. They castled my rook, and I'm pawned about it.

What a checkered life you lead.
Title: Re: Customs Agents Find Pot Inside Chessboard
Post by: Eupher on October 29, 2009, 02:28:46 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on October 29, 2009, 12:13:01 PM
What a checkered life you lead.

Just as long as you crown me when I get to the other side, checkers are happenin' too.