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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on October 20, 2009, 12:06:08 PM
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Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
AP story at LINK (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,568641,00.html)
Maybe it was just a publicity stunt. :-)
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Perhaps he was suffering from a hiring freeze?
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Perhaps he was suffering from a hiring freeze?
Yep, could be a former mugger.
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I was thinking maybe he got CANned from his job.
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I find this all hard to swallow.
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I think he got tapped for layoff. It made for an exciting case, that's for sure. The attorney will find an opener somewhere, though.
Do you think the trial will be a real corker?
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Do you think the trial will be a real corker?
Oh lord. That one was worse than a can of rotten tomatoes.
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Oh lord. That one was worse than a can of rotten tomatoes.
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So I guess that one pretty much caps off the thread?
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:-)
So I guess that one pretty much caps off the thread?
You tryin to rob the last pun?
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:-)
So I guess that one pretty much caps off the thread?
Oh, we can brew up plenty more.
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Oh, we can brew up plenty more.
There is seldom a draught of puns.
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It takes a good head to come up with really bad puns. But ya gotta be careful. Too much of that can lead to foaming of the mouth. Then your heart rate goes flat and then the coroner comes, loads you up, and hops away.
You wind up in the morgue on ice.
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Oh I feel several days worth of puns brewing here yet. :uhsure:
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Oh I feel several days worth of puns brewing here yet. :uhsure:
Several days at the very yeast.
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Oh I feel several days worth of puns brewing here yet. :uhsure:
Don't be such a worry wort.
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Don't be such a worry wort.
I'm not. I am too stout-hearted for that.
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I'm not. I am too stout-hearted for that.
Mebbe so, but somebody in this thread will find something that ales you.
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Mebbe so, but somebody in this thread will find something that ales you.
I get your grist. One must appreciate the gravity of the situation.
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I get your grist. One must appreciate the gravity of the situation.
But it's important not to get bogged down in watery discussion. Things can take a decidedly different flavor when that happens.
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But it's important not to get bogged down in watery discussion. Things can take a decidedly different flavor when that happens.
Understood. If I get in too deep, I will cask your opinion.
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Understood. If I get in too deep, I will cask your opinion.
My own opinion pales in comparison to yours. But I appreciate the gesture, as it brews a bit of understanding and empathy.
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Has anyone seen the guy's MUG Shot, yet?
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My own opinion pales in comparison to yours. But I appreciate the gesture, as it brews a bit of understanding and empathy.
And I am thankful that you are such a great sup-porter. :thatsright:
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And I am thankful that you are such a great sup-porter. :thatsright:
Tanks to you, we'll keep this thread going and going and going - I'm really blad, er, that you're here.
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wow. I had barley enough time to read through all of the posts. I'd run out of ideas if this thread were any lager.
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wow. I had barley enough time to read through all of the posts. I'd run out of ideas if this thread were any lager.
I know! Guess that is the pint.
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wow. I had barley enough time to read through all of the posts. I'd run out of ideas if this thread were any lager.
Most of the ideas are draft quality, with a couple of them truly stale.
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Most of the ideas are draft quality, with a couple of them truly stale.
More than a few have been flat.
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More than a few have been flat.
Do I detect a bitter tone?
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Do I detect a bitter tone?
Too much hops will do that, yunno. He probably ought to pogo less. The lager he stays relaxed, the more potent the result.
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Do I detect a bitter tone?
No, that would go against the grain.
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Folks need to hopps to it and get this rolling again.
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Folks need to hopps to it and get this rolling again.
I dunno. I kinda think this thread is toast. Too many glasses are tipped up.
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This thread is great for what ales you.
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This thread is great for what ales you.
:hammer: That one was already taken. Reply #16.
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:hammer: That one was already taken. Reply #16.
Damn. I have to clean off my beer goggles.
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:hammer: That one was already taken. Reply #16.
Ooooweeeee! Pun Police in the house! Thankfully you aren't the poem police, otherwise you might ding me for my bad lambic pentameter.....
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Ooooweeeee! Pun Police in the house! Thankfully you aren't the poem police, otherwise you might ding me for my bad lambic pentameter.....
If you penta your lambic meter one more time, you'll have to clean it up....
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I have a headache. Need to take a pils. :p
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If you penta your lambic meter one more time, you'll have to clean it up....
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I have a headache. Need to take a pils. :p
Good one. :cheersmate: My reply pale ales in comparison.
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Good one. :cheersmate: My reply pale ales in comparison.
I can no lager stand it.
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I can no lager stand it.
Wei?-zen gettin' too much for ya?
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Do I detect this thread leaving a bitter aftertaste to some?
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Got too much to drink at the pub.