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Title: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids
Post by: bijou on October 10, 2009, 03:03:30 PM: Quote
In the "How to be disqualified for nomination as parent of the year" category, Julia E. Laack of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, may have the inside track. According to the Associated Press, not only was the mother of three allegedly intoxicated, it appears that she shoplifted, stripped to become nude to avoid arrest, exposed herself, assaulted a police officer, and got arrested -- all in the space of a few minutes. And police heard her tell one of the children it was all his fault. The only thing that could possibly make the situation more embarrassing or condemnatory for Julia E. Laack would have been if the entire series of events had been captured on video.

Sheboygan Police responded to a call that Julia E. Laack had shoplifted a cigarette lighter and a bag of beef jerky from a convenience store and went to her house. ...
link (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2267041/julia_e_laack_strips_nude_to_avoid.html?cat=8)

She must have wanted to hang onto that jerky badly.
Title: Re: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids
Post by: ReardenSteel on October 10, 2009, 05:16:39 PM: Quote
Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids

I thought Schadenfreude lived in Minnesota?
Title: Re: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her
Post by: thundley4 on October 10, 2009, 05:27:42 PM: Quote from: ReardenSteel on October 10, 2009, 05:16:39 PM
I thought Schadenfreude lived in Minnesota?

I'm certain that if it had been Schade, that the responding officers would not have filed a report. They'd have been to awestruck, dumbfounded, and a little "too busy" with their hands to to arrest her.
Title: Re: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 10, 2009, 05:40:08 PM: Oop!

(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9293/pantiepicif4.jpg)

Just a little Saturday funtime! This picture will self destruct in 10..9..8..7..
Title: Re: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids
Post by: Chris on October 10, 2009, 05:45:21 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 10, 2009, 05:40:08 PM
Oop!

Just a little Saturday funtime! This picture will self destruct in 10..9..8..7..

Mmm... fancy panties!
Title: Re: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 10, 2009, 05:58:17 PM: Quote from: Chris on October 10, 2009, 05:45:21 PM
Mmm... fancy panties!

I know, it isn't even beer-thirty yet. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids
Post by: ReardenSteel on October 10, 2009, 07:53:14 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 10, 2009, 05:40:08 PM
Oop!

(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9293/pantiepicif4.jpg)

Just a little Saturday funtime! This picture will self destruct in 10..9..8..7..

What a waste. I was watching football. :bawl: :-) (serves me right for making the joke in the first place)
Title: Re: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids
Post by: Randy on October 10, 2009, 08:08:24 PM: *sigh*
Title: Re: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 10, 2009, 09:28:47 PM: It was an oldie but goodie, no worries. :lmao:
Title: Re: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids
Post by: ReardenSteel on October 10, 2009, 09:33:32 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 10, 2009, 09:28:47 PM
It was an oldie but goodie, no worries. :lmao:

You are [] that close to making me give up football. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 10, 2009, 10:42:21 PM: Quote from: ReardenSteel on October 10, 2009, 05:16:39 PM
I thought Schadenfreude lived in Minnesota?
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And police heard her tell one of the children it was all his fault.

Oh wow. This idiot hit ALL the braches on the way down
Title: Re: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 10, 2009, 10:56:22 PM: Quote from: FGL on October 10, 2009, 10:42:21 PM
Oh wow. This idiot hit ALL the braches on the way down

Floyd, who are you calling an idiot? :hammer: :rotf:
Title: Re: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 10, 2009, 11:51:28 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 10, 2009, 10:56:22 PM
Floyd, who are you calling an idiot? :hammer: :rotf:

The woman in the story. obviously. :p
Title: Re: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 10, 2009, 11:53:20 PM: Quote from: FGL on October 10, 2009, 11:51:28 PM
The woman in the story. obviously. :p

whew... :-)
Title: Re: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 11, 2009, 01:52:27 AM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 10, 2009, 11:53:20 PM
whew... :-)

I bet those 3 kids have different daddies and she has no idea who those are.

One kids name is probably Michael Raymond James Harlan Bubba .... and one of the others is ________ Jr
Title: Re: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids
Post by: NHSparky on October 11, 2009, 05:26:22 AM: (sigh)...self-destructing panties. If only.
Title: Re: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids
Post by: Chris_ on October 11, 2009, 07:00:26 AM: Will the woman be properly em-bare=assed the next day?
Title: Re: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 11, 2009, 07:22:09 AM: Apparently, there was a full moon in the squad car. :rimshot:
Title: Re: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids
Post by: Chris_ on October 11, 2009, 09:03:14 AM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 11, 2009, 07:22:09 AM
Apparently, there was a full moon in the squad car. :rimshot:
...and they didn't wanna just turn the other cheek.
Title: Re: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 11, 2009, 09:18:24 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on October 11, 2009, 09:03:14 AM
...and they didn't wanna just turn the other cheek.

It's not as if she made an ass of herself . . .

And where's a pic of this woman's face?
Title: Re: Wisconsin Woman Strips Nude, Fights Cops, Exposes Buttocks, in Front of Her Kids
Post by: Chris_ on October 11, 2009, 09:31:17 AM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 11, 2009, 09:18:24 AM
It's not as if she made an ass of herself . . .

And where's a pic of this woman's face?
Dunno, but I'm sure glad we have such crack reporters on this story.