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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: Alpha Mare on October 12, 2009, 09:39:29 AM

Title: Michelle Obama Action Figure
Post by: Alpha Mare on October 12, 2009, 09:39:29 AM
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Jailbreak Toys designed the Michelle Obama action figure to show off her toned arms -- and features the first lady in three different sleeveless dresses. The Michelle figurines retail for $12.99 apiece and are due to hit stores on Nov. 20.

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/politics/First-Lady-Action-Figure-Out-Next-Month-63965902.html    :whatever:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama Action Figure
Post by: Chris_ on October 12, 2009, 09:42:04 AM
Look for Michelle to make a 'guest appearance' on Robot Chicken sometime soon.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama Action Figure
Post by: DixieBelle on October 12, 2009, 09:48:42 AM
Notice that Sarah Palin doesn't need a plastic doll to show how cool she is? She is a real live action figure.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama Action Figure
Post by: Alpha Mare on October 12, 2009, 09:51:38 AM
Check out the 'toned arms'.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama Action Figure
Post by: seabelle on October 12, 2009, 09:54:46 AM
OMG, that's one ugly doll.  Way out of proportion too, her hips should be much larger than her head .... :naughty:

http://newsbird.wordpress.com/2009/10/05/michelle-hip-size-46-looks-better-in-sleeves-dresses/#more-3163

Title: Re: Michelle Obama Action Figure
Post by: thundley4 on October 12, 2009, 10:31:33 AM
Quote from: DefiantSix on October 12, 2009, 09:42:04 AM
Look for Michelle to make a 'guest appearance' on Robot Chicken sometime soon.

I hope so, but I doubt it.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama Action Figure
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 12, 2009, 11:49:49 AM
Those flab wings are 'Toned?'  Who knew?

A real 'shelly action figure would make veiled threats to sue for discrimination if the employer action figure didn't give it the firm's best partner-track assignments.
 
Title: Re: Michelle Obama Action Figure
Post by: Chris_ on October 12, 2009, 11:54:33 AM
They were gonna make an Oooooobama action figure, but he wouldn't know an action if it bit him on the ***.

I wonder if 'Shelly's head spins all the way around.   :fuelfire: :-)
Title: Re: Michelle Obama Action Figure
Post by: thundley4 on October 12, 2009, 12:03:14 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on October 12, 2009, 11:54:33 AM
They were gonna make an Oooooobama action figure, but he wouldn't know an action if it bit him on the ***.

I wonder if 'Shelly's head spins all the way around.   :fuelfire: :-)

There is an Obama action figure.

(http://www.millionface.com/l/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/obama12.jpg)

Plenty of others, too.

http://images.google.com/images?rlz=1C1GGLS_enUS291US303&sourceid=chrome&q=obama%20action%20figure&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
Title: Re: Michelle Obama Action Figure
Post by: Chris_ on October 12, 2009, 12:04:43 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on October 12, 2009, 12:03:14 PM
There is an Obama action figure.

(http://www.millionface.com/l/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/obama12.jpg)

Plenty of others, too.

http://images.google.com/images?rlz=1C1GGLS_enUS291US303&sourceid=chrome&q=obama%20action%20figure&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

 :2muchgay:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama Action Figure
Post by: Chris_ on October 12, 2009, 07:21:07 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on October 12, 2009, 12:03:14 PM
There is an Obama action figure.

(http://www.millionface.com/l/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/obama12.jpg)

Plenty of others, too.

http://images.google.com/images?rlz=1C1GGLS_enUS291US303&sourceid=chrome&q=obama%20action%20figure&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

I think a Pinocho doll would better suit him
Title: Re: Michelle Obama Action Figure
Post by: Mustang on October 13, 2009, 11:50:28 AM
(http://media.nbcphiladelphia.com/images/410*307/101109ObamaActionFigure01.jpg)

Her ass is not big enough.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama Action Figure
Post by: crockspot on October 14, 2009, 07:04:03 PM
Quote from: Mustang on October 13, 2009, 11:50:28 AM
(http://media.nbcphiladelphia.com/images/410*307/101109ObamaActionFigure01.jpg)

Her ass is not big enough.

Not horse-faced enough either.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama Action Figure
Post by: Alpha Mare on October 14, 2009, 08:05:18 PM
Quote from: crockspot on October 14, 2009, 07:04:03 PM
Not horse-faced enough either.

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(sorry. haven't figured out the pic link thingy)