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Title: Riviera Beach issues warning after reported python sighting
Post by: thundley4 on October 13, 2009, 03:34:23 PM: Quote
RIVIERA BEACH - A snake suspected of being a python is wanted by police for constricting residents' activities after being seen crossing a street in a Riviera Beach neighborhood.

The alleged reptile, described as "python-like," was last seen at large sometime Monday morning in the vicinity of 300 West 23rd Street, a city spokeswoman said.

With invasive pythons increasingly on the minds of rattled South Florida residents, police were making sure to get out the word.

"We sent police officers out into the neighborhood distributing fliers to make residents aware," city spokeswoman Rose Ann Brown said.

Pythons are not poisonous but have been known to put the squeeze on their prey.
Brown advised people to be vigilant and call authorities if approached by the snake, which is said to be unarmed.
Floriduh (http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/palm-beach/sfl-riviera-beach-python-bn101309,0,1909945.story)

WTH? These reporters are trying to muscle in on our jokes. :lmao:
Title: Re: Riviera Beach issues warning after reported python sighting
Post by: Thor on October 13, 2009, 03:46:18 PM: This story has no legs.
Title: Re: Riviera Beach issues warning after reported python sighting
Post by: dutch508 on October 13, 2009, 03:57:55 PM: like a snake in the gr....

oh...
Title: Re: Riviera Beach issues warning after reported python sighting
Post by: Randy on October 13, 2009, 06:06:47 PM: I'm thinking they want to constrict this snakes movements.
Title: Re: Riviera Beach issues warning after reported python sighting
Post by: Chris_ on October 13, 2009, 06:18:06 PM: Quote from: Thor on October 13, 2009, 03:46:18 PM
This story has no legs.
...not very high on the scale of important issues either.
Title: Re: Riviera Beach issues warning after reported python sighting
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 14, 2009, 11:22:26 AM: False alarm people.

I was peeing behind some bushes. :naughty:
Title: Re: Riviera Beach issues warning after reported python sighting
Post by: Chris_ on October 14, 2009, 11:24:18 AM: Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on October 14, 2009, 11:22:26 AM
False alarm people.

I was peeing behind some bushes. :naughty:
The article is about snakes, not worms.

:tongue:

:rotf:

*runs like H*ll*
Title: Re: Riviera Beach issues warning after reported python sighting
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 14, 2009, 11:29:10 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on October 14, 2009, 11:24:18 AM
The article is about snakes, not worms.

:tongue:

:rotf:

*runs like H*ll*

Hey pal, they don't call it the lucky rabbit's foot for nothing.
Title: Re: Riviera Beach issues warning after reported python sighting
Post by: Chris_ on October 14, 2009, 11:32:20 AM: Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on October 14, 2009, 11:29:10 AM
Hey pal, they don't call it the lucky rabbit's foot for nothing.
Cut off, dried out, and put on a keychain? :bolt:
Title: Re: Riviera Beach issues warning after reported python sighting
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 14, 2009, 03:22:29 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on October 14, 2009, 11:32:20 AM
Cut off, dried out, and put on a keychain? :bolt:
Hey...

...is that a pubic hare on your lip?
Title: Re: Riviera Beach issues warning after reported python sighting
Post by: bijou on October 14, 2009, 03:33:56 PM: Wow the reporter got so many puns in that story it's hard to adder extra one
Title: Re: Riviera Beach issues warning after reported python sighting
Post by: Eupher on October 14, 2009, 03:49:06 PM: I was laughing so hard at the story I shed my skin.
Title: Re: Riviera Beach issues warning after reported python sighting
Post by: thundley4 on October 14, 2009, 04:13:43 PM: Quote from: bijou on October 14, 2009, 03:33:56 PM
Wow the reporter got so many puns in that story it's hard to adder extra one

Yeah, he could have SCALED back on the puns.
Title: Re: Riviera Beach issues warning after reported python sighting
Post by: Chris_ on October 14, 2009, 04:44:26 PM: Quote from: bijou on October 14, 2009, 03:33:56 PM
Wow the reporter got so many puns in that story it's hard to adder extra one
I guess he was just being a good public serpant.
Title: Re: Riviera Beach issues warning after reported python sighting
Post by: Eupher on October 14, 2009, 04:47:49 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on October 14, 2009, 04:44:26 PM
I guess he was just being a good public serpant.

I dunno. Looks kinda constrictive to me.