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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on October 16, 2009, 03:33:14 PM
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A 300lb man wearing a black dress tried to steal bottles of rum and cola from a shop in South Dakota before trying to bite an employee and then running away.
Police in Sioux Falls are hunting the suspect, who entered the store just before 7pm on Tuesday evening. Witnesses described the individual as being about 20 years old, 6 foot 3 inches tall, weighing around 300lb, and wearing a black dress.
The suspect is 'believed to be a man', according to reports in the local Argus Leader newspaper. ...
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Bitey_300lb_man_in_dress_tries_to_steal_rum_and_coke&in_article_id=753614&in_page_id=2)
Fat man in a dress last seen heading for Florida in a bid to blend in with the locals. :-)
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link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Bitey_300lb_man_in_dress_tries_to_steal_rum_and_coke&in_article_id=753614&in_page_id=2)
Fat man in a dress last seen heading for Florida in a bid to blend in with the locals. :-)
5 yd penalty for the unintentional pun :lmao:
Maybe he was just trying to stir things up. :-)
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Reminds me of an old quote from my college roomate indicating it was time to go shopping...
"If we had some rum, we could have rum and cokes, if we had coke.".
Ah, the good old days.