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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Alpha Mare on October 24, 2009, 06:00:37 AM
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undergroundpanther (1000+ posts) Sat Oct-24-09 01:51 AM
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Shooters on my street
Edited on Sat Oct-24-09 01:58 AM by undergroundpanther
Tonight I heard a gunshot I was in my bathroom but it,sounded kinda close by. I went out on my porch my roomate asked if I heard it.I said I did than we heard it again .This time we both determined the direction of the shot.
I went to my front door,and as I opened it,to turn off my porch light and get ready to shut down for the night I heard another shot ,I saw where it came from, a grey car that was parked in the road that passes by my front window,by the bushes.That was it, I called the cops. Why this car is cruising my street, I dunno. But if this piece of shit continues to take pot shots at my house,I'll get some caltrops,for next time, toss 'em where they've been parking,So when the cops come, the shooters will still be there.
Normally I don't trust cops,but sometimes you have to use one kind of evil to get rid of another kind of evil.
Anyway my neighborhood is going to shit.Mom's little fantasy about how safe this area is has been blown apart.The drug dealer assholes that operate in other areas have decided to come around here. I say, **** them all. These assholes are wastes of skin.I'll be damned if I am going to be intimidated by a bunch of sociopathic prey animals who think it's ok to take potshots at the house..
undergroundpanther (1000+ posts) Sat Oct-24-09 02:19 AM
Response to Reply #3
7. I can throw knives
shoot a bow,and use a few other things along those lines. I am a bad shot with a gun. I don't like using guns,myself. My mom was held at gunpoint by my father and I body slammed my father so we could escape the house.
Another time a guy attempted to kidnap me or some shit he grabbed me from behind and out of my periphial vision I saw he had a gun aimed at me. So I bent over suddenly and I stabbed him with my bootknife a few times.He ran away left a blood trail.
Walking home from the inner harbor, several years ago an asshole put a gun with a silencer looking thing on it in my face. So I grabbed the gun out of his hand. This said jerk finding his own gun pointed at himself just freaked and ran.I turned the gun into the police station and reported the incident.
Because I have been shot at,and threatened by a gun before a few times I think guns trigger me, it sets off an emotional response in me because of my past that interferes with my aim perhaphs. So I'd rather use other means of defense if I can. And there are plenty of them.
Well hell, why didn't you just go out there and take their guns? ::)
undergroundpanther (1000+ posts) Sat Oct-24-09 02:32 AM
Response to Reply #5
9. My first wishful thought was bottle rockets
but bottle rockets whistle before they pop. And fireworks have a rhythm in how they go off. Guns sound different.And the intervals between shots is random.
I'm in my basement.Can't get any lower than that. It has been a shitty night. One of my roommates had an anxiety attack,he took his meds and he's asleep now. The other roommate is asleep because he's gotta work tomorrow early he slept through it all.My klonopin is useless tonight.
The cops did show up and patrol the street.
In a nearby complex a guy was beaten and threatened with a gun for "snitching" on a drug dealer asshole that was living in his cul de sac, having 12 year olds running drugs.
Drug dealer assholes don't intimidate me,they cannot do anything to me that I have not already faced before.I have had my neck broken,beaten up,raped,tortured etc.I'm not scared of death anymore and I have enough hate in my heart aimed at sociopaths to not give a shit what happens to these ****ers or this body that imprisons me.They will not find a market here..oh hell no.
undergroundpanther (1000+ posts) Sat Oct-24-09 02:37 AM
Response to Reply #8
10. yes,but not
on my street directly,except for the 1 house three doors down that was my neighbor's. He was taken away the day after xmas..The house is unoccupied.
Here's that story if you are curious.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
undergroundpanther (1000+ posts) Sat Oct-24-09 02:51 AM
Response to Reply #11
12. Haven't a clue
And I KNOW they don't do all that shit for 1 suicidal person. I know because I have been taken to the ER by the cops,a grand total of 2,who were untrained in how to work with people in a psych crisis.
It was a really crappy experince.The ****ing cops put cuffs on me escorted me to thier cars parked a short way down the road.I was not violent,threatening or anything.
And from that story, we get a taste of this one's bravery:
undergroundpanther (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-31-05 02:14 AM
Response to Reply #2
3. Beer?
Try a valium.(Nah I don't use drugs or drink to cope with stress for me it's a bad idea)
So I spent the day curled up with my partner in warm blankets in bed sipping some of the white tea I got for a xmas gift..Later we went out to eat,got some really good ribs. We are taking it easy and slow, I took a hot bath..cried my eyes out, we ranted in the car..The stress is beginning to wear off of us slowly. We are taking care of each other.Writing the post above helped me alot. I think I may finally get some sleep pretty soon.
I am guessing in a half hour maybe.
That'll teach those sociopaths to mess with her.
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Buuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllll Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
Eta: I guess PantherPiss is feeling left out of the keyboard warrior class, huh? What a bunch of total CRAP! I would think her looks are enough to scare the pants off any self respecting dope dealer!
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Here's the link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6846129) to the OP
Anyway my neighborhood is going to shit.Mom's little fantasy about how safe this area is has been blown apart.The drug dealer assholes that operate in other areas have decided to come around here. I say, **** them all. These assholes are wastes of skin.I'll be damned if I am going to be intimidated by a bunch of sociopathic prey animals who think it's ok to take potshots at the house..
Of course it's going to shit. That started the day your mother left you the house and you started to adopt other losers to share the place.
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Sounds like some DUmmy just rented Gran Torino.
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I went to my front door,and as I opened it,to turn off my porch light and get ready to shut down for the night I heard another shot ,I saw where it came from, a grey car that was parked in the road that passes by my front window,by the bushes.
A car jumped out of the bushes. :lmao:
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Assuming that this is not made up entirely from whole cloth.........nice neighborhood........and UGP wants to bring a bow to a gunfight........good luck with that......what a psycho.
doc
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This doofus has been kidnapped, tortured, shot at, has stabbed people multiple times, grabbed guns with silencers from would-be assassins with ease, and even body-slammed its own father as he held its mother at gunpoint!
What a load of horse shit. All of it. Quit the drugs, DUmmie.
Sounds like some DUmmy just rented Gran Torino.
:lmao:
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undergroundpanther (1000+ posts) Sat Oct-24-09 02:19 AM
Response to Reply #3
7. I body slammed my father so we could escape the house.
I stabbed him with my bootknife a few times.
So I grabbed the gun out of his hand.
:rotf: What an awesome kung-fu bouncy!
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Assuming that this is not made up entirely from whole cloth.........nice neighborhood........and UGP wants to bring a bow to a gunfight........good luck with that......what a psycho.
doc
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19. i guess if you try to go against them with a bow and knifes it will make an intersting obituary
your are not a wood elf i repeat you are not legolas no matter how much you think you could do it.
:lmao:
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Gran Torino = excellent movie. You still don't want to mess with Dirty Harry. Wonder what he would think of UGP?
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Wow. Not only did she/he/it determine the direction of a gunshot but narrowed down to a single vehicle. In the dark.
Amazing.
It must be an amazing thought process that uses cops as a great and wonderful example of socialism in one thread and call them evil in another.
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MangyCat said:
Normally I don't trust cops,but sometimes you have to use one kind of evil to get rid of another kind of evil.
What a friggen loon. I really doubt this episode even happened except in her flea bitten mind.
What, is it open season on Panthers where she lives??? :rotf:
She really is nothing more than a Drama Queen. Could you imagine her and bobbolink together???
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and I have enough hate in my heart aimed at sociopaths
And yet you post on a website full of them.
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This doofus has been kidnapped, tortured, shot at, has stabbed people multiple times, grabbed guns with silencers from would-be assassins with ease, and even body-slammed its own father as he held its mother at gunpoint!
What a load of horse shit. All of it. Quit the drugs, DUmmie.
:lmao:
So, basically TiT in a catsuit.
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Gran Torino = excellent movie. You still don't want to mess with Dirty Harry. Wonder what he would think of UGP?
I see a raised eyebrow, a Harry sneer while he turns to walk away shaking his head. :-)
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Wow. Not only did she/he/it determine the direction of a gunshot but narrowed down to a single vehicle. In the dark.
Amazing.
It must be an amazing thought process that uses cops as a great and wonderful example of socialism in one thread and call them evil in another.
Ummmm, Cats can see in the dark. :rotf:
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Sounds like UGP is yearning for its yearly/monthly visit to the place with the rubber walls and restraints.
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I see a raised eyebrow, a Harry sneer while he turns to walk away shaking his head. :-)
Then he has a second thought, and decides to be merciful. He turns and gives her a lead injection right between the eyes.
ETA:d*spelling
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So, basically TiT in a catsuit.
My thoughts exactly.
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I just thought of something. UGP claims to have been held (by the government I believe) and forced to "remote view". Maybe when she calls the cops she should drink some organic pineapple juice. She could do some remote viewing and tell the cops where the shooters are located.
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I'm waiting on her/it's review on The Men Who Stare at Goats when it comes out. I'm sure there will be a long diatribe about how they got it all wrong. :hyper:
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GOD help us if TIT and UGP ever get together. The comedy alone would keep us in stitches for weeks.
