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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on October 26, 2009, 08:14:41 AM
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Man stuffs mouth with 16 cockroaches in record bid
AP story at LINK (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/10/25/ap/strange/main5419095.shtml?tag=cbsnewsLeadStoriesAreaMain;cbsnewsLeadStoriesHeadlines)
Oddly enough, Michigan...not Florida.
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OK... Just eff that all to hell.
Nah ah no way no how fuggeddiboutit
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OK... Just eff that all to hell.
Nah ah no way no how fuggeddiboutit
The idea really bugs you eh?
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The idea really bugs you eh?
You tryin to pest-er him?
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Is his name OTTO?
That may be a regional thing.
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You tryin to pest-er him?
I wonder if this story has legs.
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I wonder if this story has legs.
Nope. I think it is a trap for bad puns. :-)
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Nope. I think it is a trap for bad puns. :-)
Eh, best I could do on the fly.
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Eh, best I could do on the fly.
That was a quick reply, I was beginning to think you were a little fog-gy headed this morning.
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That was a quick reply, I was beginning to think you were a little fog-gy headed this morning.
Nah, must be a slow web connection.
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Nah, must be a slow web connection.
You might need to exterminate a virus.
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You might need to exterminate a virus.
...or just fine tune the OS a tick.
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...or just fine tune the OS a tick.
True that. Hopefully you aren't infested with spyware.
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True that. Hopefully you aren't infested with spyware.
That's possible since I travel and use wireless provided by some of those flea-bag hotels I visit.
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That's possible since I travel and use wireless provided by some of those flea-bag hotels I visit.
Oh gross. Those places repel me.
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Oh gross. Those places repel me.
Try reading a Citronella story. You'll feel better.
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Try reading a Citronella story. You'll feel better.
I just larvae a good Citronella story.
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I just larvae a good Citronella story.
I'll try to hatch a new one for you then.
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I'll try to hatch a new one for you then.
Lovely!
Ant then I will be a happy girl.
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Lovely!
Ant then I will be a happy girl.
I'll dig up one of the old ones I mothballed a while back.
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(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/aggie8387/doggie1.jpg)
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I'll dig up one of the old ones I mothballed a while back.
That would bee awesome!
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That would bee awesome!
This thread's a real hive of activity ain't it?
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This thread's a real hive of activity ain't it?
Gnat's right, it sure is!
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Gnat's right, it sure is!
I keep looking for a swarm of activity from others wanting to get in on this.
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I keep looking for a swarm of activity from others wanting to get in on this.
Me too. Perhaps they are afraid of getting stung?
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Me too. Perhaps they are afraid of getting stung?
Yep - that's what happens when they get too close to the nest.
This entire thread is SO disgusting, however, that it needs to be exterminated.
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Yep - that's what happens when they get too close to the nest.
This entire thread is SO disgusting, however, that it needs to be exterminated.
Naw, not yet. We are just strip-ping it down to the crux of the matter.
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Naw, not yet. We are just strip-ping it down to the crux of the matter.
Better hurry. They're scuttling along faster than you can see.
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Naw, not yet. We are just strip-ping it down to the crux of the matter.
Ah, making a mole hill out of a mountain.
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Ah, making a mole hill out of a mountain.
Not me. I was just egg-ing him on.
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This thread gives me the creepy crawlies . . .
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Not me. I was just egg-ing him on.
Orkin you just not stop yourself?
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Orkin you just not stop yourself?
I have tried to terminix my link to this thread, but it just ain't happening. I don't know wasp going on today...
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I have tried to terminix my link to this thread, but it just ain't happening. I don't know wasp going on today...
Just a lot of bumbling around.
I'm just waiting for Euph to come back and toot his own hornet again.
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Just a lot of bumbling around.
I'm just waiting for Euph to come back and toot his own hornet again.
Well if he is gonna play over heah, he best be wearing his yellow jacket. This'un's done worn out most of the bee-st.
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Two roaches were eating garbage in an New York City alley. "I was in that new
restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The
kitchen is spotless, the floors are sparkling. It's so sanitary, the
whole place shines." "Oh come on!" the other roach said, grimacing.
"Not while I'm eating!"
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Well if he is gonna play over heah, he best be wearing his yellow jacket. This'un's done worn out most of the bee-st.
Me think most folk would rather no-see-um any more puns.
:tongue:
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Me think most folk would rather no-see-um any more puns.
:tongue:
Aw bugger. And we were whipping em out like lightning bugs!
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Aw bugger. And we were whipping em out like lightning bugs!
Yeah, they're probably chiggering a gag response in a lot of folks about now.
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Don't let PETA see this. They'll have a "hissy" fit.
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Well if he is gonna play over heah, he best be wearing his yellow jacket. This'un's done worn out most of the bee-st.
I've got my yellow jacket wadded up in a ball in my car. Penter bees are not so dangerous - they just look bad-ass.