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Title: Woman Accused of Offering Sex for World Series Tickets on Craigslist
Post by: Chris_ on October 28, 2009, 07:24:14 AM: Quote
Woman Accused of Offering Sex for World Series Tickets on Craigslist

A Philadelphia woman was arrested Tuesday after she allegedly posted an ad on Craigslist offering to perform sex acts in exchange for World Series tickets, MyFoxPhilly reported.

Susan Finkelstein, 43, was charged with prostitution and related offenses after police say she advertised herself as a buxom, blond, die-hard Phillies fan who was desperately seeking World Series tickets and would have sex to get them.

"I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other," authorities say Finkelstein's online ad read. She described herself as "gorgeous" and said her price was negotiable, according to police.

Spork alert at LINK (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569841,00.html)

The only way any man should hit that is with a tire iron. They should add "false advertising" to the charges. :-)
Title: Re: Woman Accused of Offering Sex for World Series Tickets on Craigslist
Post by: Alpha Mare on October 28, 2009, 07:32:24 AM: Philly is a much safer place now with that dangerous criminal off the street. :whatever:
Title: Re: Woman Accused of Offering Sex for World Series Tickets on Craigslist
Post by: Wayne on October 28, 2009, 07:55:28 AM: [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95c9_NpKF8g&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

The vid.
Title: Re: Woman Accused of Offering Sex for World Series Tickets on Craigslist
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 28, 2009, 08:01:37 AM: Baseball puns coming in 5-4-3...........

She struck out.

No hits...no runs...no one left on base.
Title: Re: Woman Accused of Offering Sex for World Series Tickets on Craigslist
Post by: Chris_ on October 28, 2009, 08:18:09 AM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 28, 2009, 08:01:37 AM
Baseball puns coming in 5-4-3...........

She struck out.

No hits...no runs...no one left on base.
Guess the cops really threw her a curve ball.
Title: Re: Woman Accused of Offering Sex for World Series Tickets on Craigslist
Post by: NHSparky on October 28, 2009, 08:20:20 AM: Guess she was trying to get some lineup help for that big lumber in the hole.
Title: Re: Woman Accused of Offering Sex for World Series Tickets on Craigslist
Post by: thundley4 on October 28, 2009, 08:34:15 AM: If this (http://www.facebook.com/people/Susan-Finkelstein/1067397945) is the same person, and it looks like her, then she is a DUmmie.

She's a fan of Rachel Madcow.
Title: Re: Woman Accused of Offering Sex for World Series Tickets on Craigslist
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 28, 2009, 08:42:38 AM: Evil capitalist bitch is making a 100% profit.
Title: Re: Woman Accused of Offering Sex for World Series Tickets on Craigslist
Post by: Wineslob on October 28, 2009, 11:00:27 AM: I don't think the deal would fall under fair trade.
Title: Re: Woman Accused of Offering Sex for World Series Tickets on Craigslist
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 28, 2009, 11:32:35 AM: The New York Post is having a field day with this.
Title: Re: Woman Accused of Offering Sex for World Series Tickets on Craigslist
Post by: Chris on October 28, 2009, 11:39:18 AM: Quote from: thundley4 on October 28, 2009, 08:34:15 AM
If this (http://www.facebook.com/people/Susan-Finkelstein/1067397945) is the same person, and it looks like her, then she is a DUmmie.

She's a fan of Rachel Madcow.

That's her. CNN's had her mug shot on TV three times already.
Title: Re: Woman Accused of Offering Sex for World Series Tickets on Craigslist
Post by: Chump on October 28, 2009, 12:58:39 PM: Oof...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOIEGz7o_s[/youtube]
Title: Re: Woman Accused of Offering Sex for World Series Tickets on Craigslist
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 28, 2009, 02:27:43 PM: Supposedly, she is (was?) married . . .