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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Schadenfreude on October 24, 2009, 06:15:52 PM
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:drunksailor:
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Well now, is it the wine talking or...........SATAN?
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OMG... Beg just told all my friends and family that I was drunk on FB... how can I ever go back?
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I am giddy right now and this will NOT be pretty.... someone try to contain me, please. :evillaugh:
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Speaking of wrinking dine....
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jNNFqQODKE[/youtube]
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I am giddy right now and this will NOT be pretty.... someone try to contain me, please. :evillaugh:
Yeah. Sure. Like quicksilver in a c-clamp.
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OMG... Beg just told all my friends and family that I was drunk on FB... how can I ever go back?
I told them you hit two methadone clinics today.
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Speaking of wrinking dine....
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jNNFqQODKE[/youtube]
That brings back a ton of memories! :evillaugh: :heart:
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Sooo...do you like to get it in the can?
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Sooo...do you like to get it in the can?
I'll have to plead the 5th, Chump. So what's a good looking guy like you doing in a thread like this? :-)
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I'll have to plead the 5th, Chump. So what's a good looking guy like you doing in a thread like this? :-)
Just bringin' teh funny.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUAiZ60Kur0[/youtube]
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HEHE... I saw that video, but I have to ask... do these legs look like they like it in the can? Don't answer....:lmao: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/9495/getattachmentayb1.jpg)
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So many ways to take that one...
:drool:
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Take no prisoners. :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :heart: :heart: :heart:
Kinda retarded, but heh, it's a Saturday night and we pass through this life but once. :popcorn:
(http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3439/67694473.th.jpg) (http://img195.imageshack.us/i/67694473.jpg/)
Oh does my ass look fat? :lmao:
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ask me anythin'
Will you still be awake when I get back from my cigarette run? :uhsure:
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How often do you take pictures of yourself? :-)
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I told them you hit two methadone clinics today.
Is that like a problem or somehting? :thatsright: :lmao:
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How often do you take pictures of yourself? :-)
Only about once a day. By the way, you are slacking girl... what up?
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Will you still be awake when I get back from my cigarette run? :uhsure:
I will... promise! Are you sure you will have me? :evillaugh:
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I will... promise! Are you sure you will have me? :evillaugh:
:puke:
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:puke:
If you are that sensitive then maybe you should hang out at www.iwasbornyesterdayIswear.com...
I am die. :evillaugh:
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Oh does my ass look fat? :lmao:
Well now you're just being silly.
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You ladies should rumble. :popcorn:
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Well now you're just being silly.
I am being very silly and I wish my ass was very fat, unfortunately.... like everything else, it is goin south. :uhsure:
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You ladies should rumble. :popcorn:
Chump.. did you know that Julie and I go way back? I think perhaps 5 years or better. She wanted me (and about 5 of my socks) at another forum. Anyway... she's seen me naked and I watched her pee. :uhsure:
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If you are that sensitive then maybe you should hang out at www.iwasbornyesterdayIswear.com...
I am die. :evillaugh:
I'm not sensitive, it was just such a stupid question. Will he have you?!? Please.....you know he would.
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Chump.. did you know that Julie and I go way back? I think perhaps 5 years or better. She wanted me (and about 5 of my socks) at another forum. Anyway... she's seen me naked and I watched her pee. :uhsure:
:picsneeded:
Well, except of the pee, unless someone here goes in for that sort of thing. Definitely not for me to judge...freaks.
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Chump.. did you know that Julie and I go way back? I think perhaps 5 years or better. She wanted me (and about 5 of my socks) at another forum. Anyway... she's seen me naked and I watched her pee. :uhsure:
I also have some pictures saved of you and if you get out of line I will post them. :evillaugh:
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I'm not sensitive, it was just such a stupid question. Will he have you?!? Please.....you know he would.
We would have to ask him.... :evillaugh:
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And why on earth would a hot woman wish her ass was fat? Maybe if she was skinny-assed and wanted it to be a little fatter...
But just outright fat? :wtf3:
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I also have some pictures saved of you and if you get out of line I will post them. :evillaugh:
We need an objective judge to determine if she's out of line or not.
She is.
Post 'em.
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:picsneeded:
Well, except of the pee, unless someone here goes in for that sort of thing. Definitely not for me to judge...freaks.
Freaks! I totally know what you mean, I have two freaks hidden in my basement. Can't live without them and ... well.... can't live without them. :-)
Speaking of freaks, where are the mods in this joint? :p
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And why on earth would a hot woman wish her ass was fat? Maybe if she was skinny-assed and wanted it to be a little fatter...
But just outright fat? :wtf3:
Baby needs some back. :hyper:
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I also have some pictures saved of you and if you get out of line I will post them. :evillaugh:
I love when you get all dominatrix on me! :heart:
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Baby needs some back. :hyper:
Pffft...as a certified "ass man" and connoisseur (errr, former connoisseur), you're straight, believe me.
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Pffft...as a certified "ass man" and connoisseur (errr, former connoisseur), you're straight, believe me.
Too sweet of you.
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HEHE... I saw that video, but I have to ask... do these legs look like they like it in the can? Don't answer....:lmao: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/9495/getattachmentayb1.jpg)
Maybe it's just the picture, but it looks like you need a pedicure.
I'll be gentle as I play with your feet. :evillaugh:
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I'm back from my cig run. (it was an out of State deal, lol)
BEG was right, you don't even have to ask. :p
OK, how much whiskey do I have to drink to catch up? :cheersmate:
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Maybe it's just the picture, but it looks like you need a pedicure.
I'll be gentle as I play with your feet. :evillaugh:
Seriously I do need one. :-)
Rob you have such a way about you,
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I'm back from my cig run. (it was an out of State deal, lol)
BEG was right, you don't even have to ask. :p
OK, how much whiskey do I have to drink to catch up? :cheersmate:
Crossin state lines to support your habit, eh? BEG is funny, I hink she may have gone to sleep or something. I mean, it is 5:30 in CA, but yanno.
Start drinking, believe it or not, I only had two glasses of wine and I am bouncing off the walls, I need to remedy this, it's embarassing. :naughty:
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Crossin state lines to support your habit, eh? BEG is funny, I hink she may have gone to sleep or something. I mean, it is 5:30 in CA, but yanno.
Start drinking, believe it or not, I only had two glasses of wine and I am bouncing off the walls, I need to remedy this, it's embarassing. :naughty:
That's funny everyone here was just thinking about you bouncing. :uhsure:
Coming up on 40 years on God's green earth and the fact that girls are soft, bumpy and smell nice is pretty much the sum of my knowledge on the fair sex. :(
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Seriously I do need one. :-)
Rob you have such a way about you,
Are there any watchers in the house? Would anyone here enjoy watching me suck on your toes? :drool: :naughty: :-)(http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Drinks/drunk-37.gif)
It would give a whole new meaning to ctrl-v
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That's funny everyone here was just thinking about you bouncing. :uhsure:
Coming up on 40 years on God's green earth and the fact that girls are soft, bumpy and smell nice is pretty much the sum of my knowledge on the fair sex. :(
I believe that is really ALL you need to know about the fairer sex. So what's on hulu tonight? Anything?
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I believe that is really ALL you need to know about the fairer sex. So what's on hulu tonight? Anything?
Dunno. I've been watching football and looking for a place to see the Iowa game with no luck. I'll likely try and catch an episode of Red Eye on hulu before I crash tonight. I'm just that wild and crazy. :p
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Are there any watchers in the house? Would anyone here enjoy watching me suck on your toes? :drool: :naughty: :-)(http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Drinks/drunk-37.gif)
It would give a whole new meaning to ctrl-v
:evillaugh: Rob, that made me blush. :evillaugh: :heart:
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:evillaugh: Rob, that made me blush. :evillaugh: :heart:
I find that VERY hard to believe.
:popcorn:
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:evillaugh: Rob, that made me blush. :evillaugh: :heart:
Your cheeks right? (countdown to NSFW....)
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I find that VERY hard to believe.
:popcorn:
I know, I always try to act like I was born yesterday when in actuality, it was actually, the day before yesterday. :naughty:
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Your cheeks right? (countdown to NSFW....)
Surprise buttcheeks? :evillaugh:
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Surprise buttcheeks? :evillaugh:
They do that? Is there a picture? :evillaugh:
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I can never tell when you are blushing when your face is resting on the pillow. :evillaugh:
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Late to the party but it looks like a good one. :naughty:
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What the devil? :uhsure:
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They do that? Is there a picture? :evillaugh:
Some surprises are not so photogenic, though I did find a YT you may enjoy.