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This doofus has been kidnapped, tortured, shot at, has stabbed people multiple times, grabbed guns with silencers from would-be assassins with ease, and even body-slammed its own father as he held its mother at gunpoint!
What a load of horse shit. All of it. Quit the drugs, DUmmie.
:lmao:
Hell, I was thinkin' "Kill Bill"!
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GOD help us if TIT and UGP ever get together. The comedy alone would keep us in stitches for weeks.
OMG! What if they're the same person!!!!????
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Well hell, why didn't you just go out there and take their guns? ::)
And from that story, we get a taste of this one's bravery:That'll teach those sociopaths to mess with her.
I will guarantee every person on this board that this is complete bullshit and that UGP is afraid of her own shadow! She's got some TIT in her though! Wonder if they're related? :-)
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I will guarantee every person on this board that this is complete bullshit and that UGP is afraid of her own shadow! She's got some TIT in her though! Wonder if they're related? :-)
You suppose 'Batshit Crazy' is a hereditary condition?
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You suppose 'Batshit Crazy' is a hereditary condition?
I'd say a lot of it has to do with mind-altering pharmaceuticals, but that's just my opinion . . .
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You guys can laugh at UP now, but when America descends into a Road Warrior scenario, who do you think is going to be on the hood of a Lincoln chasing our asses down? :o
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Nah, she'll be cowering under the covers, sharing another meltdown with her partner.
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You guys can laugh at UP now, but when America descends into a Road Warrior scenario, who do you think is going to be on the hood of a Lincoln chasing our asses down? :o
Did you know they are making another Mad Max (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1392190/) movie? Supposedly Mel Gibson will NOT be in it.
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They're remaking "Red Dawn" too. Anybody wanna bet it'll lean to the left this time?
WOLVERINES!
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According to IMDB, the Mad Max movie is an animated cartoon. :bird:
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They're remaking "Red Dawn" too. Anybody wanna bet it'll lean to the left this time?
WOLVERINES! Tamborines!
fixitandfuggetit
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OMG! What if they're the same person!!!!????
It wouldn't surprise me in the least that it's true.
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You guys can laugh at UP now, but when America descends into a Road Warrior scenario, who do you think is going to be caving in the hood of a Lincoln chasing our asses down? :o
Fixed for accuracy. ;)
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It is amazing the fiction that can be inspired by one well timed firecracker.
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undergroundpanther (1000+ posts) Sat Oct-24-09 02:19 AM
Response to Reply #3
7. I can throw knives
shoot a bow,and use a few other things along those lines. I am a bad shot with a gun. I don't like using guns,myself. My mom was held at gunpoint by my father and I body slammed my father so we could escape the house.
Another time a guy attempted to kidnap me or some shit he grabbed me from behind and out of my periphial vision I saw he had a gun aimed at me. So I bent over suddenly and I stabbed him with my bootknife a few times.He ran away left a blood trail.
(http://chris2fer.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/thundercats.jpg)
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"Remote viewing"...is that like looking over your shoulder as you run like hell?
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"Remote viewing"...is that like looking over your shoulder as you run like hell?
I guess you don't remember our old "friend" don peyote.
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Gran Torino = excellent movie. You still don't want to mess with Dirty Harry. Wonder what he would think of UGP?
He'd say "Get your au fait paddy ass on down the road."
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This doofus has been kidnapped, tortured, shot at, has stabbed people multiple times, grabbed guns with silencers from would-be assassins with ease, and even body-slammed its own father as he held its mother at gunpoint!
What a load of horse shit. All of it. Quit the drugs, DUmmie.
:lmao:
Oh, but my favorite by far is being forced by the government to drink pineapple juices to induce remote viewing. Evidently it's a gift we all have given enough juice and no bathroom. I just can't figure out how it holds a knife in its paws. My kitties don't have opposable thumbs.
Cindie
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(http://chris2fer.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/thundercats.jpg)
Thundercats....... HO!!!!!
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Oh, but my favorite by far is being forced by the government to drink pineapple juices to induce remote viewing. Evidently it's a gift we all have given enough juice and no bathroom. I just can't figure out how it holds a knife in its paws. My kitties don't have opposable thumbs.
Cindie
It said that, too?
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It said that, too?
Yes it did! I wish I'd saved the link.
Cindie
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(http://chris2fer.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/thundercats.jpg)
Too much package definition, not enough 'looser' spandex.
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Yes it did! I wish I'd saved the link.
Cindie
I had to go and read about remote viewing, had never heard of it.
:rotf: :lmao:
This DUmmie is just pure, unadulterated stupid. What a goof.