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Title: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: Alpha Mare on October 05, 2009, 05:45:52 PM
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Cyrano  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-05-09 10:33 PM
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Have yourself a merry little Christmas
 God, what terribly ironic words. In a little more than two months, far too many people are going to have one of the worst Christmas’s of their lives.

Think about your fellow DUers who can’t afford their next mortgage or rent payments.

Think about those who couldn’t pay the last one.

Think about your fellow DUers who are still trying to find a job.

Think about your fellow DUers who have been out of work for far too long.

Think about your fellow DUers who can’t make the next health care insurance payment.

Think about your fellow DUers who couldn’t pay the last one.

Do I really need to go on?

America is broken.

It started the day Ronald Reagan took office and has been getting worse ever since.

Let’s be honest about it. We’ve been getting screwed for the past 30 years. And over the past eight years, George W. Bush & Co. raised rape, pillage and plunder to an art form.

So, President Obama, why don’t you skip this year’s White House Christmas tree? Why don’t you skip the “Have yourself a merry little Christmas” sermon? Instead, how about doing anything and everything to help people who need help. Here’s what I’m asking you to do. **** Wall Street. Help Main Street.

And of most importance, how about the rest of us finding a way to help our fellow DUers? I’m a terrible organizer, but hopefully, one or more of you can suggest how we can do this.Cyrano
 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6703784

He's not getting any presents, so all fellow DUers should boycott Christmas.  But someone else start because he's just too stoopid.   :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 05, 2009, 06:14:52 PM
Eat your Christmas pony. ....you'll find instructions on how to slaughter, skin and butcher said animal on page 768 of the healthcare bill....under the heading of "Proper Diet".
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 05, 2009, 07:37:45 PM
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far too many people are going to have one of the worst Christmas’s of their lives.

Question: How often do DUmmie's use apostrophe's to form plural's?
Answer: Alway's.
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: TheSarge on October 05, 2009, 07:42:51 PM
They really aren't happy unless everyone is as miserable as they are huh?
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: franksolich on October 05, 2009, 07:46:16 PM
They really aren't happy unless everyone is as miserable as they are huh?

Oh, Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive, is the examplar of that.

Born and raised in the New York City area, Oscar Wilde had a chance to become a Wall Street wizard, to become enormously wealthy, but then threw it all overboard in a hissy fit.

I'm not sure what Oscar Wilde does down in Florida now--I suspect he's a nurse's aide or something in an old folks' home, but don't quote me on that--but man, Oscar's not wild about Florida either.  He despises the state, despise the good people there.
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: Carl on October 05, 2009, 07:50:01 PM
Which of course is why President Reagan is listed in the top 10 of American Presidents and Carter in the bottom 10.

Suck on it DUmmies. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: jinxmchue on October 05, 2009, 08:27:21 PM
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So, President Obama, why don’t you skip this year’s White House Christmas tree? Why don’t you skip the “Have yourself a merry little Christmas” sermon? Instead, how about doing anything and everything to help people who need help. Here’s what I’m asking you to do. **** Wall Street. Help Main Street. Give us a Christmas bailout!!!

f1x0r3d!!!1!!!!!!1111!11!1!1111111!11111!!!!!!!!one
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: MrsSmith on October 05, 2009, 08:53:10 PM
I guess it's just more satisfying to whine about it online than it is to do something about the problem?   :whatever:

Our church is now taking special offerings for people that have been laid off, to help with house and COBRA payments.  It's our month to fill the food pantry.  Oh, and it's coming up on the time to do shoeboxes for overseas kids, and the Angel tree for local kids. 

Hey, Cyrano...gonna help with ANY of those things in your area??   :thatsright:

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: TheSarge on October 05, 2009, 08:58:25 PM
I guess it's just more satisfying to whine about it online than it is to do something about the problem?   :whatever:


Some people would rather curse the darkness than light a match.
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: Hawkgirl on October 05, 2009, 09:06:27 PM
All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the light of a single match.  Be that match, DUmmies.
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 05, 2009, 09:41:01 PM
They really aren't happy unless everyone is as miserable as they are huh?

They thrive off of misery.
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: Chris_ on October 05, 2009, 11:36:25 PM
Which of course is why President Reagan is listed in the top 10 of American Presidents and Carter in the bottom 10.

Suck on it DUmmies. :evillaugh:

The Zero is fast approaching the number 1 spot for the Rats
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 06, 2009, 06:48:25 AM
Move to San Francisco, worthless moonbat oxygen-bandit mouths-to-feed, they'll love you to pieces.  And what's with the sudden resort to an appeal for Christian charity, on a site that hates Christians so heartily and consistently?
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: Chris_ on October 06, 2009, 06:52:07 AM
Stupid street cred post, nothing more.
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: USA4ME on October 06, 2009, 06:58:30 AM
Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive, wants Dear Leader to be Grinch.

He is, Oscar Wilde.  Don't worry about that.  He is.

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Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: NHSparky on October 06, 2009, 07:19:17 AM
All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the light of a single match.  Be that match, DUmmies.

Better yet, soak yourself in gasoline before lighting that match, DUmmies.
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 06, 2009, 08:49:13 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6703784

He's not getting any presents, so all fellow DUers should boycott Christmas.  But someone else start because he's just too stoopid.   :lmao: :lmao:

They want to bring Jimmay Cotter back. Things were apparently so much better then. The gas lines, the heating shortage, the hostage crisis etc etc
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 06, 2009, 08:51:05 AM
All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the light of a single match.  Be that match, DUmmies.

They would rather be the darkness
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: VelvetElvis on October 06, 2009, 09:11:57 AM
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Cyrano  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-05-09 10:33 PM
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So, President Obama, why don’t you skip this year’s White House Christmas tree? Why don’t you skip the “Have yourself a merry little Christmas” sermon? Instead, how about doing anything and everything to help people who need help.

The bignosed primitive would undoubtedly be thrilled with a Whitehouse Kwaanza tree this year, though.
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: diesel driver on October 06, 2009, 09:21:59 AM
The bignosed primitive would undoubtedly be thrilled with a Whitehouse Kwaanza tree this year, though.

What is that voodoo hoax holiday all about anyway?  Is is Kwaanza, Kiwanas, Ramadan, Ramalamadingdong,  Rockaroundtheclock, Ringlingbrothersbarnumandbaley....   :mental:

And better yet, do we get a paid holiday from work for it!    :naughty:
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: njpines on October 06, 2009, 10:10:08 AM
What is that voodoo hoax holiday all about anyway?  Is is Kwaanza, Kiwanas, Ramadan, Ramalamadingdong,  Rockaroundtheclock, Ringlingbrothersbarnumandbaley....   :mental:

And better yet, do we get a paid holiday from work for it!    :naughty:

Or refer to it as Boxing Day and really annoy the dummies!  :-)
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: Wineslob on October 06, 2009, 03:24:35 PM
Oh, Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive, is the examplar of that.

Born and raised in the New York City area, Oscar Wilde had a chance to become a Wall Street wizard, to become enormously wealthy, but then threw it all overboard in a hissy fit.

I'm not sure what Oscar Wilde does down in Florida now--I suspect he's a nurse's aide or something in an old folks' home, but don't quote me on that--but man, Oscar's not wild about Florida either.  He despises the state, despise the good people there.


An old friend of mine, of whom I have no clue as to whether he is dead or alive, had the same "problem". No matter which state he moved to, that damned state caused all his problems.
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: franksolich on October 06, 2009, 03:46:27 PM

An old friend of mine, of whom I have no clue as to whether he is dead or alive, had the same "problem". No matter which state he moved to, that damned state caused all his problems.

Now, I've never been down to Florida myself--I can't take the sweltering heat below Louisville Kentucky (although I do plan sooner or later to make a sacrifice and go see JohnnyReb in South Carolina for two or three days)--but it's always seemed to me people from Florida tend to be some of the most decent and civilized people one can hope to meet.

I dunno what Oscar Wilde's problem is.
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on October 06, 2009, 03:47:03 PM
These idiots are clueless about what Christmas is about anyway.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Liberal%20Baiting/Spot%20the%20Liberal/39824492.jpg)
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: diesel driver on October 06, 2009, 04:20:30 PM
Or refer to it as Boxing Day and really annoy the dummies!  :-)

Probably not, since Boxing Day refers to Canadia (misspelling intended), and the DUmmies have wet dreams about the Canadia health care system....
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 06, 2009, 04:29:14 PM
The bignosed primitive would undoubtedly be thrilled with a Whitehouse Kwaanza tree this year, though.
If the muslim has a Christmas tree at the White House, he'll likely apologize for it by also having
a case of Colt45, or whatever it is they use for Kwanzaa, and a Festivus pole.
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: Rebel on October 06, 2009, 04:44:16 PM
Hey DUmbasses, THIS is what you get when the government runs every f'n thing.

You asked for it, suck on it.
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 06, 2009, 04:59:46 PM

An old friend of mine, of whom I have no clue as to whether he is dead or alive, had the same "problem". No matter which state he moved to, that damned state caused all his problems.

Lessee . . . I've lived in New York, New Hampshire (I was really young then, and don't remember it much), Georgia, Texas, and Oklahoma.  Can't really say anything bad about any of those states.  (The government of NY, OTOH . . . )
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on October 06, 2009, 05:02:54 PM
If the muslim has a Christmas tree at the White House, he'll likely apologize for it by also having
a case of Colt45, or whatever it is they use for Kwanzaa, and a Festivus pole.


(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Liberal%20Baiting/Happy%20Festivus/2_phixr2.jpg)
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: Wineslob on October 07, 2009, 09:34:34 AM
Lessee . . . I've lived in New York, New Hampshire (I was really young then, and don't remember it much), Georgia, Texas, and Oklahoma.  Can't really say anything bad about any of those states.  (The government of NY, OTOH . . . )


Well the problem with my friend is all the issues that made his life hell, mysteriously followed him from state to state.
He never looked in the mirror.
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 07, 2009, 09:40:51 AM
These idiots are clueless about what Christmas is about anyway.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Liberal%20Baiting/Spot%20the%20Liberal/39824492.jpg)

Yep, there he is, right in the middle trying to ruin it for everyone.
Title: Re: Have yourself a merry little DU Christmas
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 07, 2009, 10:36:34 AM

Well the problem with my friend is all the issues that made his life hell, mysteriously followed him from state to state.
He never looked in the mirror.

DUmb****s can't see their reflections--it's similar to zombies or undead or something like that.