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Title: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
Post by: asdf2231 on October 06, 2009, 04:37:04 PM: Quote
http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924/

Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Published: 24 Sep 09 14:24 CET

A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near BorÃ¥s in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.

The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local BorÃ¥s Tidning newspaper.

"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Ã…sa AskenbÃ¤ck told the newspaper.

"He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."

Friends don't let friends... :-)
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Post by: RightCoast on October 06, 2009, 05:13:42 PM: Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the...
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Post by: Chris_ on October 06, 2009, 05:23:00 PM: That's a really whacked out story.
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Post by: crockspot on October 06, 2009, 05:24:09 PM: I wonder if the cops interrogating him were hot....
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Post by: Randy on October 06, 2009, 05:59:00 PM: Well, different strokes for different folks....
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Post by: JohnnyReb on October 06, 2009, 06:15:49 PM: He was jacked up on drugs.
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Post by: jtyangel on October 06, 2009, 06:53:57 PM: What a ummm jerk
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Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on October 06, 2009, 06:55:28 PM: What a shame. He wrecked his brand-"spanking"-new truck.
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Post by: jtyangel on October 06, 2009, 06:55:43 PM: Apparently, he was unsuccessful with the delivery of either load.
Title: Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on October 06, 2009, 07:18:14 PM: Quote from: jtyangel on October 06, 2009, 06:55:43 PM
Apparently, he was unsuccessful with the delivery of either load.

We have a winner! :lmao:
Title: Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
Post by: asdf2231 on October 07, 2009, 12:16:05 AM: Quote from: jtyangel on October 06, 2009, 06:55:43 PM
Apparently, he was unsuccessful with the delivery of either load.

:bow: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
Post by: RobJohnson on October 07, 2009, 02:15:39 AM: Sounds like he pulled a real boner this time.
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Post by: VelvetElvis on October 07, 2009, 07:02:05 AM: Quote
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating ....

Isn't that the point, after all? :rotf:
Title: Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
Post by: Wineslob on October 07, 2009, 10:33:13 AM: "I was just driving down the road flippin my rig.............."
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Post by: bkg on October 07, 2009, 10:50:00 AM: some people just can't multi-task...
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Post by: Airwolf on October 07, 2009, 10:05:38 PM: You would never see that in "Smokey and the Bandit"