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Title: Web Site Offers Free Breast Implants
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 01, 2008, 06:00:44 PM
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Web Site Offers Free Breast Implants

(http://myfreeimplants.com/before-after-implants/pictures/cara/before-breast-implants/04_sm.jpg)(http://myfreeimplants.com/before-after-implants/pictures/cara/after-breast-implants/01_sm.jpg)

 For those women whose cups do not runneth over, there is a Web site that promises to pay for a new pair, free of charge.

Women who sign up on MyFreeImplants.com earn the money for their breast augmentation surgery through donations from men who peruse their MySpace-like profiles.

"I figured why not," said Lindsay, a 22-year-old from Columbus, Ohio. "I honestly didn't think it was real at first. It took me a good day of really being on the site and researching it before I really was like 'OK, I'm going to make this work for me.' It totally seems too good to be true, but it works."

Jason Grunstra, a Web developer in Los Angeles, founded the site in July 2005 after brainstorming the idea during a bachelor party in Las Vegas. A small-breasted friend was the site's test subject.

"She agreed to try it out, just to see what would happen, and sure enough, in about 4 1/2 months, she raised about $5,000," Grunstra said.

"So at that point I decided, 'Well if it works for one, let's bring it to a wider audience and expand it and see if it works for many ladies, and sure enough it did."

MyFreeImplants.com operates much like a social-networking site. Women 18 and over can sign up for free and create a profile with photos and the type of implant they desire: silicone or saline. Men — they're called "benefactors" — can also sign up for free, but then they must purchase credits, which can be used to send messages to the women.

For each message a woman receives, she gets a dollar toward her new chest.

Lindsay, who declined to give her last name, signed up in February 2007, and by June she had the $4,000 she needed to transform from a 34A to a 34D-DD. She is one of 103 women who have had new implants courtesy of the site's benefactors.

Jessica Levine, a 27-year-old marketer from Tampa, Fla., got her new silicone breasts on Nov. 13, 2007 after raising $7,500 online.

"It's free, but you do have to put a lot of time and energy into the Web site — contacting friends, writing the people on the site," she said.

Grunstra estimates that thousands of women have signed up for the site and tens of thousands of men have contributed.

"The guys and girls love it," Grunstra said. "Occasionally, we'll get a feminist here or there that is outraged by the idea and can't believe that sex sells. We tell her to wake up and join reality. It's 2008."

Grunstra said MyFreeImplants.com raised more than a million dollars toward surgeries in 2007, and he expects that figure to double in 2008.

He said the Web site takes a percentage of the money raised by the sale of credits to run its operations; it also earns money from advertisers. Grunstra said he doesn't earn money from the endeavor.

And the site pays surgeons directly for the procedures.

More (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,334168,00.html)

http://myfreeimplants.com/

now this is what I call a health care plan. :hyper:
Title: Web Site Offers Free Breast Implants
Post by: bijou on March 02, 2008, 10:31:32 AM

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For those women whose cups do not runneth over, there is a Web site that promises to pay for a new pair, free of charge.

Women who sign up on MyFreeImplants.com earn the money for their breast augmentation surgery through donations from men who peruse their MySpace-like profiles.

"I figured why not," said Lindsay, a 22-year-old from Columbus, Ohio. "I honestly didn't think it was real at first. It took me a good day of really being on the site and researching it before I really was like 'OK, I'm going to make this work for me.' It totally seems too good to be true, but it works."

Jason Grunstra, a Web developer in Los Angeles, founded the site in July 2005 after brainstorming the idea during a bachelor party in Las Vegas. A small-breasted friend was the site's test subject.

"She agreed to try it out, just to see what would happen, and sure enough, in about 4 1/2 months, she raised about $5,000," Grunstra said.

"So at that point I decided, 'Well if it works for one, let's bring it to a wider audience and expand it and see if it works for many ladies, and sure enough it did."

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,334168,00.html
Title: Re: Web Site Offers Free Breast Implants
Post by: Chris_ on March 02, 2008, 12:56:54 PM
Heavens....  :-)
Title: Re: Web Site Offers Free Breast Implants
Post by: Freeper on March 02, 2008, 01:08:22 PM
Thanks for keeping us a breast of this situation.  :-)
Title: Re: Web Site Offers Free Breast Implants
Post by: Chris_ on March 02, 2008, 01:53:29 PM
Thanks for keeping us a breast of this situation.  :-)

I feel like a boob.  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Web Site Offers Free Breast Implants
Post by: Chris_ on March 02, 2008, 01:55:28 PM
Woiw.  It's like a boobie stock market... partial ownership of a pair of tits. 

Do I get pictures of the final product if I donate?
Title: Re: Web Site Offers Free Breast Implants
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 02, 2008, 01:55:53 PM
Dup (http://www.conservativescave.com/index.php?topic=3504.0)

we do this to each other's threads all the time.  it's sorta skeery. :-)
Title: Re: Web Site Offers Free Breast Implants
Post by: Uhhuh35 on March 02, 2008, 05:14:26 PM
"Um, Hon! Would you come look at this for a minute?"  :-)