[youtube=425,350]gbN88fagH94[/youtube]
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Late to the party but it looks like a good one. :naughty:
Dradie has been schrinking. :evillaugh:
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What the devil? :uhsure:
Indeed, is there a mod on duty? :-)
Apparently, I frightened BEG.... :evillaugh:
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Dradie has been schrinking. :evillaugh:
Looking real good too from what I saw. :drool:
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Yeah BEG is MIA. A pity; the more beauties the merrier.
And all this talk has me looking to tie one on as well. I forgot how boring I am when the wife is out of town.
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Indeed, is there a mod on duty? :-)
Apparently, I frightened BEG.... :evillaugh:
I'm not a mod, but I'm reporting for duty..whatever that could mean. :evillaugh:
BEG can not be frightened... :bow:
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Some surprises are not so photogenic, though I did find a YT you may enjoy.
[youtube=425,350]gbN88fagH94[/youtube]
Um
Thank you?
:tongue:
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What the devil? :uhsure:
Not "what the" but "devil" seems to fit here. :uhsure:
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The sex & booze crowd is out of control. :popcorn:
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The sex & booze crowd is out of control. :popcorn:
It's not out of control until the short bus comes for a pick up. :popcorn:
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What the devil? :uhsure:
Take your socks off & join us. :drool:
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It's not out of control until the short bus comes for a pick up. :popcorn:
I seriously don't think I could do anything anymore that would surprise them.... i have run out of my virtual bag of tricks. :uhsure:
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:shortbus:
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Sorry.. I passed out. :evillaugh:
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:shortbus:
You llie!
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:lmao: hwat?
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:lmao: hwat?
There was a time when everything I did shocked you... now, not so much. :p
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There was a time when everything I did shocked you... now, not so much. :p
If it's any consolation, the pumpkin shocks me. Severely. :evillaugh:
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I think the pumpkin is cute, kinda like Guido from Cars.
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Missed some of the party. On the phone with my brother and my 8 month old nephew who may or may not have/had the "pig flew" is getting better and is A OK.
prayers that all is good
now... where the NSFW at? don't make me do it... ya'll don't want that :evillaugh:
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It's not out of control until the short bus comes for a pick up. :popcorn:
:lmao: I think I hear it pulling up! (or pulling out)
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Indeed, is there a mod on duty? :-)
Apparently, I frightened BEG.... :evillaugh:
You didn't frighten me, I was ordered to paint by my master.
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OMG... Beg just told all my friends and family that I was drunk on FB... how can I ever go back?
To your family and friends or FB?
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The sex & booze crowd is out of control. :popcorn:
We have never been in control of anything except the old Cantina.
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prayers that all is good
I also pray that the little guy is ok.
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I'm reading this while the A&E bio of Paul Rubins plays in the background.
For some odd reason it all seems fitting. :rotf:
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Well...it's sunday afternoon....who all has a headache?
Not me.
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Well...it's sunday afternoon....who all has a headache?
Not me.
Nor I. I am probably the biggest lightweight on the forum.... maybe the planet. :lmao:
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To your family and friends or FB?
That is a good question. :-)
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I'm reading this while the A&E bio of Paul Rubins plays in the background.
For some odd reason it all seems fitting. :rotf:
I don't know who Rubins is. :uhsure:
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Nor I. I am probably the biggest lightweight on the forum.... maybe the planet. :lmao:
I warded off a headache by sleeping till 10 and starting up drinking again right away. :couch:
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I warded off a headache by sleeping till 10 and starting up drinking again right away. :couch:
My alarm got me up at 4am... yep, playing showtunes again. :evillaugh:
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My alarm got me up at 4am... yep, playing showtunes again. :evillaugh:
Oy. I'd have a hangover getting up at 4AM even if I didn't drink a bit. :p
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:rotf: at this thread. :-)
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My alarm got me up at 4am... yep, playing showtunes again. :evillaugh:
Are you quite sure you're not a gay man trapped in a womans body? :lmao:
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Are you quite sure you're not a gay man trapped in a womans body? :lmao:
This was my son.. he isn't gay, but he does love his Mamma Mia! :lmao:
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If I drank a Kahlua and milk after work last night, does that make me teh ghey?
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If I drank a Kahlua and milk after work last night, does that make me teh ghey?
You are definitely "teh ghey".
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I knew I should have logged on this weekend. :lmao:
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Oh well, I want to shave Shade's legs................