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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Alpha Mare on October 08, 2009, 08:52:33 AM
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Surreal Green werewolves launch anti-LCROSS petition
Treehugging, possibly lycanthropic web-2.0 campaigners have launched a petition intended to "stop NASA from bombing the Moon!".
The organisers of the petition claim that the space agency is turning unspoiled lunar wilderness into a "firing range" for space weapons, and that US "imperialists" intend to colonise the moon "without regard for ecosystems or indigenous peoples".
They also suggest direct action:
We must soothe the Moon, we bandage her. We implore other celestial bodies and entities to aid her. We will not let her endure this crime or its grim aftermath alone.
We need to communicate to the Moon. Talk to her in our dreams, trances, or meditations, and prepare her for this shock and wound as best we can. Hold her, send out imaginative protection to her, and put our dream bodies out there in front of the bomb. Collectively, we can sabotage the bombing or by imagining all manner of things going wrong, or encouraging the Moon to increase her own magnetic shields. Sing to her. Give her back just a tiny portion of all that she has done for us. We are all created from Moon dust.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/10/07/stop_nasa_bombing_the_moon/
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"without regard for ecosystems or indigenous peoples".
Hahahahahahaha!
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Hahahahahahaha!
"without regard for ecosystems or indigenous peoples".
Go ahead, make fun of them, it's true, there are people on the moon. I read it in Dick Tracy many years ago.
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Leave the green cheese alone!!!
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Hey, Moonbats! Blow it out Uranus.
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Hey, Moonbats! Blow it out Uranus.
:lmao: :lmao:
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You know, these people have absolutely no credibility at all. What a joke of human flesh they are.
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This isn't a parody? Are we sure?
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This isn't a parody? Are we sure?
It has to be. Then again, the internet is how lone crazies manage to group together an reinforce their fantasy.
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For millions of years the Mooninites have oppressed the people of Earth. On Friday, October 9, we fight back!
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For millions of years the Mooninites of oppressed the people of Earth. On Friday, October 9, we fight back!
...about friggin' time we waged war on moonbats.
:uhsure:
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I used to think things like this were just a joke. Now I know that there are some seriously stupid/crazy/burntout people on the internet. I read a rant about how women are not humans, that they are aliens. You can tell this because women don't use verbs.
http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/
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So... did we find any water?
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It has to be. Then again, the internet is how lone crazies manage to group together an reinforce their fantasy.
No, it doesn't. Some people are just that far around the batshit crazy bend.
Witness:
(http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/01/65401-004-04E85CD5.jpg)
Applesauce, anybody?
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I used to think things like this were just a joke. Now I know that there are some seriously stupid/crazy/burntout people on the internet. I read a rant about how women are not humans, that they are aliens. You can tell this because women don't use verbs.
http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/
I've always sort of figured that women are a different species than men.
:cheersmate:
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I've always sort of figured that women are a different species than men.
:cheersmate:
Wondered how long it would take before one of the guys made a comment to this....expected it to be the next post.
There were times.... in my younger days of PMS'ing....an alien would have been much nicer.... :tongue: