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Title: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
Post by: bijou on October 08, 2009, 11:10:20 AM: Quote
...Animal control officers in Sioux City, Iowa, say someone dressed a dead deer in a clown suit and wig and put it on a family's porch.

Officers suspect it was a prank, considering Halloween is approaching, but they say it's not funny, safe or acceptable....
link (http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jaGoxQWDZVy_fcEDaZmmFAR2HTCwD9B6VN800)

They suspect it was a prank? What else would it be? :whatever:
Title: Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
Post by: SilverOrchid on October 08, 2009, 11:14:41 AM: Talk about adding insult to injury. Being made into tasty meals is the only fitty way for a deer to go. What a waste of meat!!!!!
Title: Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
Post by: Chris_ on October 08, 2009, 11:27:35 AM: Quote from: bijou on October 08, 2009, 11:10:20 AM
link (http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jaGoxQWDZVy_fcEDaZmmFAR2HTCwD9B6VN800)

They suspect it was a prank? What else would it be? :whatever:
I've heard of cow tipping, but never this. :mental:
Title: Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
Post by: asdf2231 on October 08, 2009, 11:29:16 AM: Quote from: SilverOrchid on October 08, 2009, 11:14:41 AM
Talk about adding insult to injury. Being made into tasty meals is the only fitty way for a deer to go. What a waste of meat!!!!!

It's just as well...

It probably tasted funny.

*snort*

I kill me! :bwah:
Title: Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
Post by: dutch508 on October 08, 2009, 11:31:52 AM: The deer was prob'ly hit on the road as it tried to cross wearing clown shoes...
Title: Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
Post by: VelvetElvis on October 08, 2009, 11:34:55 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on October 08, 2009, 11:27:35 AM
I've heard of cow tipping, but never this. :mental:
That's a waste of time.

No matter how much you tip a cow, the service doesn't improve.
Title: Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
Post by: Chris_ on October 08, 2009, 11:37:44 AM: Quote from: VelvetElvis on October 08, 2009, 11:34:55 AM
That's an udder waste of time.

No matter how much you tip a cow, the service doesn't improve.
Fixt.
Title: Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
Post by: dutch508 on October 08, 2009, 11:45:53 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on October 08, 2009, 11:37:44 AM
Fixt.

What's next? Mime Sheep?
Title: Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
Post by: Chris_ on October 08, 2009, 11:50:41 AM: Quote from: dutch508 on October 08, 2009, 11:45:53 AM

What's next? Mime Sheep?
That would be a mutton for punishment.
Title: Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
Post by: bijou on October 08, 2009, 11:52:33 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on October 08, 2009, 11:50:41 AM
That would be a mutton for punishment.

So I've herd.
Title: Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
Post by: Chris_ on October 08, 2009, 11:53:58 AM: Quote from: bijou on October 08, 2009, 11:52:33 AM
So I've herd.
It would behoove the perps to stay low for a while, cud they could get in a feed lot of trouble.
Title: Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
Post by: Eupher on October 08, 2009, 11:58:14 AM: The perp is gonna get his hide fined off when the cops get done investigating this goat-rope.
Title: Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
Post by: Chris on October 08, 2009, 12:09:28 PM: Quote from: asdf2231 on October 08, 2009, 11:29:16 AM
It probably tasted funny.
You stole my punch line :rotf:
Title: Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
Post by: Chris_ on October 08, 2009, 12:20:55 PM: If caught, I wonder if the fine will be more than a buck.
Title: Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
Post by: bijou on October 08, 2009, 12:55:32 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on October 08, 2009, 12:20:55 PM
If caught, I wonder if the fine will be more than a buck.

That's a good point.
Title: Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
Post by: asdf2231 on October 08, 2009, 02:12:16 PM: Quote from: Chris on October 08, 2009, 12:09:28 PM
You stole my punch line :rotf:

:rimshot:

I'm here tilll Tuesday! Try the Venison!
Title: Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
Post by: thundley4 on October 08, 2009, 02:13:59 PM: Quote from: dutch508 on October 08, 2009, 11:31:52 AM
The deer was prob'ly hit on the road as it tried to cross wearing clown shoes...

Why would you say that? Did it have that "deer in the headlight" look?
Title: Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
Post by: Randy on October 08, 2009, 02:15:41 PM: Quote from: bijou on October 08, 2009, 12:55:32 PM
That's a good point.

Maybe 10-12 point

:-)
Title: Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on October 08, 2009, 02:54:08 PM: "Funny Hoomans. Say those to my face!"

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:rotf: