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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: 5412 on October 10, 2009, 06:09:20 PM

Title: The Accident
Post by: 5412 on October 10, 2009, 06:09:20 PM

Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow

jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop. Nancy ,  in her

usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: 


 'You get out and check - you were driving.'


The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old.


'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says  Nancy .


Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.


'My God, what happened to you?' asks  Nancy.


The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'
'What on earth did you say?' asks  Nancy.


'I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm Nancy Pelosi’s chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow.'

Title: Re: The Accident
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on October 10, 2009, 08:16:11 PM

Outstanding!  :lmao:

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Pelosi/pelosi-speaker_house-jpg.jpg)

Title: Re: The Accident
Post by: Chris_ on October 10, 2009, 08:25:23 PM

Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on October 10, 2009, 08:16:11 PM

Outstanding!  :lmao:

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Pelosi/pelosi-speaker_house-jpg.jpg)

Should have warned a person yuck!! :puke:

Title: Re: The Accident
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on October 10, 2009, 08:33:24 PM

Seperated at birth I think.

(http://www.apmid.org/wp-content/aliens-mars-attacks.jpg)