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Title: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Thanks
Post by: ScubaGuy on October 21, 2009, 09:17:39 AM


Who has the picture of Lucy with the football?

Riiiight (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6820870#6821032)

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grahamhgreen  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Oct-20-09 08:57 PM
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The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Thanks for the support DU!
   
Edited on Tue Oct-20-09 08:59 PM by grahamhgreen
Thank you for all the support, DU.

Our little film that could has distribution into mainstream America starting today (at least online)!

We think it will change some hearts and minds.


"The Torturer" Starring Nichelle Nichols (Lt. Uhura - Star Trek)


Nichelle was on MIKE MALLOY and THE YOUNG TURKS last week (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZdUBis-FNk ).



The film is about a military interrogator who returns from Iraq with acute PTSD.


* “Shocking, Compelling… Intense...”, Thom Hartmann, Air America Radio

* "You've got to see this film!", Mike Malloy, Mike Malloy Radio, Sirius/XM, KTLK, etc...


Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OqsdyGKPuM

Teaser trailer (DO NOT WATCH unless you are already sick and demented): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcl-uofCzRc


Available:

BEST BUY: http://bit.ly/TorturerBestBuy
TARGET: http://bit.ly/TorturerTarget
AMAZON: http://bit.ly/TorturerAmazon
BORDERS: http://bit.ly/TorturerBorders
BARNES & NOBLE: http://bit.ly/TorturerBarnesNoble
NETFLIX: http://bit.ly/TorturerNetflix
BLOCKBUSTER: http://bit.ly/TorturerBlockbuster

WEBSITE: http://thetorturer.com

Wow and an endorsement by Mike Malloy and Tom Hartman! :lmao:

That's some major league list of actors there.

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SIMPLYB1980  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Oct-20-09 09:01 PM
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2. No movie is going to put * behind bars.
   
Who is getting the money off this?

I'm not sure who's making the money but you suckers are giving it to them.

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Freddie Stubbs  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Oct-20-09 09:16 PM
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11. So, Michael Moore's documentary didn't stop Bush from getting elected in 2004, but
   
a direct-to-video fictional movie will put him behind bars?

Will you be offering refunds if Bush doesn't end up behind bars?

 :lmao:

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peacebird  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Oct-20-09 09:52 PM
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17. tonight NPR had a fellow talking about drone strikes in Pakistan
   
number of civilians killed and what percentage was "acceptable".

He let slip with 'the United States cannot assasinate' - :wtf:

So killing people "suspected" of being insurgents (along with that inevitable "collateral" civilian death count) is somehow NOT assasination?

grrrr...

Remind me again, who's the President that's currently launching attacks in Pakistan?


Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Thanks
Post by: Wineslob on October 21, 2009, 09:24:02 AM
Damn, the DUmmies keep giving themselves black eyes, over, and over............... :rotf:
Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Thanks
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 21, 2009, 09:40:38 AM
It's about time......I haven't seen a good comedy in a long time.
Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Tha
Post by: thundley4 on October 21, 2009, 09:46:09 AM
Seems like this clown is taking advantage of a similarity in names.
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The Torturer (2008) More at IMDbPro »
Overview
User Rating:
2.5/10   15 votes
MOVIEmeter: Up 194% in popularity this week. See why on IMDbPro.
Director:Graham Green (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0337877/)
Writers:Graham Green (writer)
Richard Loranger (creative script consultant)
more
The Torturer (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1245678/)
When you click on the link to the directors page, he has two pictures of the actor Graham Greene.
Graham Greene (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001295/)

Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Tha
Post by: ScubaGuy on October 21, 2009, 09:56:43 AM
Seems like this clown is taking advantage of a similarity in names.  The Torturer (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1245678/)
When you click on the link to the directors page, he has two pictures of the actor Graham Greene.
Graham Greene (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001295/)



So the Director/Writer/Producers only experience is working as a grip and electrician on a total of four films with the most recent in 2000.  Oh yeah this is going to be a major hit.

Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Thanks
Post by: Duke Nukum on October 21, 2009, 10:30:12 AM
It looks like this is some sort of low budget horror movie.  I guess the OP knows his DUmmie audience.  Instead of asking "will they go for it in Peoria" this director was telling himself "they'll eat this stuff raw in DUmmie Land!"
Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Thanks
Post by: Karin on October 21, 2009, 10:48:23 AM
This whole thing is just sheer goofiness, and even the DUmp knows it. 
Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Thanks
Post by: formerlurker on October 21, 2009, 10:52:06 AM
It is Fitzmas season already?   

Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Thanks
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 21, 2009, 11:02:19 AM
From the IMDB comments section:

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Crisp writing, excellent acting, 16 October 2009


Author: Jennifer from United States

Don't confuse this well-written, well-acted movie of substance with the Italian film of the same name. This is NOT a weak plot that serves as an excuse for graphic sex and violence -- it is a thoughtful and insightful indictment of certain elements of our military.

It is a horror movie, but not just because there's horrifying violence. It's a horror movie because the events depicted could happen ... and for all we know, actually have happened somewhere.

There are a number of pivotal twists to the plot, where you think one thing is going on and it turns out it's something completely different, so I can't really say much about the action in the movie without spoiling it.

The primary actors are two up-and-comers, and Nichelle Nichols (Lt. Uhura in the original Star Trek) who called the role of "Doc" her best role since Uhura.

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Imagine Dexter with military training, 19 October 2009

Author: jonathanseas from United States


The reason Dexter is so popular, IMHO, is because he's a sympathetic and plausible character who happens to be doing horrifying things. The same is true of Rick (Andrew Walker), the lead in this film.

Rick is a man raised with solid American values, who was trained as a "special interrogator" in Iraq. He does and experiences things there that cause him PTSD. When he is debriefed by a therapist (Doc), strange things begin to be revealed, and as the creepiness factor starts to rise we realize that all is not as it seems.

I rank this 9 out of 10 because it has superb acting, plot, message and surprise factor. The Torturer is particularly scary because it could really happen.

It must have scenes of Bush in a dimly lit room beating the protaganist while reciting Biblical verses and demanding the protag waterboard some innocent farmer with muratic acid.

You know...that actually might be cool to see!
Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Tha
Post by: delilahmused on October 21, 2009, 11:36:43 AM
I don't know why they're so upset with drones over Pakistan...that's exactly what 0bama said he would do.

Cindie
Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Tha
Post by: thundley4 on October 21, 2009, 12:18:06 PM
I don't know why they're so upset with drones over Pakistan...that's exactly what 0bama said he would do.

Cindie

The more drones that are over Afghanistan, the fewer drones that are left to post at the DUmp.  :tongue:
Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Thanks
Post by: Chris_ on October 21, 2009, 12:49:27 PM
Oh Noes!!!!! Bush is Dooooooooooooooooooooooooomed!!! :lmao:

I needed a good laugh this afternoon and this moronic thread on the DUmp supplied it!

And a plug from that PowerHouse Radio Star...Mike Malloy!! It can't get much better, eh DUmmies?? :whatever:

The Torturer...brought to you by B.D.S. Nothing like BDS to start/end your day!

I'm surprised so few comments...maybe the DUmps SuperStar Journalist "William Rivers Pitt" will
do a review for all of us.  :-)
Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Thanks
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 21, 2009, 01:35:53 PM
All 8 of Malloy's listeners will order it immediately I am sure
Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Thanks
Post by: jinxmchue on October 21, 2009, 02:35:57 PM
It is Fitzmas season already?   



Someone find Lucy Van Pelt and tell her to get the football ready again.
Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Thanks
Post by: Freeper on October 21, 2009, 02:36:56 PM
This has toast!!! Legs is Bush.  :mental:

Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Thanks
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 21, 2009, 05:44:06 PM
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This is NOT a weak plot that serves as an excuse for graphic sex and violence -- it is a thoughtful and insightful indictment of certain elements of our military
Well, okay.....just as long as the graphic sex and violence are still in there.
Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Tha
Post by: thundley4 on October 21, 2009, 05:48:10 PM
 :bawl:  I haven't gotten any replies to my question on the message board at IMDB yet. :bawl:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1245678/board/inline/149907785
Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Thanks
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 21, 2009, 05:51:09 PM
All 8 of Malloy's listeners will order it immediately I am sure

Mike Malloy is still around?
Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Thanks
Post by: jinxmchue on October 21, 2009, 07:08:21 PM
This has toast!!! Legs is Bush.  :mental:



Actually, the bush is between.... Oh, nevermind.
Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Tha
Post by: Doc Savage on October 21, 2009, 08:43:06 PM
damn, I thought that they were going to blame him for the end of the world during 2012 (http://www.whowillsurvive2012.com/)
Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Tha
Post by: crockspot on October 21, 2009, 08:59:47 PM
Seems like this clown is taking advantage of a similarity in names.  The Torturer (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1245678/)
When you click on the link to the directors page, he has two pictures of the actor Graham Greene.
Graham Greene (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001295/)



That guy's a DUmmy? I kinda always liked his acting. Sort of ruins it for me now though.

I think they are one and the same. Graham Green's page lists him as the director and writer of this film.
Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Thanks
Post by: sofa king on October 21, 2009, 09:22:34 PM
no.  graham greene is the guy that says "tatonka".

graham green (no "e" at the end) is the dummy, writer and director of "the torturer."

there is also a separate "graham h green" entry which lists him only as the cinematographer of "the torturer."

this dummy is playing games with a well known name...

Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Thanks
Post by: ScubaGuy on October 22, 2009, 08:07:18 AM
no.  graham greene is the guy that says "tatonka".

graham green (no "e" at the end) is the dummy, writer and director of "the torturer."

there is also a separate "graham h green" entry which lists him only as the cinematographer of "the torturer."

this dummy is playing games with a well known name...



So the DUmmie is the Writer/Director/Producer and Cinematographer?

Oh yeah, Bush is toast now.   :lmao:
Title: Re: The Film that will put BUSH Behind BARS! Arrives at all major retailers! Thanks
Post by: TheSarge on October 22, 2009, 08:32:59 AM
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