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Title: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 03:18:46 PM
I am going to have to ask you to switch. My avatar looks all wrong.  :-)

Forum Default:

(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5781/noname1.jpg)

Blue it1 Theme:

(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7109/nonamep.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 11, 2009, 03:21:38 PM
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Poor Schade!
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Carl on October 11, 2009, 03:23:02 PM
They both look pretty good.  (http://209.85.48.11/13592/198/emo/drool.gif)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 03:25:10 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Poor Schade!

I know with all that is wrong in the world, I am worried about the rendering of a silly avatar on a forum skin.  :lmao:
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 03:25:45 PM
They both look pretty good.  (http://209.85.48.11/13592/198/emo/drool.gif)

Carl... that second one is terrible.  :hammer: :-)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Carl on October 11, 2009, 03:29:54 PM
Carl... that second one is terrible.  :hammer: :-)

It is still you though. (http://209.85.48.11/13592/198/emo/shy.gif)

...but I hear ya. :wink:
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 03:30:57 PM
I guess I am the only one who can see that fatavatar, the posts have the proper aspect ratio.

Still, some punk has me on ignore.... can you believe that #$%@!
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Chris on October 11, 2009, 03:35:25 PM
(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7109/nonamep.jpg)
Ha ha ha ha ha :lmao:
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 03:37:53 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha :lmao:

I look like a midget.  :p
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Chris_ on October 11, 2009, 03:43:13 PM
I look like a midget.  :p

How is that a bad thing, with some of the guys on this forum?
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 03:44:40 PM
How is that a bad thing, with some of the guys on this forum?

After I posted, I was thinking.... I can spin this into a good thing with this crowd.  :rotf:
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Chris_ on October 11, 2009, 03:45:40 PM
After I posted, I was thinking.... I can spin this into a good thing with this crowd.  :rotf:

See?  Sick minds really do think alike...
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Odin's Hand on October 11, 2009, 03:47:37 PM
I look like a midget.  :p

Yeah, Stumpy.  :-)

J/k  :-*
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 03:52:40 PM
Yeah, Stumpy.  :-)

J/k  :-*

I think everyone is in agreement that it's not my physical container that makes me so alluring.  :naughty:

oh and ....  :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Carl on October 11, 2009, 04:08:51 PM
I think everyone is in agreement that it's not my physical container that makes me so alluring.  :naughty:

oh and ....  :-* :-* :-* :-*

No it isn`t...just a nice part of the overall Schade. :)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 04:09:41 PM
See?  Sick minds really do think alike...

Wait a minit.... lol....  :-)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Odin's Hand on October 11, 2009, 04:17:43 PM
I think everyone is in agreement that it's not my physical container that makes me so alluring.  :naughty:

Certainly
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Randy on October 11, 2009, 04:18:08 PM
I think everyone is in agreement that it's not my physical container that makes me so alluring.  :naughty:

oh and ....  :-* :-* :-* :-*

The physical is so to speak, the frosting that is the cake known here as Schade.

:-)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 04:24:18 PM
She blushes.  :heart:

Anyway, I didn't want this thread to be all about little old me...  :uhsure:

 :lmao:
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: NHSparky on October 11, 2009, 04:32:27 PM

(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7109/nonamep.jpg)


Where did you get the picture of Hillary Clinton?
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 04:35:54 PM
Where did you get the picture of Hillary Clinton?

Ouch!  :lmao:
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 11, 2009, 05:10:06 PM
Carl must really dig the circus! :-)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Chris_ on October 11, 2009, 05:42:07 PM
Where did you get the picture of Hillary Clinton?

The Hilldebeast couldn't wear a skirt that short; her balls would show.
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 05:47:03 PM
The Hilldebeast couldn't wear a skirt that short; her balls would show.

Does she have hangers?
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Chris_ on October 11, 2009, 05:48:18 PM
Does she have hangers?

I have it on good authority that she chases more skirt than Billy Jeff does.
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 05:54:35 PM
I have it on good authority that she chases more skirt than Billy Jeff does.

That doesn't surprise me at all. I'll never forget that YT where she was asked a question which was improperly translated as "what does Bill think about...Chinese trade agreements or some such thing". She was sitting all slouched like Jabba the Hut in a dusty blue pant suit and I all I could think was what the feck, she is SO disgusting.  :-)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 05:55:36 PM
On a related topic.... has anyone else noticed how the media goes to such great lengths to prop ugly liberal chicks up as being so beyootiful?
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Lord Undies on October 11, 2009, 05:57:23 PM
My current theme must be incompatible too.  I've seen taffy that hasn't been stretched so far.    :innocent:
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 06:15:40 PM
My current theme must be incompatible too.  I've seen taffy that hasn't been stretched so far.    :innocent:

Yah, it's a bit much, even for outrageous little old me....

Sans stretch por toi....

(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1599/akdr1006.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Lord Undies on October 11, 2009, 06:20:08 PM
Yah, it's a bit much, even for outrageous little old me....

Sans stretch por toi....

(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1599/akdr1006.jpg)

Ah, realism.  Perfect.
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: thundley4 on October 11, 2009, 06:27:11 PM
On a related topic.... has anyone else noticed how the media goes to such great lengths to prop ugly liberal chicks up as being so beyootiful?

Like for instance Michelle Obama?

On a side note: I switched briefly to the offending blue it1 theme, but your avatar looked normal. Maybe it's some setting on your computer?
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 06:38:03 PM
Like for instance Michelle Obama?

On a side note: I switched briefly to the offending blue it1 theme, but your avatar looked normal. Maybe it's some setting on your computer?

Exactly... we have talked about her before, she dresses like crap and her posture is horrendous. Everything is all bunched up under her bosom with those stupid empress waistlines.

I determined that the avatars on the posts are ok, it's only the avatar that shows up in the upper left corner which tells you how long you have been online, messages in your inbox, and so forth.... so all is good, but staring at ol' stumpy was bumming me out.   :-)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 06:50:34 PM
That's not to say she always looks ridiculous, I must give her credit when she looks elegant.

(http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/02/michelle-obama-white-house-portrait.jpg)

(http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/03/michelle-obama-oprah-magazine-cover.jpg)

What the hell is she doing here?

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/09/article-1191620-0546B41C000005DC-616_306x605.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: thundley4 on October 11, 2009, 07:03:38 PM
That's not to say she always looks ridiculous, I must give her credit when she looks elegant.

(http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/02/michelle-obama-white-house-portrait.jpg)

(http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/03/michelle-obama-oprah-magazine-cover.jpg)

What the hell is she doing here?

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/09/article-1191620-0546B41C000005DC-616_306x605.jpg)


But she can sure look UGLY!

(http://wisiwib.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/michelle-obama-not-happy.jpg?w=300&h=450)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: BEG on October 11, 2009, 07:24:47 PM


What the hell is she doing here?

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/09/article-1191620-0546B41C000005DC-616_306x605.jpg)


What the hell is that?
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: terry on October 11, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
What the hell is that?

Maybe it's something one of her little girls made for her?
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 07:41:51 PM
What the hell is that?

Do you remember the Drew Carey show?  :lmao:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2269264/posts?page=16#16
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: thundley4 on October 11, 2009, 07:48:34 PM
OMG!!  I am not bring over the picture, but take a look at the first image that shows up on a google image search.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=michelle+obama&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g10
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 07:51:20 PM
OMG!!  I am not bring over the picture, but take a look at the first image that shows up on a google image search.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=michelle+obama&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g10

Is that a photoshop?  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 07:52:02 PM
Ah, realism.  Perfect.

I love ya Undies!  :heart:
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: thundley4 on October 11, 2009, 07:54:01 PM
Is that a photoshop?  :evillaugh:

I think that one was, but this one isn't.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/05/article-0-025F7962000005DC-617_468x439.jpg)

Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: BEG on October 11, 2009, 07:54:21 PM
Do you remember the Drew Carey show?  :lmao:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2269264/posts?page=16#16

Looky there...not only did I post in your narcissistic thread, I brought Terry out of the wood work too.  You shouldn't have posted the pictures of Michelle, now it wont only be about you.    :p     :rotf:





 :-*





Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 08:35:59 PM
Looky there...not only did I post in your narcissistic thread, I brought Terry out of the wood work too.  You shouldn't have posted the pictures of Michelle, now it wont only be about you.    :p     :rotf:

 :-*

We always did work well together! I just ate a full chinese meal... I think I am gonna hurl.

Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Lord Undies on October 11, 2009, 08:39:21 PM
We always did work well together! I just ate a full chinese meal... I think I am gonna hurl.



Steamed cat always makes me feel sick too.
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: BEG on October 11, 2009, 08:40:03 PM
We always did work well together! I just ate a full chinese meal... I think I am gonna hurl.



Just wait 15 minutes, you will be hungry again.  :-)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 08:43:19 PM
Steamed cat always makes me feel sick too.

merowwww.....
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 08:44:17 PM
Just wait 15 minutes, you will be hungry again.  :-)

Not a chance!

Hey are you up for a Chitown meetup in the springg. We're gonna see Mr. Mannn's attachments.  :lmao:
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: BEG on October 11, 2009, 08:45:41 PM
Not a chance!

Hey are you up for a Chitown meetup in the springg. We're gonna see Mr. Mannn's attachments.  :lmao:

I'm up for seeing any Mannn's attachments.
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Lord Undies on October 11, 2009, 08:48:17 PM
merowwww.....

rrouw-fzfitt-fzfitt-skhhheaaaaa
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 09:11:41 PM
I'm up for seeing any Mannn's attachments.

What if they are detachable.  :o
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: BEG on October 11, 2009, 09:13:03 PM
What if they are detachable.  :o

That could be a good thing.   :p
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 09:16:17 PM
That could be a good thing.   :p

keepsake perhaps? something to remember him by?  :-)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Odin's Hand on October 11, 2009, 09:57:03 PM
 :therock:
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: RobJohnson on October 12, 2009, 02:55:34 AM
Why yes, that theme does make your ass look big.  :evillaugh: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: NHSparky on October 12, 2009, 06:09:04 AM
merowwww.....

(picking teeth)....No, we no see yo dog...what he look like?

My next door neighbors in CA were Vietnamese.  They had a Chihuahua named Lucky.  That HAD to be intentional.
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Wineslob on October 12, 2009, 04:35:01 PM
Yah, it's a bit much, even for outrageous little old me....

Sans stretch por toi....

(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1599/akdr1006.jpg)





Must...............not.............................fap......................
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 12, 2009, 04:51:14 PM




Must...............not.............................fap......................

Fappin is good for what ails ya!  :popcorn:
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: dutch508 on October 12, 2009, 05:10:47 PM
more boobiez.


Lord Hobbes demands it.

(http://alcoreien.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/hobbes.gif)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 12, 2009, 05:50:24 PM
I'm up for seeing any Mannn's attachments.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on October 12, 2009, 05:56:33 PM
Schadenfreude's new name: FAT LEGS!!!!!   :lmao: :lmao: :heart:
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: thundley4 on October 12, 2009, 06:05:15 PM
Schadenfreude's new name: FAT LEGS!!!!!   :lmao: :lmao: :heart:

(http://www.justnewlistings.com/blogs/uploads/I%20pity%20the%20fool!.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Randy on October 12, 2009, 06:06:42 PM
How about Phat legs?

:-)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 12, 2009, 06:12:00 PM
Schadenfreude's new name: FAT LEGS!!!!!   :lmao: :lmao: :heart:

hahahahaha! :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 12, 2009, 06:13:13 PM
How about Phat legs?

:-)

LOL... it's kind of hip.  :lmao:
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on October 12, 2009, 06:14:39 PM
Schaden knows I'm just pulling her chain. Dem legs put Tina Turner to shame!  :naughty:

Yes. I'm a leg man. :-)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 12, 2009, 06:23:04 PM
Schaden knows I'm just pulling her chain. Dem legs put Tina Turner to shame!  :naughty:

Yes. I'm a leg man. :-)

Hehe...yep, I'm much too old to take myself seriously. Thank you for the very sweet compliment, my legs are actually not something I write home about. I have 8 inch scars running up the insides of my knees and killer calf and thigh muscles... one might say I have "handsome" legs.  :-)

 

Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on October 12, 2009, 06:30:28 PM
(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1599/akdr1006.jpg)


Betty Grable, 2009.   :cheersmate:

(http://blogs.nyu.edu/blogs/em25/theportrait/betty-grable.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 12, 2009, 06:42:47 PM
lol.... Betty stands like a lady.  :bow:
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on October 12, 2009, 06:56:48 PM
Yep. Betty was a lady. I was 35 years from even being born when she was around. My Dad was a Marine grunt fighting in the Pacific when that famous picture was made. When he died last year I was going through his things and I found that old, faded picture. Methinks Dad had a thing for Betty, but I think most red-blooded Soldiers, Marines, Sailors and Flyers did.
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Hawkgirl on October 12, 2009, 07:45:50 PM
I'm changing my skin to blue it1 now  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: DixieBelle on October 12, 2009, 07:55:59 PM
 :rotf: OMG shade I'm DIE!!!
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 12, 2009, 09:38:27 PM
Yep. Betty was a lady. I was 35 years from even being born when she was around. My Dad was a Marine grunt fighting in the Pacific when that famous picture was made. When he died last year I was going through his things and I found that old, faded picture. Methinks Dad had a thing for Betty, but I think most red-blooded Soldiers, Marines, Sailors and Flyers did.

Indeed, who could not have a thing for Betty. Thank you so much for your family's sacrifice serving our country. I appreciate the heck out of you guys.  :heart:
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 12, 2009, 09:39:53 PM
I'm changing my skin to blue it1 now  :evillaugh:

Gasp, I almost died when I saw what it did to my legs. I immediately had to put up the PSA.
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 12, 2009, 09:42:23 PM
:rotf: OMG shade I'm DIE!!!

You know the saying... "being comfortable in your own skin" or some such thing.... well I was not comfortable in that particular skin.

There is a range of about 10 lbs that I need to stay within. I get outside that 10lb range and I make a real dumpy looking fat chick.... I just don't have the curves to pull off any extra weight.
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: NHSparky on October 13, 2009, 08:27:16 AM
I dunno...seeing schade's avatar in the "other" format makes me want chicken for lunch.
Title: Re: I'm sorry, if you are using the "blue it1" theme for your board skin
Post by: Wineslob on October 13, 2009, 11:46:24 AM
I've got a lady shick.............................................. :naughty: