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Title: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 08, 2009, 10:27:10 AM
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WilliamPitt  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-08-09 03:07 PM
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So I'm getting married this weekend... 
 

Picking up my Best Man at the airport in an hour.

Heading to rural New Hampshire tomorrow morning.

Rehearsal and rehearsal dinner tomorrow evening; dinner, btw, will be at my mom's house (DUer Raven for the uninitiated), and will include an absolutely shattering smorgasbord of the best God damned barbecue the region has to offer.

Wedding on Sunday here:

http://is.gd/454NE

Reception here:

http://is.gd/454XA

Wish me luck.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9067729

It must be hard to find the perfect blind, quadriplegic, emasculated lesbian retard.
 
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: franksolich on October 08, 2009, 10:29:25 AM
You weren't aware of the upcoming nuptials, sir?
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 08, 2009, 10:32:16 AM
You weren't aware of the upcoming nuptials, sir?
I wasn't aware Massachusetts had decriminalized necrophilia.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: franksolich on October 08, 2009, 10:32:37 AM
By the way, the day before this wedding, October 10, the subway cat's going to be a float in some sort of parade down in Washington, D.C., and I'll be watching for her, too, to see if she gets the prize for being the biggest float there.

This should be a busy weekend for primitive-observers.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: crockspot on October 08, 2009, 10:45:58 AM
Who's the lucky guy?
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: NHSparky on October 08, 2009, 11:08:51 AM
Is it too late for me to put the NH state police on alert so he doesn't get in?  I swear, we need machine guns and minefields on the border.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 08, 2009, 12:09:11 PM
Dummie Funnies has been mentioning this off and on for months.

So this reputed "female" is marrying this cretin? What for? What could she possibly be getting from this? Was she homeless?
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: BEG on October 08, 2009, 12:11:19 PM
By the way, the day before this wedding, October 10, the subway cat's going to be a float in some sort of parade down in Washington, D.C., and I'll be watching for her, too, to see if she gets the prize for being the biggest float there.

This should be a busy weekend for primitive-observers.

lol  :rotf:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 08, 2009, 12:12:54 PM
lol  :rotf:

Mayb she will win The Confused Transexual Male Gay Cat Award?
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: Chris on October 08, 2009, 12:28:38 PM
Dummie Funnies has been mentioning this off and on for months.

So this reputed "female" is marrying this cretin? What for? What could she possibly be getting from this? Was she homeless?

Was that the she-beast orbiting Planet Pitt wearing the yellow houseboat dress with the horrible tattoo?  Good greif. 
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: DixieBelle on October 08, 2009, 12:29:16 PM
Oh my.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 08, 2009, 12:44:50 PM
Was that the she-beast orbiting Planet Pitt wearing the yellow houseboat dress with the horrible tattoo?  Good greif. 

I never saw a pic...
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: Chris on October 08, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I never saw a pic...
:spork: :spork: :spork: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2249930/posts :spork: :spork: :spork:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 08, 2009, 01:08:54 PM
New Hampshire has long been renowned for the finest barbecue on earth.

This wedding has been delayed for years, as the Pittster and his betrothed waited out the laws
on age of consent.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: lastparker on October 08, 2009, 01:14:07 PM
:spork: :spork: :spork: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2249930/posts :spork: :spork: :spork:


You deserve a H5 for that link.

From behind, she appears to be female moonbat through and through.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: jukin on October 08, 2009, 01:19:17 PM
What's the over/under on the marriage?
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 08, 2009, 01:34:04 PM
New Hampshire has long been renowned for the finest barbecue on earth.


In Maine and Vermont I guess.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: Traveshamockery on October 08, 2009, 01:35:26 PM
He's one of my Facebook friends so I have access to all of his pictures!  Bwahahahaha!   :popcorn:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 08, 2009, 03:09:30 PM
He's one of my Facebook friends so I have access to all of his pictures!  Bwahahahaha!   :popcorn:

I doubt I could stand that... you mean Pitt?? The Stain??
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: Odin's Hand on October 08, 2009, 03:11:33 PM
We should get him a wedding present...I was thinking a brick would be appropriate.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 08, 2009, 03:32:44 PM
We should get him a wedding present...I was thinking a brick would be appropriate.

Can we send it postage due?
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: Odin's Hand on October 08, 2009, 03:45:05 PM
Can we send it postage due?

Yeah, or we could do a mockup indictment and summons of a one "Karl Rove".
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 08, 2009, 03:55:17 PM
Yeah, or we could do a mockup indictment and summons of a one "Karl Rove".

That would be cool
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: IassaFTots on October 08, 2009, 04:20:06 PM
He's one of my Facebook friends so I have access to all of his pictures!  Bwahahahaha!   :popcorn:

OH NOES!!!!!   :rotf:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: lastparker on October 08, 2009, 04:38:39 PM
We should get him a wedding present...I was thinking a brick would be appropriate.

We should send him pictures of our hands.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: Rebel on October 08, 2009, 04:50:59 PM
We should send him pictures of our hands.

(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/burnsk73/hand.png)
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 08, 2009, 05:59:53 PM
I wonder if the pinhead is still planning to feed franksolich to his cat.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: Ree on October 08, 2009, 10:56:49 PM
We should send him pictures of our hands.
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i310/ReeW/Myhand.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 09, 2009, 06:04:01 AM
He's one of my Facebook friends so I have access to all of his pictures!  Bwahahahaha!   :popcorn:
Oh man! I am envious! I need to set up a second Facebook acct and start adding Dummies!  :lmao:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: NHSparky on October 09, 2009, 06:35:27 AM
New Hampshire has long been renowned for the finest barbecue on earth.

This wedding has been delayed for years, as the Pittster and his betrothed waited out the laws
on age of consent.

I LIVE here, and I've heard no such claim.  Plus, I think there are some folks in Carolina, Kansas City, etc., would might have a thing or three to say regarding the haute cuisine which is New Hampshire food.  Fer chrissakes, we only have three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 09, 2009, 08:53:06 AM
I LIVE here, and I've heard no such claim.  Plus, I think there are some folks in Carolina, Kansas City, etc., would might have a thing or three to say regarding the haute cuisine which is New Hampshire food.  Fer chrissakes, we only have three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.

Those are the most important ones.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 09, 2009, 10:39:13 AM
I LIVE here, and I've heard no such claim.  Plus, I think there are some folks in Carolina, Kansas City, etc., would might have a thing or three to say regarding the haute cuisine which is New Hampshire food.  Fer chrissakes, we only have three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
Hey, c'mon! Pitt said it. It's gotta be true.
New Hampshire is at the pinnacle.
Restaurants in Memphis advertise "Authentic New Hampshire BBQ".
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: NHSparky on October 09, 2009, 10:49:42 AM
Hey, c'mon! Pitt said it. It's gotta be true.
New Hampshire is at the pinnacle.
Restaurants in Memphis advertise "Authentic New Hampshire BBQ".

Must be, because every time I go into a grocery store looking for baby backs or St. Louis ribs, I get a blank stare, and every so often I'll get that head cock and a, "Huh?"
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: Traveshamockery on October 09, 2009, 11:13:41 AM
Oh man! I am envious! I need to set up a second Facebook acct and start adding Dummies!  :lmao:


And the DUmmies even have an open Facebook group where they give their real names AND their DU names.  And pictures, too!  It's a DUmmiefest there. 
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: thundley4 on October 09, 2009, 11:32:50 AM

And the DUmmies even have an open Facebook group where they give their real names AND their DU names.  And pictures, too!  It's a DUmmiefest there. 
DU on FaceBook  (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2204512422)
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: Chris_ on October 09, 2009, 11:40:03 AM
I LIVE here, and I've heard no such claim.  Plus, I think there are some folks in Carolina, Kansas City, etc., would might have a thing or three to say regarding the haute cuisine which is New Hampshire food.  Fer chrissakes, we only have three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.

But there used to be a little hole-in-the-wall joint south of Portsmouth that sold lobster rolls to die for.........

doc
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: ReaganForRushmore on October 09, 2009, 02:13:25 PM
I LIVE here, and I've heard no such claim.  Plus, I think there are some folks in Carolina, Kansas City, etc., would might have a thing or three to say regarding the haute cuisine which is New Hampshire food.  Fer chrissakes, we only have three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.

who needs those, I use beer
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: NHSparky on October 09, 2009, 02:42:59 PM
But there used to be a little hole-in-the-wall joint south of Portsmouth that sold lobster rolls to die for.........

doc

Oh, there's TONS of those places.  And if you don't mind eating on benches and paper plates, Brown's Lobster Pound in Seabrook is the way to go.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: Chris_ on October 09, 2009, 05:17:49 PM
We should get him a wedding present...I was thinking a brick would be appropriate.

These are "special" ones...

(http://www.nwironworks.com/Images/soft_brick_lg.jpg)

 :-)

Congrats Will!
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: LC EFA on October 09, 2009, 05:28:09 PM
We should get him a wedding present...I was thinking a brick would be appropriate.

I was thinking a leather riding crop would go really well with the cowboy costume.

Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 09, 2009, 05:33:44 PM
I was thinking a leather riding crop would go really well with the cowboy costume.



Maybe a sling to hang from, as he gets pegged by his wife?
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on October 09, 2009, 05:38:51 PM
One of the Bridesmaids

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/fat-girls-4.jpg)

The Groomsmen

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/fatmeninspandex.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: RobJohnson on October 10, 2009, 01:41:18 AM
A church wedding?
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 10, 2009, 05:08:39 AM
A church wedding?

It'll probably be done at a Planned Parenthood, so, in a way, yes.  :whatever:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: crockspot on October 10, 2009, 09:30:03 AM
It'll probably be done at a Planned Parenthood, so, in a way, yes.  :whatever:

Being married to Pitt is its own built in birth control scheme.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: Randy on October 10, 2009, 01:07:23 PM
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i310/ReeW/Myhand.jpg)

Wayyyy to many fingers up in that pic.  :rotf:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 10, 2009, 01:41:16 PM
It's sort of amazing that a woman of any description would be so desperate as to get involved with a
hopeless alcoholic bum like Pitt. That trust fund must be a ton of money.

Just think how awful it must make DUmmy stevenumbers feel.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 11, 2009, 12:39:37 AM
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i310/ReeW/Myhand.jpg)

Damn woman! I hope you're not one of those honeys that claw on yur back when the "moment" arrives are ya! Lol!
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: crockspot on October 11, 2009, 07:00:07 AM
Damn woman! I hope you're not one of those honeys that claw on yur back when the "moment" arrives are ya! Lol!

Oh Lord, I do hope so.. I DO so hope so...

 :naughty:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: NHSparky on October 11, 2009, 09:11:50 AM
Well, here in NH, the air is cleaner, the sky a bit brighter, the mood a bit more relaxed.

Dipshit must have gone home already.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 12, 2009, 09:00:41 AM
We should get him a wedding present...I was thinking a brick would be appropriate.
And a case of Chef Boyardee! :-)
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 12, 2009, 09:18:33 AM
You deserve a H5 for that link.

From behind, she appears to be female moonbat through and through.

Occult tattoo....yep.....goofy hairdo.....yep.....hippie style dress...yep Now if she'd just raise her arms so we could check for a hairy armpit, we could be certain.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 12, 2009, 06:44:51 PM
This is strange. DUmmies post about every tiny detail of their lives, in embarrassing detail, but
not a word from DUmmy Pitt or his humiliated mother (wouldn't you be embarrassed if Pitt were
your son?).

I wonder if someone stood up to object.

Or, more likely, the whole thing was a DUmp lie.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Will Pitt Getting Married?!?!?!
Post by: franksolich on October 12, 2009, 06:47:49 PM
This is strange. DUmmies post about every tiny detail of their lives, in embarrassing detail, but not a word from DUmmy Pitt or his humiliated mother (wouldn't you be embarrassed if Pitt were your son?).

I wonder if someone stood up to object.

Or, more likely, the whole thing was a DUmp lie.

Yeah, I'm left wondering too.

No wedding photographs, at least none that I've seen.

Also, the subway cat was supposed to be a float in some sort of parade this past weekend, and again, no photographs, at least none that I've seen.

Given the way the primitives attention whore, one thought photographs would be posted within seconds of being snapped.