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Title: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: CC27 on October 08, 2009, 08:46:57 AM
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MattBaggins  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Thu Oct-08-09 09:06 AM
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Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
   
Edited on Thu Oct-08-09 09:38 AM by MattBaggins
Would I get arrested if I went to town hall or public meetings with dildos strapped into gun holsters? I live in NY if anyone knows the laws for this state.

WTF? Only the mind of DUmmie.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6725195
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: TheSarge on October 08, 2009, 08:50:47 AM
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Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?

Only if you have no problem with the loud and public ridicule that will ensue.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on October 08, 2009, 08:53:46 AM
(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6246/wtfvg8.jpg)
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: bijou on October 08, 2009, 08:55:18 AM
Please do. We all need a laugh these days.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 08, 2009, 08:55:46 AM
Is he planing on hiring himself out as the Pied Piper of queers and lesbians?
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: TheSarge on October 08, 2009, 08:56:38 AM
Is he planing on hiring himself out as the Pied Piper of queers and lesbians?

Maybe he just wants to make a d*ck of himself.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: Splashdown on October 08, 2009, 08:58:10 AM
I fully encourage Mr. Baggins to do just that; it will show exactly the kind of thinker who is in favor of the President's proposed policies!
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: Alpha Mare on October 08, 2009, 08:59:19 AM
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Gman2  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-08-09 01:21 PM
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15. I was cupid, at Marriot grand ballroom, new years. with a dildo arrow, and a bandolaro of dildo eras
 ers, and I had dick and balls suckers, for the women that were good sports. Wimgs and diaper. Great fun.
 

Figures.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: CC27 on October 08, 2009, 09:01:19 AM
Only if you have no problem with the loud and public ridicule that will ensue.

I've never seen this DUmmie before. He a top tier DUmmie?
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 08, 2009, 09:01:39 AM
WTF? Only the mind of DUmmie.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6725195

Its probably okay in NYC legally, idiot. Go ahead and walk around topless DUwommin and watch people gag and puke at the sight of you.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: RGSG99 on October 08, 2009, 09:10:17 AM
Um, sure.  Go ahead.  :loser:  Just stay away from my kids!
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: TheSarge on October 08, 2009, 09:31:25 AM
I've never seen this DUmmie before. He a top tier DUmmie?

Never heard of him either.  I'm still of the belief that for a certain dollar amount "donation" you can automatically become a 1000+ poster at the DUmp...which is why so many of them that we've never heard of before keep popping up in that category.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: Chump on October 08, 2009, 09:42:21 AM
Yes, you're definitely allowed DUmmie.  And you definitely should.  Wear an Obama shirt while you're at it.  Yell very loudly.  Scream your support for socialized medicine.  Call as much attention to yourself as you possibly can.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: Odin's Hand on October 08, 2009, 09:48:34 AM
I'd prefer it if you just strapped some cinder blocks onto your yourself in a lake.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: franksolich on October 08, 2009, 09:55:40 AM
I've never seen this DUmmie before. He a top tier DUmmie?

As far as I've seen, the baggie primitive's an unterprimitiven, part of the faceless lynch mob that's 99% of the primitives on Skins's island.

I haven't ever noticed anything distinctive about him, that sets him apart from the usual primitives.

However, I will keep my eye on him, as he auditions.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 08, 2009, 11:12:22 AM
Karin and Carl . . . this idiot is in our state . . . ! :o :o :o

'Course, said primitive just might be trolling for someone to use one of those sex toys on itself.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 08, 2009, 11:46:35 AM
I fully encourage Mr. Baggins to do just that; it will show exactly the kind of thinker who is in favor of the President's proposed policies!

Yep, a frikkin' dilrod!
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: dutch508 on October 08, 2009, 12:13:21 PM
"Your honor,
I would like to close with the obvious statement that the defendant is a dildo all by himself, and should not be charged with any crime..."


 :lmao:
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 08, 2009, 12:26:47 PM
"Your honor,
I would like to close with the obvious statement that the defendant is a dildo all by himself, and should not be charged with any crime..."


 :lmao:

I wish I could find the article about a Saratoga Springs High School graduation ceremony of a couple of years ago, where it was disrupted when a former student (I think he had graduated the year before) walked across the stage dressed in an inflatable penis costume, complete with testicles.  The cops that arrested him took a while to do it, as they had difficulty controlling their laughter . . . I don't know how that one ended up in court.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 08, 2009, 12:29:24 PM
Perhaps he should super-glue one to his forehead, unicorn-style, to commemorate the gifts of the Great Mocha Father in Washington to all of us out in the wilderness peoples, beyond the Beltway.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: PatriotGame on October 08, 2009, 12:32:07 PM
Please do. We all need a laugh these days.
Oh yes, please do! And go hang out around a grade school.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 08, 2009, 12:37:58 PM
Never heard of him either.  I'm still of the belief that for a certain dollar amount "donation" you can automatically become a 1000+ poster at the DUmp...which is why so many of them that we've never heard of before keep popping up in that category.

And of course there are always us moles who slip under the radar with 1000+ posts.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 08, 2009, 12:46:08 PM
Oh yes, please do! And go hang out around a grade school.

That'll remind them of being in class.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 08, 2009, 04:12:42 PM
Nothing says 'prick' like a bunch of'em hanging on you.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 08, 2009, 05:06:05 PM
Those primitives some serious penile issue to prompt them to wear a dildo in public. They are so effeminate.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: Randy on October 08, 2009, 05:08:50 PM
Already been done NSFW (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/94/280763468_21f0ba73ae_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: Chump on October 08, 2009, 06:11:42 PM
Already been done NSFW (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/94/280763468_21f0ba73ae_o.jpg)


:lmao:  Thanks, I needed that.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 08, 2009, 08:49:42 PM
Already been done NSFW (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/94/280763468_21f0ba73ae_o.jpg)

Why I'll be damned! A picture of DUmmy Ben Burch!
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: DixieBelle on October 08, 2009, 09:42:18 PM
If he's in San Fransisco, I don't see why he's even asking :-)
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: Duke Nukum on October 08, 2009, 09:42:58 PM
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MattBaggins  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Thu Oct-08-09 09:06 AM
Original message
Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
  
Edited on Thu Oct-08-09 09:38 AM by MattBaggins
Would I get arrested if I went to town hall or public meetings with dildos strapped into gun holsters? I live in NY if anyone knows the laws for this state.

Not only should you do this but you should apply for a grant from the NEA.  They seem to be into this sort of thing.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: Chris_ on October 08, 2009, 10:12:52 PM
What a di*khead
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: Ree on October 08, 2009, 10:37:59 PM
What a di*khead
I think just "what a dick" would be a better choice of words....
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 08, 2009, 11:13:32 PM
Not only should you do this but you should apply for a grant from the NEA.  They seem to be into this sort of thing.

The NEA is funding pro-Obama art, if he wants a grant he will also have to have a sign on his back "Dildo's are healthcare equipment, support reform" and an appropriate number of these devices will have to be representative of the black community.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 08, 2009, 11:18:36 PM
Already been done NSFW (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/94/280763468_21f0ba73ae_o.jpg)

Oh good lord, that was a scary picture.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: Airwolf on October 09, 2009, 12:36:18 AM
Some peoples children.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: Randy on October 09, 2009, 06:12:59 AM
Oh good lord, that was a scary picture.

I was trying to find the one I had at my Photobucket account before they got all Moral Nazi on me  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: debk on October 09, 2009, 07:19:00 AM
Already been done NSFW (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/94/280763468_21f0ba73ae_o.jpg)


here a d*ck, there a d*ck, everywhere a d*ck-d*ck......Old Du-uh-mie has a d*ck....ewwww, ewwww,ewwwwww.....


 :innocent:
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: Duchess on October 09, 2009, 05:00:09 PM

here a d*ck, there a d*ck, everywhere a d*ck-d*ck......Old Du-uh-mie has a d*ck....ewwww, ewwww,ewwwwww.....


 :innocent:


As my husband used to say about a particularly slutty female--if this guy had as many d*cks sticking out of him as he'd had sticking into him, he'd look like a porcupine.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: Deuce on October 09, 2009, 05:06:53 PM
Why yes. I suppose you could do that.  :confused:
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: Chris_ on October 10, 2009, 11:57:07 AM
He needs a bullet in his head....... :mental:
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 10, 2009, 01:54:33 PM
He needs a bullet in his head....... :mental:

Bondai, he could call it a "high-speed dildo," too . . .
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 11, 2009, 08:21:23 AM
Bondai, he could call it a "high-speed dildo," too . . .

...or the "ultimate climax".
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: AprilRazz on October 11, 2009, 10:01:34 AM
Bondai, he could call it a "high-speed dildo," too . . .
One local shop has a sword like model that is about 3 feet long. I am still tempted to buy it to keep next to the door to supplement the 9mm. I would love to be a fly on the wall when the perp has to explain those injuries.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: TheSarge on October 11, 2009, 10:07:14 AM
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Looks like they made some kind of arrest at this DUmmies house.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 11, 2009, 11:18:45 AM
One local shop has a sword like model that is about 3 feet long. I am still tempted to buy it to keep next to the door to supplement the 9mm. I would love to be a fly on the wall when the perp has to explain those injuries.

My farewell gift from 2/3 ACR sits in a linen closet, right by the kitchen and main bathroom.  It's a replica of an 1860 U.S. Cavalry saber.  If I had to actually use it on something, I have no doubt that I could do some serious damage to whatever I hit with it.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: dandi on October 11, 2009, 11:26:36 AM
Yes, and hopefully you'll get a sharp kick in the cojones from some father concerned about his children being exposed to pervs.
Title: Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 11, 2009, 01:50:03 PM
Yes, and hopefully you'll get a sharp kick in the cojones from some father concerned about his children being exposed to pervs.

Actually, dandi, several fathers giving several sharp kicks each would be the right thing to do.