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Title: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 10, 2009, 01:17:31 PM: Its snowing already, the sky is gray and I'm ready to kick Al Gore in the a$$. "Where the heck is global warming, you liar?!!"

Needless to say, I'm a bit down today. I wasn't done with summer yet. Now we've fast forwarded past fall and its winter already.
Dang it.

Look, I know its the wrong time of year...

But you gals are the best there ever was.

Seriously. You gals are not just beautiful, you are intelligent, witty, and can charm the socks off an iron man.

With every post your eloquent use of language, and witty banter put guys like me to shame.

Your beauty is far more than skin deep. I can see you smile through your words on the screen. Your sweet soul shines like a star. You are the light on the hilltop. A welcome beacon in the dark.

Yes, its the wrong time of year to ask.

But the skies are gray, and you are dear to my heart.

Will you be my Valentine? :heart:
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: asdf2231 on October 10, 2009, 01:23:46 PM: DUDE!

It's HALLOWEEN season!!!!

Don't ruin it with these namby pamby premature valenitnes day threads!!!!

HALLOWEEN!

SAY IT WITH ME!!!

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/overflow/1225339682697_jpg_myspace.jpg)

ALL HALLOWS FREAKING EVEN!!! YEAH!!!!!!! CANDY11111!!111
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on October 10, 2009, 01:25:44 PM: Don't trust Mr Mannn ladies. He's just looking for nookie. :tongue:
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: asdf2231 on October 10, 2009, 01:32:24 PM: Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on October 10, 2009, 01:25:44 PM
Don't trust Mr Mannn ladies. He's just looking for nookie. :tongue:

Yeah but the we gotta hear about it when he comes back and brags.

He's all like:

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/overflow/kissing.jpg)
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Carl on October 10, 2009, 01:33:37 PM: Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on October 10, 2009, 01:25:44 PM
Don't trust Mr Mannn ladies. He's just looking for nookie. :tongue:

Nookie is good. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 10, 2009, 01:38:04 PM: Listen not to the nay sayers.

I am serious, you gals are special.
and just for you gals I've invested in some fine chocolates.
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1751/chocolates.jpg)
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on October 10, 2009, 01:44:07 PM: Quote from: asdf2231 on October 10, 2009, 01:32:24 PM
Yeah but the we gotta hear about it when he comes back and brags.

He's all like:

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/overflow/kissing.jpg)

I think I may have dated her once.
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Carl on October 10, 2009, 01:48:45 PM: Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on October 10, 2009, 01:44:07 PM
I think I may have dated her once.

I have a similar tongue. :naughty:

Just sayin O-)
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: RobJohnson on October 10, 2009, 03:49:55 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 10, 2009, 01:38:04 PM
Listen not to the nay sayers.

I am serious, you gals are special.
and just for you gals I've invested in some fine chocolates.
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1751/chocolates.jpg)

I'd consider a date with you for that much chocolate. :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 10, 2009, 05:22:35 PM: Jesus! It's a sausagefest in here! :lmao:
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 10, 2009, 05:44:26 PM: All I wanted was a few valentines, but the guys got jealous and crashed the party.
--Gals, this was really innocent.
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 10, 2009, 10:45:02 PM: Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 10, 2009, 05:22:35 PM
Jesus! It's a sausagefest in here! :lmao:

I was thinking snausage
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Celtic Rose on October 10, 2009, 11:43:18 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 10, 2009, 05:44:26 PM
All I wanted was a few valentines, but the guys got jealous and crashed the party.
--Gals, this was really innocent.

Looks like all the guys want to be your valentine :-*
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Ree on October 11, 2009, 10:43:27 AM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 10, 2009, 01:38:04 PM
Listen not to the nay sayers.

I am serious, you gals are special.
and just for you gals I've invested in some fine chocolates.
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1751/chocolates.jpg)
Chocolate??? Who do I have to kill for all that chocolate?
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 12:05:58 PM: Mr Mannn - yes yes yes! :heart:
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on October 11, 2009, 12:20:45 PM: Well. As long as were trolling for women.

6'3", 200 lbs, 33 years old, military cut. blue eyes, like to cuddle.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Self%20Pics/74110.jpg)

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Self%20Pics/normal_Happy20LV.jpg)
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 12:30:01 PM: Oh my.

:drool:

Fantastic.
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: thundley4 on October 11, 2009, 12:42:37 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 12:30:01 PM
Oh my.

:drool:

Fantastic.

Down, girl, down. Sit. :-)
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 01:10:35 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on October 11, 2009, 12:42:37 PM
Down, girl, down. Sit. :-)

I am a lady above all else. :naughty:
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: asdf2231 on October 11, 2009, 01:36:55 PM: Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on October 11, 2009, 12:20:45 PM
Well. As long as were trolling for women.

6'3", 200 lbs, 33 years old, military cut. blue eyes, like to cuddle.

Nice try kid!

Hey ladies? I'm 42 and a tad overweight and kind of balding and I know where both the clitoris AND the G-spot are and don't get my feelings bent if you bring hardware to bed for when I am resting. Also I have an abnormally long tongue and love to shop. Did I mention I know how to cook just about anything and love to do dishes and laundry?

Oh and I'll spring for your air fare and the suite at the hotel.

:II: :afro: ;)
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: NHSparky on October 11, 2009, 02:01:51 PM: <----sits quietly in corner, licking his eyebrows...
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 02:05:38 PM: Quote from: asdf2231 on October 11, 2009, 01:36:55 PM
Nice try kid!

Hey ladies? I'm 42 and a tad overweight and kind of balding and I know where both the clitoris AND the G-spot are and don't get my feelings bent if you bring hardware to bed for when I am resting. Also I have an abnormally long tongue and love to shop. Did I mention I know how to cook just about anything and love to do dishes and laundry?

Oh and I'll spring for your air fare and the suite at the hotel.

:II: :afro: ;)

The menz are competing! :evillaugh: Love ya asdf! :heart:
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 02:06:07 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on October 11, 2009, 02:01:51 PM
<----sits quietly in corner, licking his eyebrows...

Here, let me help you. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Chris_ on October 11, 2009, 02:12:58 PM: Quote from: asdf2231 on October 11, 2009, 01:36:55 PM
Nice try kid!

Hey ladies? I'm 42 and a tad overweight and kind of balding and I know where both the clitoris AND the G-spot are and don't get my feelings bent if you bring hardware to bed for when I am resting. Also I have an abnormally long tongue and love to shop. Did I mention I know how to cook just about anything and love to do dishes and laundry?

Oh and I'll spring for your air fare and the suite at the hotel.

Where are you again LOL?

:II: :afro: ;)
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Carl on October 11, 2009, 02:40:11 PM: From August 1st.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/carlr/08-01-09.jpg)

Will be 45 next month and still have some pretty big equipment. :naughty:
Bring it guys.(http://209.85.48.11/html/emoticons/cool.gif)
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 02:51:26 PM: Quote from: Carl on October 11, 2009, 02:40:11 PM
From August 1st.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/carlr/08-01-09.jpg)

Will be 45 next month and still have some pretty big equipment. :naughty:
Bring it guys.(http://209.85.48.11/html/emoticons/cool.gif)

:heart:
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 11, 2009, 05:39:08 PM: Hey hey! Stop trying to horn in on my territory, guys! I'm working this side of the street!
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 05:41:13 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 11, 2009, 05:39:08 PM
Hey hey! Stop trying to horn in on my territory, guys! I'm working this side of the street!

But wait a minute, you already have me..... am I not enough? :bawl:
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 11, 2009, 05:54:26 PM: You are more than enough. :heart:
When you are gone the stars don't shine as brightly.
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 05:56:47 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 11, 2009, 05:54:26 PM
You are more than enough. :heart:
When you are gone the stars don't shine as brightly.

I am very sensitive.... :uhsure:

*kiss*
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: asdf2231 on October 11, 2009, 06:06:19 PM: Quote from: Carl on October 11, 2009, 02:40:11 PM
From August 1st.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/carlr/08-01-09.jpg)

Will be 45 next month and still have some pretty big equipment. :naughty:
Bring it guys.(http://209.85.48.11/html/emoticons/cool.gif)

Some of us don't NEED big tractors to overcompensate for our deficiencies in the plowing department...
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 06:08:48 PM: Fight Fight Fight.... :popcorn:
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Carl on October 11, 2009, 06:13:36 PM: Maybe not but thanks for putting me at the top of the page dude.

(http://209.85.48.11/13592/198/emo/snickeringg.gif)
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 06:16:56 PM: Quote from: Carl on October 11, 2009, 06:13:36 PM
Maybe not but thanks for putting me at the top of the page dude.

(http://209.85.48.11/13592/198/emo/snickeringg.gif)

Yur a top of a page kind of guy!
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Carl on October 11, 2009, 06:18:27 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 06:16:56 PM
Yur a top of a page kind of guy!

Quite a compliment from a top shelf gal herself. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Ree on October 11, 2009, 07:12:52 PM: Quote from: Carl on October 11, 2009, 02:40:11 PM
From August 1st.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/carlr/08-01-09.jpg)

Will be 45 next month and still have some pretty big equipment. :naughty:
Bring it guys.(http://209.85.48.11/html/emoticons/cool.gif)

Me loves John Deere green....
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 11, 2009, 07:54:47 PM: Q. Why was the hunky Farmer crying?
A. His tractor left him. It sent a John Deere letter.
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: BEG on October 11, 2009, 07:56:20 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 11, 2009, 07:54:47 PM
Q. Why was the hunky Farmer crying?
A. His tractor left him. It sent a John Deere letter.

That was so stupid but it made me smile.
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 11, 2009, 08:30:21 PM: Will you be my valentine. then? :heart:
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 08:33:41 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 11, 2009, 07:54:47 PM
Q. Why was the hunky Farmer crying?
A. His tractor left him. It sent a John Deere letter.

That's silly, tractors can't write, they have no opposing thumbs.
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 11, 2009, 08:35:45 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 08:33:41 PM
That's silly, tractors can't write, they have no opposing thumbs.
They have attachments for everything. I live in Iowa. I know these things.
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 08:38:18 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 11, 2009, 08:35:45 PM
They have attachments for everything. I live in Iowa. I know these things.

o do you now? I would like to have a midwest rendezvous and perhaps you will show us yur attachments. I want to see if I can get BEG to chitown this spring... shhh.... she doesn't know it yet.
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: debk on October 12, 2009, 09:25:25 AM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 10, 2009, 01:38:04 PM
Listen not to the nay sayers.

I am serious, you gals are special.
and just for you gals I've invested in some fine chocolates.
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1751/chocolates.jpg)

Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh Chocolate....... :drool: :drool: :drool:
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: debk on October 12, 2009, 09:26:38 AM: Quote from: NHSparky on October 11, 2009, 02:01:51 PM
<----sits quietly in corner, licking his eyebrows...

oh.

my.

goodness.

****sigh****
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: DixieBelle on October 12, 2009, 09:46:48 AM: Oh my. I can't leave you people alone for a weekend???? :rofl:

And Mr. Mann if it involves candy and flowers??? YES!!!
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: NHSparky on October 12, 2009, 02:02:31 PM: Quote from: debk on October 12, 2009, 09:26:38 AM

oh.

my.

goodness.

****sigh****

Yes. That's what the girl at Moose McGuillicuddy's in Lahaina said when I tied a maraschino cherry stem into a knot (sans hands.)
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: RobJohnson on October 12, 2009, 03:47:37 PM: Quote from: Carl on October 11, 2009, 06:13:36 PM
Maybe not but thanks for putting me at the top of the page dude.

:rotf:
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 12, 2009, 05:45:22 PM: Quote from: DixieBelle on October 12, 2009, 09:46:48 AM
Oh my. I can't leave you people alone for a weekend???? :rofl:

And Mr. Mann if it involves candy and flowers??? YES!!!
One Valentine for milady. :heart:
*and the candy and flowers are in the mail!
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Crazy Horse on October 12, 2009, 07:18:00 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 11, 2009, 08:33:41 PM
That's silly, tractors can't write, they have no opposing thumbs.

Why do you have Helen Thomas as your avatar??
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 12, 2009, 07:24:13 PM: Quote from: Crazy Horse on October 12, 2009, 07:18:00 PM
Why do you have Helen Thomas as your avatar??

:lmao:
Title: Re: Odd, but serious question for our CC gals
Post by: debk on October 13, 2009, 12:13:54 AM: Quote from: NHSparky on October 12, 2009, 02:02:31 PM
Yes. That's what the girl at Moose McGuillicuddy's in Lahaina said when I tied a maraschino cherry stem into a knot (sans hands.)

Oh.....you are one of those people........

****double sigh****