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Title: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
Post by: bijou on October 22, 2009, 12:23:46 PM: Quote
A northern Minnesota man has pleaded guilty to driving his motorized lounge chair while drunk.

A criminal complaint says 62-year-old Dennis LeRoy Anderson told police he left the Keyboard Lounge in Proctor on his customized La-Z-Boy after drinking eight or nine beers. ...
link (http://wcco.com/crime/lounge.chair.dwi.2.1264055.html)

Hmm, caught bang to rights, he doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Title: Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
Post by: Chris_ on October 22, 2009, 12:29:47 PM: If convicted, he'll get the chair.
Title: Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
Post by: Chris_ on October 22, 2009, 12:38:33 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on October 22, 2009, 12:29:47 PM
If convicted, he'll get the chair.

This may be a case where instead of getting the chair, it gets taken away..
Title: Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
Post by: Chris_ on October 22, 2009, 12:39:55 PM: Quote from: SherryBaby on October 22, 2009, 12:38:33 PM
This may be a case where instead of getting the chair, it gets taken away..
...or he just gets a really cushy sentence.
Title: Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
Post by: NHSparky on October 22, 2009, 12:49:17 PM: Hell, if I had been the DA, I would have reclined to prosecute.
Title: Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
Post by: IassaFTots on October 22, 2009, 12:54:54 PM: Got caught by the long arm of the law.
Title: Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
Post by: Chris_ on October 22, 2009, 01:03:31 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on October 22, 2009, 12:49:17 PM
Hell, if I had been the DA, I would have reclined to prosecute.
Not enough leverage to charge him?
Title: Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
Post by: Chris_ on October 22, 2009, 01:03:58 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on October 22, 2009, 12:54:54 PM
Got caught by the long arm of the law.
You really need to couch your remarks.
:-)
Title: Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
Post by: Thor on October 22, 2009, 01:05:05 PM: I think that all of these puns need to be tabled......
Title: Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
Post by: thundley4 on October 22, 2009, 01:05:30 PM: How long did it take to chaise him down?
Title: Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
Post by: IassaFTots on October 22, 2009, 01:09:28 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on October 22, 2009, 01:03:58 PM
You really need to couch your remarks.
:-)

Oh, give it a footrest already. :lmao:
Title: Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
Post by: thundley4 on October 22, 2009, 01:14:42 PM: The Chair:
(http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/media/full/jpg/2009/10/21/pxdwi1022web3.jpg)

The Driver:
(http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/media/full/jpg/2009/10/21/pxanderson22web.jpg)
Kind of looks like George Carlin .
Title: Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
Post by: Eupher on October 22, 2009, 01:37:30 PM: The cupholder is definitely an accessory to the crime. :beer:
Title: Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
Post by: Chris_ on October 22, 2009, 09:59:40 PM: Quote from: Thor on October 22, 2009, 01:05:05 PM
I think that all of these puns need to be tabled......
Nah, sofa so good.
Title: Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on October 22, 2009, 10:32:28 PM: I "serta" find it all amusing.
Title: Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
Post by: Chris_ on October 23, 2009, 06:09:54 AM: Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on October 22, 2009, 10:32:28 PM
I "serta" find it all amusing.
Well, put yer feet up and stay a while.
Title: Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
Post by: Chris on October 23, 2009, 08:22:39 PM: It could have been worse...

(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/1236/bilde2vq.jpg)
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5837/bildez.jpg)
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/6096/eddbedd.jpg)
Title: Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
Post by: bkg on October 26, 2009, 08:42:07 AM: MN has very stupid DUI/DWI laws.

You can get a DWI on anything w/ a motor, electric or otherwise. You can get a DWI if you're in you are "in control" of the vehicle, which basically means you have your keys on you.. even if sitting in the back seat.