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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on October 08, 2009, 08:46:57 AM
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MattBaggins (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Oct-08-09 09:06 AM
Original message
Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Edited on Thu Oct-08-09 09:38 AM by MattBaggins
Would I get arrested if I went to town hall or public meetings with dildos strapped into gun holsters? I live in NY if anyone knows the laws for this state.
WTF? Only the mind of DUmmie.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6725195
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Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Only if you have no problem with the loud and public ridicule that will ensue.
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(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6246/wtfvg8.jpg)
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Please do. We all need a laugh these days.
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Is he planing on hiring himself out as the Pied Piper of queers and lesbians?
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Is he planing on hiring himself out as the Pied Piper of queers and lesbians?
Maybe he just wants to make a d*ck of himself.
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I fully encourage Mr. Baggins to do just that; it will show exactly the kind of thinker who is in favor of the President's proposed policies!
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Gman2 (1000+ posts) Thu Oct-08-09 01:21 PM
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15. I was cupid, at Marriot grand ballroom, new years. with a dildo arrow, and a bandolaro of dildo eras
ers, and I had dick and balls suckers, for the women that were good sports. Wimgs and diaper. Great fun.
Figures.
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Only if you have no problem with the loud and public ridicule that will ensue.
I've never seen this DUmmie before. He a top tier DUmmie?
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WTF? Only the mind of DUmmie.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6725195
Its probably okay in NYC legally, idiot. Go ahead and walk around topless DUwommin and watch people gag and puke at the sight of you.
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Um, sure. Go ahead. :loser: Just stay away from my kids!
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I've never seen this DUmmie before. He a top tier DUmmie?
Never heard of him either. I'm still of the belief that for a certain dollar amount "donation" you can automatically become a 1000+ poster at the DUmp...which is why so many of them that we've never heard of before keep popping up in that category.
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Yes, you're definitely allowed DUmmie. And you definitely should. Wear an Obama shirt while you're at it. Yell very loudly. Scream your support for socialized medicine. Call as much attention to yourself as you possibly can.
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I'd prefer it if you just strapped some cinder blocks onto your yourself in a lake.
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I've never seen this DUmmie before. He a top tier DUmmie?
As far as I've seen, the baggie primitive's an unterprimitiven, part of the faceless lynch mob that's 99% of the primitives on Skins's island.
I haven't ever noticed anything distinctive about him, that sets him apart from the usual primitives.
However, I will keep my eye on him, as he auditions.
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Karin and Carl . . . this idiot is in our state . . . ! :o :o :o
'Course, said primitive just might be trolling for someone to use one of those sex toys on itself.
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I fully encourage Mr. Baggins to do just that; it will show exactly the kind of thinker who is in favor of the President's proposed policies!
Yep, a frikkin' dilrod!
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"Your honor,
I would like to close with the obvious statement that the defendant is a dildo all by himself, and should not be charged with any crime..."
:lmao:
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"Your honor,
I would like to close with the obvious statement that the defendant is a dildo all by himself, and should not be charged with any crime..."
:lmao:
I wish I could find the article about a Saratoga Springs High School graduation ceremony of a couple of years ago, where it was disrupted when a former student (I think he had graduated the year before) walked across the stage dressed in an inflatable penis costume, complete with testicles. The cops that arrested him took a while to do it, as they had difficulty controlling their laughter . . . I don't know how that one ended up in court.
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Perhaps he should super-glue one to his forehead, unicorn-style, to commemorate the gifts of the Great Mocha Father in Washington to all of us out in the wilderness peoples, beyond the Beltway.
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Please do. We all need a laugh these days.
Oh yes, please do! And go hang out around a grade school.
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Never heard of him either. I'm still of the belief that for a certain dollar amount "donation" you can automatically become a 1000+ poster at the DUmp...which is why so many of them that we've never heard of before keep popping up in that category.
And of course there are always us moles who slip under the radar with 1000+ posts.
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Oh yes, please do! And go hang out around a grade school.
That'll remind them of being in class.
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Nothing says 'prick' like a bunch of'em hanging on you.
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Those primitives some serious penile issue to prompt them to wear a dildo in public. They are so effeminate.
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Already been done NSFW (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/94/280763468_21f0ba73ae_o.jpg)
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Already been done NSFW (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/94/280763468_21f0ba73ae_o.jpg)
:lmao: Thanks, I needed that.
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Already been done NSFW (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/94/280763468_21f0ba73ae_o.jpg)
Why I'll be damned! A picture of DUmmy Ben Burch!
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If he's in San Fransisco, I don't see why he's even asking :-)
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MattBaggins (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Oct-08-09 09:06 AM
Original message
Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
Edited on Thu Oct-08-09 09:38 AM by MattBaggins
Would I get arrested if I went to town hall or public meetings with dildos strapped into gun holsters? I live in NY if anyone knows the laws for this state.
Not only should you do this but you should apply for a grant from the NEA. They seem to be into this sort of thing.
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What a di*khead
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What a di*khead
I think just "what a dick" would be a better choice of words....
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Not only should you do this but you should apply for a grant from the NEA. They seem to be into this sort of thing.
The NEA is funding pro-Obama art, if he wants a grant he will also have to have a sign on his back "Dildo's are healthcare equipment, support reform" and an appropriate number of these devices will have to be representative of the black community.
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Already been done NSFW (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/94/280763468_21f0ba73ae_o.jpg)
Oh good lord, that was a scary picture.
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Some peoples children.
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Oh good lord, that was a scary picture.
I was trying to find the one I had at my Photobucket account before they got all Moral Nazi on me :uhsure:
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Already been done NSFW (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/94/280763468_21f0ba73ae_o.jpg)
here a d*ck, there a d*ck, everywhere a d*ck-d*ck......Old Du-uh-mie has a d*ck....ewwww, ewwww,ewwwwww.....
:innocent:
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here a d*ck, there a d*ck, everywhere a d*ck-d*ck......Old Du-uh-mie has a d*ck....ewwww, ewwww,ewwwwww.....
:innocent:
As my husband used to say about a particularly slutty female--if this guy had as many d*cks sticking out of him as he'd had sticking into him, he'd look like a porcupine.
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Why yes. I suppose you could do that. :confused:
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He needs a bullet in his head....... :mental:
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He needs a bullet in his head....... :mental:
Bondai, he could call it a "high-speed dildo," too . . .
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Bondai, he could call it a "high-speed dildo," too . . .
...or the "ultimate climax".
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Bondai, he could call it a "high-speed dildo," too . . .
One local shop has a sword like model that is about 3 feet long. I am still tempted to buy it to keep next to the door to supplement the 9mm. I would love to be a fly on the wall when the perp has to explain those injuries.
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Looks like they made some kind of arrest at this DUmmies house. :rotf:
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One local shop has a sword like model that is about 3 feet long. I am still tempted to buy it to keep next to the door to supplement the 9mm. I would love to be a fly on the wall when the perp has to explain those injuries.
My farewell gift from 2/3 ACR sits in a linen closet, right by the kitchen and main bathroom. It's a replica of an 1860 U.S. Cavalry saber. If I had to actually use it on something, I have no doubt that I could do some serious damage to whatever I hit with it.
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Yes, and hopefully you'll get a sharp kick in the cojones from some father concerned about his children being exposed to pervs.
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Yes, and hopefully you'll get a sharp kick in the cojones from some father concerned about his children being exposed to pervs.
Actually, dandi, several fathers giving several sharp kicks each would be the right thing to do.