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Title: Pet lover leaves her husband for a crocodile
Post by: bijou on October 15, 2009, 06:28:07 AM: (http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/Vicki_LowingBAR_450x300.jpg)

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There were nothing but crocodile tears for Vicki Lowing when she chose Johnie over her husband, Greg.

When Greg issued his 52-year-old wife with an ultimatum, it's me or him, she opted for the younger one in her life: Johnie - her 13-year-old pet crocodile. ...
Oh snap! (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Pet_lover_leaves_her_husband_for_a_crocodile&in_article_id=752507&in_page_id=34)
Title: Re: Pet lover leaves her husband for a crocodile
Post by: Chris_ on October 15, 2009, 06:30:11 AM: What a croc.
Title: Re: Pet lover leaves her husband for a crocodile
Post by: bijou on October 15, 2009, 06:34:21 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on October 15, 2009, 06:30:11 AM
What a croc.

That may be, but it's a real life issue that we in the lounge can get our teeth into.
Title: Re: Pet lover leaves her husband for a crocodile
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 15, 2009, 06:59:05 AM: Well, at least now she has the potential of a handbag and matching shoes to wear.
Title: Re: Pet lover leaves her husband for a crocodile
Post by: Chris_ on October 15, 2009, 07:37:26 AM: Quote from: bijou on October 15, 2009, 06:34:21 AM
That may be, but it's a real life issue that we in the lounge can get our teeth into.
...yes, should be quite a tail to tell.
Title: Re: Pet lover leaves her husband for a crocodile
Post by: Eupher on October 15, 2009, 09:31:41 AM: Were her crocodile tears salt water or fresh water?

Makes a big difference.
Title: Re: Pet lover leaves her husband for a crocodile
Post by: IassaFTots on October 15, 2009, 09:37:12 AM: Quote from: Eupher on October 15, 2009, 09:31:41 AM
Were her crocodile tears salt water or fresh water?

Makes a big difference.

Neither, I bet. I imagine she was hoppin and boppin.
Title: Re: Pet lover leaves her husband for a crocodile
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 15, 2009, 09:45:58 AM: I think she misunderstood when he said her snapper was getting irritating.
Title: Re: Pet lover leaves her husband for a crocodile
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 15, 2009, 11:27:49 AM: Sounds like he came out ahead on the deal, at least.
Title: Re: Pet lover leaves her husband for a crocodile
Post by: Gratiot on October 17, 2009, 10:14:20 AM: Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on October 15, 2009, 09:45:58 AM
I think she misunderstood when he said her snapper was getting irritating.

:o :o :o :o

.... :lmao: