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Title: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: CactusCarlos on February 29, 2008, 09:29:10 PM
Whaddya think of him?  My wife can't stand him. 
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: Lord Undies on February 29, 2008, 09:39:49 PM
Well, he's been dead for over 85 years, so most women here probably won't remember him (except schade  :lmao:).

He was the greatest operatic tenor ever.  I have some of his 78 rpm recordings.
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: CactusCarlos on February 29, 2008, 09:44:34 PM
Well, he's been dead for over 85 years, so most women here probably won't remember him (except schade  :lmao:).

He was the greatest operatic tenor ever.  I have some of his 78 rpm recordings.

This one.   :whatever:

(http://i27.tinypic.com/orifds.jpg)

 :tongue:
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: Lord Undies on February 29, 2008, 09:54:47 PM
He be butt ugly.
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: DixieBelle on February 29, 2008, 10:07:38 PM
He be a bad actor to boot. :-)

Can't stand him. Love CSI but CSI Miami is just over the top.
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: RedTail on February 29, 2008, 10:12:29 PM
I love Redheads, but he is my notable exception. I wish Gary Sinise would get on a stepladder and smack him like the little bitch he is.

*TKay*
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: DixieBelle on February 29, 2008, 10:27:19 PM
I love Redheads, but he is my notable exception. I wish Gary Sinise would get on a stepladder and smack him like the little bitch he is.

*TKay*
:rotf: :rotf:

Or at least smack those damned sunglasses off his face before he has a chance to take them off in a dramatic pose.
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: morningAngel on February 29, 2008, 10:57:00 PM
Well, he's been dead for over 85 years, so most women here probably won't remember him (except schade  :lmao:).

He was the greatest operatic tenor ever.  I have some of his 78 rpm recordings.
:rotf:

Have I told you lately how much I love you?


oh and David Caruso the actor, is a total yuck
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: BEG on February 29, 2008, 10:59:00 PM
Well, he's been dead for over 85 years, so most women here probably won't remember him (except schade  :lmao:).

He was the greatest operatic tenor ever.  I have some of his 78 rpm recordings.
:rotf:

Have I told you lately how much I love you?


oh and David Caruso the actor, is a total yuck

I agree....
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: Dixie*Darling on February 29, 2008, 11:16:26 PM
He be a bad actor to boot. :-)

Can't stand him. Love CSI but CSI Miami is just over the top.

All of CSI Miami's actors are what I call "plastic" Ken & Barbie. 

1) Too unbelievable to be real.  No one runs around in a Hummer chasing bad guys (if they do it's the local taxpayers fault for not raising hell about it).

2) Monotone.  Please get excited about something, anything for God's sake!

3) Do all female county coroners show up at a crime scene in 4 inch stiletto heels?

4) Oh, yeah!  DC sucks as an actor!  Over done, over blown ego.

Now CSI Vegas  ... that's the one show I do try to watch but even they need to tone down the glare on all the gals cleavage.
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: Lauri on March 01, 2008, 01:06:45 AM



i think he does the sunglass pull off his face with the squinty eyes better than most B list actors :-)
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: Lauri on March 01, 2008, 01:07:49 AM
He be a bad actor to boot. :-)

Can't stand him. Love CSI but CSI Miami is just over the top.


yeah, the music is the best part of the show. the shaky camera stuff, i got sick of that in the early 90s.

i no longer like 'edgy' tv... yuck.
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: Lauri on March 01, 2008, 01:08:47 AM
I love Redheads, but he is my notable exception. I wish Gary Sinise would get on a stepladder and smack him like the little bitch he is.

*TKay*
:rotf: :rotf:

Or at least smack those damned sunglasses off his face before he has a chance to take them off in a dramatic pose.


ha! i just said that :-)
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: Full-Auto on March 01, 2008, 08:20:34 AM
He ruins the show.  Some tubby, ugly, short little runt running around acting tough all the time just doesn't have much appeal to most people.  How the show manages to stay alive is beyond me.  I've yet to meet one person that likes him or his role.
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: Chris_ on March 01, 2008, 08:30:09 AM
He ruins the show.  Some tubby, ugly, short little runt running around acting tough all the time just doesn't have much appeal to most people.  How the show manages to stay alive is beyond me.  I've yet to meet one person that likes him or his role.

I think there are quite a few tubby, ugly, short little runt running around acting tough all the time dudes who are at least likable.

He's a sniveler. Sniveling little ratface git, no offense meant to gits! :p

Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: CactusCarlos on March 01, 2008, 01:14:52 PM
I think there are quite a few tubby, ugly, short little runt running around acting tough all the time dudes who are at least likable.

I KNEW YOU WOULD LIKE ME!!!   :-)

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: CactusCarlos on March 01, 2008, 01:21:07 PM
All of CSI Miami's actors are what I call "plastic" Ken & Barbie. 

Ok now just hold on.  THIS is one hot piece of woman!

(http://i25.tinypic.com/209sftc.jpg)
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on March 01, 2008, 04:50:49 PM
Heh (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/CSI)
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: Chris_ on March 01, 2008, 05:14:46 PM
Heh (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/CSI)

Alrighty, you have some of the most amazing links.  :-)
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: Chris_ on March 01, 2008, 05:15:07 PM
I think there are quite a few tubby, ugly, short little runt running around acting tough all the time dudes who are at least likable.

I KNEW YOU WOULD LIKE ME!!!   :-)

 :lmao:

I love you CC!
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: mamacags on March 01, 2008, 05:24:58 PM
I have a thing for gingers.  Being one myself I feel as if I should like him and try to keep our special breed alive for another million years or so.  That being said I don't know that I would hit it even if I were single.  Probably back in the days I would have hit it like a dirty rug though.
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: Lord Undies on March 01, 2008, 05:36:04 PM
I have a thing for gingers.  Being one myself I feel as if I should like him and try to keep our special breed alive for another million years or so.  That being said I don't know that I would hit it even if I were single.  Probably back in the days I would have hit it like a dirty rug though.

I have a short story outline about clowns being a real race of people.  In the outline, clowns really do have huge feet and multicolored dayglo hair, odd face colorings and a hideously outrageous fashion sense.  Of course, they being a race of people, we must do everything in our power to accept them as normal.  End the end, we end up with Jack being the CEO of Jack-in-the-Box.

Now I must find room in the outline for redheads.  Maybe they can be a product of a mixed marriage between an albino and a clown?  :innocent: 
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: mamacags on March 01, 2008, 06:12:12 PM
Or we could be a race of serial killers who smite the crap out of those who feel superior to us. :popcorn:
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 01, 2008, 06:24:45 PM
heh

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjUJ5xdtC3M[/youtube]
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: Chris_ on March 01, 2008, 06:38:24 PM
David Caruso in First Blood.

[youtube=425,350]O0dNnkY971w[/youtube]
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: Chris_ on March 01, 2008, 06:41:53 PM
He's sort of hot for a carrot top.
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 01, 2008, 07:36:07 PM
He's sort of hot for a carrot top.

????

(http://www.lasvegasvegas.com/carrottop2.jpg)
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: Lord Undies on March 02, 2008, 03:23:28 PM
He's sort of hot for a carrot top.

????

(http://www.lasvegasvegas.com/carrottop2.jpg)

He looks like Lucille Ball's and Stan Laurel's love child. 
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: Lord Undies on March 02, 2008, 03:24:11 PM
Or we could be a race of serial killers who smite the crap out of those who feel superior to us. :popcorn:

You go, girl!
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: Rebel on March 03, 2008, 01:16:46 PM
He be a bad actor to boot. :-)

Can't stand him. Love CSI but CSI Miami is just over the top.

Is CSI Miami the one that has Ice friggin' T?
Title: Re: Ladies. David Caruso?
Post by: DixieBelle on March 03, 2008, 01:42:49 PM
He be a bad actor to boot. :-)

Can't stand him. Love CSI but CSI Miami is just over the top.

Is CSI Miami the one that has Ice friggin' T?
no that's Law and Order SVU