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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on October 15, 2009, 08:51:05 AM
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Fuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Oct-15-09 08:18 AM
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My nine year old daughter just asked "Who was the first girl President?"
I said "we haven't had one yet."
"Oh my! What a tragedy."
DUmp is boring today.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6780137
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DUmp is boring today.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6780137
Yeah, Skins's island is pretty boring this morning.
I'm hoping however that something happens in the news today that gets the primitives all discombobulated, so they'll put out.
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Good God,yet there will be a few that believe such drivel. :whatever:
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Yeah, Skins's island is pretty boring this morning.
I'm hoping however that something happens in the news today that gets the primitives all discombobulated, so they'll put out.
If you want them to put out it will require copious amounts of potato chips and Barbara Streisand music :naughty:
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Dopey joke from the DU:
boomerbust (1000+ posts) Thu Oct-15-09 09:24 AM
Response to Original message
8. Hillary
Was so close, but no cigar, or was it the cigar?
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Sarah, Sarah, Sarah
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A nine year old doesn't already know this?? What is she??? Retarded??? Or not taught history? Either way, it's sad.
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Don't they still post all the pictures of the presidents around the room in the schools? They did when I was a kid. Anyway, at 4th grade, a kid has seen and heard the list, from Washington on. So, it's a bouncy or else the little twerp is as dumb as a box of rocks.
The OP says he's a "stay at home dad." He ought to have time to hit the books with his little darling, then.
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I'm surprised the DUmmies haven't suggested the first one will be the chinless 'Bama butterball.
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So, it's a bouncy or else the little twerp is as dumb as a box of rocks.
Yes. Next question . . .
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Unfair, huh? There've been women in this country a lot longer than black people.
/DUmpcasm.
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If DU is quiet, something big would happen today.
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Today a 2 year old came up to me at Walmart to discuss the economy and what Obama will do about our military woes in Afghanistan. We spoke at length and while she pooped in her diaper she said, I may poop my pants and eat boogers, but at least I am not a DUmmy.
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Today a 2 year old came up to me at Walmart to discuss the economy and what Obama will do about our military woes in Afghanistan. We spoke at length and while she pooped in her diaper she said, I may poop my pants and eat boogers, but at least I am not a DUmmy.
:lmao: :lmao:
H5 if I still could
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Today a 2 year old came up to me at Walmart to discuss the economy and what Obama will do about our military woes in Afghanistan. We spoke at length and while she pooped in her diaper she said, I may poop my pants and eat boogers, but at least I am not a DUmmy.
I've got that beat! Today I laid my head on my daughters pregnant torso and discussed Relativity with my soon to be born grandson! He thinks he might be able to solve the issue of the speed of light being a barrier we cannot pass!
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I've got that beat! Today I laid my head on my daughters pregnant torso and discussed Relativity with my soon to be born grandson! He thinks he might be able to solve the issue of the speed of light being a barrier we cannot pass!
Oh yeah!?!?! Well today I laid my head on my 11 year old daughter's stomach and talked to my future grand daughter egg about quantum physics!
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Oh yeah!?!?! Well today I laid my head on my 11 year old daughter's stomach and talked to my future grand daughter egg about quantum physics!
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!11111111 Ya's got me beat Mama! xoxoxoxoxo!
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Today I laid my head in my husband's lap and talked through his scrotum to the little swimmers that will never find a mate (by choice and my doc's handiwork in creating a barricade) and I asked them what they would do to promote hope and change, if they could somehow form a zygote. I couldn't understand them though.
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Today I laid my head in my husband's lap and talked through his scrotum to the little swimmers that will never find a mate (by choice and my doc's handiwork in creating a barricade) and I asked them what they would do to promote hope and change, if they could somehow form a zygote. I couldn't understand them though.
Sure, if that's what you call it... but you keep saying things like that and we're headed for the Short Bus.
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Dear DUmmie,
Sorry your daughter is so stupid. I sincerely hope her condition is not permanent.
Best wishes (for your daughter).
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Today I laid my head in my husband's lap and talked through his scrotum to the little swimmers that will never find a mate
Been so long since I had sex that my tadpoles have turned into bullfrogs......wife says that's good....we can have fried froglegs once a week now.
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Been so long since I had sex that my tadpoles have turned into bullfrogs......wife says that's good....we can have fried froglegs once a week now.
I just puked a little thinking about how you would go about frying those up.
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A nine year old doesn't already know this?? What is she??? Retarded??? Or not taught history? Either way, it's sad.
Yeah. I was doing full blown reports on spanish conquistadors by that age. I sure as hell knew enough about American History to know that there had been no female presidents yet.
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Don't they still post all the pictures of the presidents around the room in the schools? They did when I was a kid. Anyway, at 4th grade, a kid has seen and heard the list, from Washington on. So, it's a bouncy or else the little twerp is as dumb as a box of rocks.
The OP says he's a "stay at home dad." He ought to have time to hit the books with his little darling, then.
A classroom wall festooned with pictures of dead white guys? Shirley you jest ... :bash:
The PC police should be pulling up with a multicultural task force and gang of nags at your doorstep any moment now. Loose talk like this could crush a whole generation of youth. :bouncy:
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DUmp is boring today.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6780137
As I recall, the Dumpmonkeys worked hard to try to make sure that it wouldn't happen within the next4-8 years.
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A nine year old doesn't already know this?? What is she??? Retarded??? Or not taught history? Either way, it's sad.
^ this. :cheersmate: