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Title: Woman: I'm an alcoholic nymphomaniac, just arrest me
Post by: bijou on October 18, 2009, 01:20:10 PM
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An intoxicated woman told police to arrest her after she admitted to throwing a closed pocket knife at her husband's forehead.

The 23-year-old woman also told them she was a nymphomaniac and an alcoholic and that her estranged husband had been staying with her for a week, ever since she asked him over to have sex and he never left.

After further questioning, she said, "You know what? Just take me to jail." ...
  Floriduh (http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/woman-21572-arrest-old.html)
Title: Re: Woman: I'm an alcoholic nymphomaniac, just arrest me
Post by: djones520 on October 18, 2009, 01:38:16 PM
My googlefu failed me.  No pics to be found.
Title: Re: Woman: I'm an alcoholic nymphomaniac, just arrest me
Post by: bijou on October 18, 2009, 02:03:02 PM
Quote from: djones520 on October 18, 2009, 01:38:16 PM
My googlefu failed me.  No pics to be found.
Probably just as well.
Title: Re: Woman: I'm an alcoholic nymphomaniac, just arrest me
Post by: thundley4 on October 18, 2009, 02:11:07 PM
She sounds like a fun person to be around.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Woman: I'm an alcoholic nymphomaniac, just arrest me
Post by: NHSparky on October 18, 2009, 03:56:47 PM
Quote from: bijou on October 18, 2009, 02:03:02 PM
Probably just as well.

Yeah, I'm thinking nympho in her world is code for, "so butt-ass ugly nobody wants to hit this."
Title: Re: Woman: I'm an alcoholic nymphomaniac, just arrest me
Post by: Chris on October 18, 2009, 05:05:57 PM
Giggity.
Title: Re: Woman: I'm an alcoholic nymphomaniac, just arrest me
Post by: crockspot on October 19, 2009, 08:51:42 PM
The article does not even name the woman. She must be a Democrat.
Title: Re: Woman: I'm an alcoholic nymphomaniac, just arrest me
Post by: DixieBelle on October 19, 2009, 09:09:37 PM
Ya'll just wanted to know her name so you could find out where she lived. :rofl: