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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 08, 2009, 10:27:10 AM
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Thu Oct-08-09 03:07 PM
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So I'm getting married this weekend...
Picking up my Best Man at the airport in an hour.
Heading to rural New Hampshire tomorrow morning.
Rehearsal and rehearsal dinner tomorrow evening; dinner, btw, will be at my mom's house (DUer Raven for the uninitiated), and will include an absolutely shattering smorgasbord of the best God damned barbecue the region has to offer.
Wedding on Sunday here:
http://is.gd/454NE
Reception here:
http://is.gd/454XA
Wish me luck.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9067729
It must be hard to find the perfect blind, quadriplegic, emasculated lesbian retard.
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You weren't aware of the upcoming nuptials, sir?
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You weren't aware of the upcoming nuptials, sir?
I wasn't aware Massachusetts had decriminalized necrophilia.
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By the way, the day before this wedding, October 10, the subway cat's going to be a float in some sort of parade down in Washington, D.C., and I'll be watching for her, too, to see if she gets the prize for being the biggest float there.
This should be a busy weekend for primitive-observers.
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Who's the lucky guy?
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Is it too late for me to put the NH state police on alert so he doesn't get in? I swear, we need machine guns and minefields on the border.
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Dummie Funnies has been mentioning this off and on for months.
So this reputed "female" is marrying this cretin? What for? What could she possibly be getting from this? Was she homeless?
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By the way, the day before this wedding, October 10, the subway cat's going to be a float in some sort of parade down in Washington, D.C., and I'll be watching for her, too, to see if she gets the prize for being the biggest float there.
This should be a busy weekend for primitive-observers.
lol :rotf:
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lol :rotf:
Mayb she will win The Confused Transexual Male Gay Cat Award?
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Dummie Funnies has been mentioning this off and on for months.
So this reputed "female" is marrying this cretin? What for? What could she possibly be getting from this? Was she homeless?
Was that the she-beast orbiting Planet Pitt wearing the yellow houseboat dress with the horrible tattoo? Good greif.
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Oh my.
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Was that the she-beast orbiting Planet Pitt wearing the yellow houseboat dress with the horrible tattoo? Good greif.
I never saw a pic...
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I never saw a pic...
:spork: :spork: :spork: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2249930/posts :spork: :spork: :spork:
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New Hampshire has long been renowned for the finest barbecue on earth.
This wedding has been delayed for years, as the Pittster and his betrothed waited out the laws
on age of consent.
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:spork: :spork: :spork: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2249930/posts :spork: :spork: :spork:
You deserve a H5 for that link.
From behind, she appears to be female moonbat through and through.
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What's the over/under on the marriage?
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New Hampshire has long been renowned for the finest barbecue on earth.
In Maine and Vermont I guess.
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He's one of my Facebook friends so I have access to all of his pictures! Bwahahahaha! :popcorn:
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He's one of my Facebook friends so I have access to all of his pictures! Bwahahahaha! :popcorn:
I doubt I could stand that... you mean Pitt?? The Stain??
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We should get him a wedding present...I was thinking a brick would be appropriate.
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We should get him a wedding present...I was thinking a brick would be appropriate.
Can we send it postage due?
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Can we send it postage due?
Yeah, or we could do a mockup indictment and summons of a one "Karl Rove".
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Yeah, or we could do a mockup indictment and summons of a one "Karl Rove".
That would be cool
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He's one of my Facebook friends so I have access to all of his pictures! Bwahahahaha! :popcorn:
OH NOES!!!!! :rotf:
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We should get him a wedding present...I was thinking a brick would be appropriate.
We should send him pictures of our hands.
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We should send him pictures of our hands.
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/burnsk73/hand.png)
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I wonder if the pinhead is still planning to feed franksolich to his cat.
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We should send him pictures of our hands.
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i310/ReeW/Myhand.jpg)
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He's one of my Facebook friends so I have access to all of his pictures! Bwahahahaha! :popcorn:
Oh man! I am envious! I need to set up a second Facebook acct and start adding Dummies! :lmao:
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New Hampshire has long been renowned for the finest barbecue on earth.
This wedding has been delayed for years, as the Pittster and his betrothed waited out the laws
on age of consent.
I LIVE here, and I've heard no such claim. Plus, I think there are some folks in Carolina, Kansas City, etc., would might have a thing or three to say regarding the haute cuisine which is New Hampshire food. Fer chrissakes, we only have three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
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I LIVE here, and I've heard no such claim. Plus, I think there are some folks in Carolina, Kansas City, etc., would might have a thing or three to say regarding the haute cuisine which is New Hampshire food. Fer chrissakes, we only have three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
Those are the most important ones.
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I LIVE here, and I've heard no such claim. Plus, I think there are some folks in Carolina, Kansas City, etc., would might have a thing or three to say regarding the haute cuisine which is New Hampshire food. Fer chrissakes, we only have three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
Hey, c'mon! Pitt said it. It's gotta be true.
New Hampshire is at the pinnacle.
Restaurants in Memphis advertise "Authentic New Hampshire BBQ".
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Hey, c'mon! Pitt said it. It's gotta be true.
New Hampshire is at the pinnacle.
Restaurants in Memphis advertise "Authentic New Hampshire BBQ".
Must be, because every time I go into a grocery store looking for baby backs or St. Louis ribs, I get a blank stare, and every so often I'll get that head cock and a, "Huh?"
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Oh man! I am envious! I need to set up a second Facebook acct and start adding Dummies! :lmao:
And the DUmmies even have an open Facebook group where they give their real names AND their DU names. And pictures, too! It's a DUmmiefest there.
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And the DUmmies even have an open Facebook group where they give their real names AND their DU names. And pictures, too! It's a DUmmiefest there.
DU on FaceBook (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2204512422)
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I LIVE here, and I've heard no such claim. Plus, I think there are some folks in Carolina, Kansas City, etc., would might have a thing or three to say regarding the haute cuisine which is New Hampshire food. Fer chrissakes, we only have three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
But there used to be a little hole-in-the-wall joint south of Portsmouth that sold lobster rolls to die for.........
doc
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I LIVE here, and I've heard no such claim. Plus, I think there are some folks in Carolina, Kansas City, etc., would might have a thing or three to say regarding the haute cuisine which is New Hampshire food. Fer chrissakes, we only have three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
who needs those, I use beer
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But there used to be a little hole-in-the-wall joint south of Portsmouth that sold lobster rolls to die for.........
doc
Oh, there's TONS of those places. And if you don't mind eating on benches and paper plates, Brown's Lobster Pound in Seabrook is the way to go.
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We should get him a wedding present...I was thinking a brick would be appropriate.
These are "special" ones...
(http://www.nwironworks.com/Images/soft_brick_lg.jpg)
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Congrats Will!
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We should get him a wedding present...I was thinking a brick would be appropriate.
I was thinking a leather riding crop would go really well with the cowboy costume.
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I was thinking a leather riding crop would go really well with the cowboy costume.
Maybe a sling to hang from, as he gets pegged by his wife?
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One of the Bridesmaids
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/fat-girls-4.jpg)
The Groomsmen
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/fatmeninspandex.jpg)
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A church wedding?
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A church wedding?
It'll probably be done at a Planned Parenthood, so, in a way, yes. :whatever:
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It'll probably be done at a Planned Parenthood, so, in a way, yes. :whatever:
Being married to Pitt is its own built in birth control scheme.
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(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i310/ReeW/Myhand.jpg)
Wayyyy to many fingers up in that pic. :rotf:
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It's sort of amazing that a woman of any description would be so desperate as to get involved with a
hopeless alcoholic bum like Pitt. That trust fund must be a ton of money.
Just think how awful it must make DUmmy stevenumbers feel.
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(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i310/ReeW/Myhand.jpg)
Damn woman! I hope you're not one of those honeys that claw on yur back when the "moment" arrives are ya! Lol!
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Damn woman! I hope you're not one of those honeys that claw on yur back when the "moment" arrives are ya! Lol!
Oh Lord, I do hope so.. I DO so hope so...
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Well, here in NH, the air is cleaner, the sky a bit brighter, the mood a bit more relaxed.
Dipshit must have gone home already.
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We should get him a wedding present...I was thinking a brick would be appropriate.
And a case of Chef Boyardee! :-)
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You deserve a H5 for that link.
From behind, she appears to be female moonbat through and through.
Occult tattoo....yep.....goofy hairdo.....yep.....hippie style dress...yep Now if she'd just raise her arms so we could check for a hairy armpit, we could be certain.
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This is strange. DUmmies post about every tiny detail of their lives, in embarrassing detail, but
not a word from DUmmy Pitt or his humiliated mother (wouldn't you be embarrassed if Pitt were
your son?).
I wonder if someone stood up to object.
Or, more likely, the whole thing was a DUmp lie.
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This is strange. DUmmies post about every tiny detail of their lives, in embarrassing detail, but not a word from DUmmy Pitt or his humiliated mother (wouldn't you be embarrassed if Pitt were your son?).
I wonder if someone stood up to object.
Or, more likely, the whole thing was a DUmp lie.
Yeah, I'm left wondering too.
No wedding photographs, at least none that I've seen.
Also, the subway cat was supposed to be a float in some sort of parade this past weekend, and again, no photographs, at least none that I've seen.
Given the way the primitives attention whore, one thought photographs would be posted within seconds of being snapped.