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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 14, 2009, 06:21:05 PM
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lbrtbell (244 posts) Wed Oct-14-09 10:30 PM
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3 Monty Python guys on Countdown with Keith Olbermann TONIGHT!!
Two bits of good news:
First, Keith is going to be there tonight!
Second, Monty Python's John Cleese, Terry Jones, and Terry Gilliam are guesting on the show!
This, according to MSNBC's Alana Russo
http://twitter.com/alanarusso
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6776648
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All he does now is whine about alimony and Republicans.
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All he does now is whine about alimony and Republicans.
Which one?
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What were they selling?
Even the Simpsons couldn't make Eric Idle funny again and the biggest job John Cleese has landed is a decapitated ghost in a children's movie. Terry Gilliam is the only one that even comes close to producing something interesting/entertaining and I wouldn't be surprised by his politics whatever they were.
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I may very well have a great excuse to never watch Life of Brian again. Thank you, for the link. Thank you, from the bottom of my everloving heart. Thank you.
(Did I say Thank You??)
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I may very well have a great excuse to never watch Life of Brian again. Thank you, for the link. Thank you, from the bottom of my everloving heart. Thank you.
(Did I say Thank You??)
Blessed are the cheese makers.
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:lmao:
I'll never get tired of their movies, but some people need to be told when to hang it up and call it a day.
Thanks for ruining Star Wars, George Lucas. You too, James Hetfield.
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I will still never expect the Spanish Inquisition.....but Lord have mercy. HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU WATCH THE SAME DANG THING?
jes sayin is all...
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I will still never expect the Spanish Inquisition.....but Lord have mercy. HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU WATCH THE SAME DANG THING?
jes sayin is all...
"...bring out yer dead....bring out yer dead..."
:lmao:
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Blessed are the cheese makers.
Blessed are the Greek?
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I will still never expect the Spanish Inquisition.....but Lord have mercy. HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU WATCH THE SAME DANG THING?
jes sayin is all...
Our Chief weapon is Suprise and Fear....Our two.... :thatsright:
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Blessed are the Greek?
On the stoning: Should be a good one today, local boy.
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On the stoning: Should be a good one today, local boy.
Sex, Sex, Sex...that's all they think about. Well... how are you officer?
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Which one?
Cleese.
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/10/interview_john_cleese_slams_ex.html
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Monty Python, I fart in your general direction.
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Monty Python, I fart in your general direction.
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/aggie8387/doggie2.jpg)
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King Arthur: Whoa there!
[clop clop clop]
Soldier #1: Halt! Who goes there?
Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
Soldier #1: Pull the other one!
Arthur: I am, ...and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
Soldier #1: What? Ridden on a horse?
Arthur: Yes!
Soldier #1: You're using coconuts!
Arthur: What?
Soldier #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through--
Soldier #1: Where'd you get the coconuts?
Arthur: We found them.
Soldier #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
Arthur: What do you mean?
Soldier #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Soldier #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
Soldier #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
Soldier #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
Soldier #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Arthur: Please!
Soldier #1: Am I right?
Arthur: I'm not interested!
Soldier #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
Soldier #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
Soldier #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
Arthur: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
Soldier #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
Soldier #2: Oh, yeah...
Soldier #1: So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
[clop clop clop]
Soldier #2: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
Soldier #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
Soldier #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
Soldier #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
Soldier #2: Well, why not?
:rotf: