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Title: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on February 29, 2008, 08:13:05 PM
By popular demand, I'm going to do this anyway!   :-)


Most of you know the drill.  Use a CC member's name in an existing product or title.  Since we have so many CU refugees here with the same names, I'll be posting those first before I do any new ones.
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on February 29, 2008, 08:16:55 PM
Well don't do me just yet. I'm thinking of changing my user name here. Skizz was funny 5 years ago when ebonics was all the rage, so don't do me just yet.
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on February 29, 2008, 08:17:28 PM
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/7462/airwolfcopy2qj.jpg)

(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/3489/paladinocopy0zu.jpg)

(http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/8457/neverptarmycopy8pr.jpg)

Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on February 29, 2008, 08:18:13 PM
Well don't do me just yet. I'm thinking of changing my user name here. Skizz was funny 5 years ago when ebonics was all the rage, so don't do me just yet.
Gotcha.


And I have no idea what Skizz means anyway.  I am tragically unhip.   :-)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on February 29, 2008, 08:21:37 PM
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/1727/wasp69copy2zb.jpg)

(http://img494.imageshack.us/img494/2595/acccopy2di.jpg)

(http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/3750/gwitnesscopy1es.jpg)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on February 29, 2008, 08:22:21 PM
Well don't do me just yet. I'm thinking of changing my user name here. Skizz was funny 5 years ago when ebonics was all the rage, so don't do me just yet.
Gotcha.


And I have no idea what Skizz means anyway.  I am tragically unhip.   :-)

Skizzles Bo Bizzles begat Skizzy Bo Bizzy begat Skizzy and begat Skizz. Long story, but it had to do with a call I took when I was a CSR for Sprint.

Anyways, this looks better.

Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on February 29, 2008, 08:25:50 PM
(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6844/darkhalocopy0er.jpg)

(http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/7156/newshutrcopy3vn.jpg)

He didn't like that one too much, so he got another:
(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/2312/wwnewshutrcopymz3.jpg)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on February 29, 2008, 08:26:38 PM

Skizzles Bo Bizzles begat Skizzy Bo Bizzy begat Skizzy and begat Skizz. Long story, but it had to do with a call I took when I was a CSR for Sprint.

Anyways, this looks better.


And has more branding possiblilties, I think.  :)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Chris_ on February 29, 2008, 08:26:54 PM


(http://img494.imageshack.us/img494/2595/acccopy2di.jpg)


Thanks, Dave.  I always liked what you were able to do for my "impossible" name.  LOL
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on February 29, 2008, 08:27:50 PM
(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/7500/badcatcopymv1.jpg)

(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/591/freepercopywr5.jpg)

Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on February 29, 2008, 08:28:31 PM
Thanks, Dave.  I always liked what you were able to do for my "impossible" name.  LOL
Glad you like it, sweetie.  :)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 29, 2008, 08:33:07 PM
Hmmm. I'm not sure Mr Mannn would fit anything.
Years ago there was a TV crime show called Mannnix. and another one called Mannnimal (about a guy with the power to turn into a trained Dog, a bird, and a snake).

Theres Mannnwich. But I can't see any way to get the MR into the name.

on the other hand, Mamacags could be Aunt Jemimah.

Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on February 29, 2008, 08:35:17 PM
(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/496/mooncopyyg7.jpg)

(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/8089/begcopynn5.jpg)

(http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3084/rebelkevcopy0tq.jpg)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on February 29, 2008, 08:38:05 PM
(http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/3300/jendfcopypo7.jpg)

(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8201/wingippercopypw3.jpg)

(http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1931/splshdowncopy5hk.jpg)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on February 29, 2008, 08:38:38 PM

Skizzles Bo Bizzles begat Skizzy Bo Bizzy begat Skizzy and begat Skizz. Long story, but it had to do with a call I took when I was a CSR for Sprint.

Anyways, this looks better.


And has more branding possiblilties, I think.  :)

Yeah, it does. I, however, got ya this.  :-)

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i39/Skizz1979/daveman.jpg)

Shitty PS job, but I think it's cool.
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 29, 2008, 08:39:45 PM

I already have mine, and I use them as avatars from time to time.  :wink:

Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on February 29, 2008, 08:41:04 PM
(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/8723/celticrosecopy5wh.jpg)

(http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/923/mudddyemmscopy8de.jpg)

(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/1135/wiggum4zp.jpg)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on February 29, 2008, 08:41:57 PM
Hmmm. I'm not sure Mr Mannn would fit anything.
Years ago there was a TV crime show called Mannnix. and another one called Mannnimal (about a guy with the power to turn into a trained Dog, a bird, and a snake).

Theres Mannnwich. But I can't see any way to get the MR into the name.

on the other hand, Mamacags could be Aunt Jemimah.


Patience, my friend.  Patience. 
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on February 29, 2008, 08:42:58 PM
Yeah, it does. I, however, got ya this.  :-)

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i39/Skizz1979/daveman.jpg)

Shitty PS job, but I think it's cool.
Thanks, ALS.  Ummm...who is that?  A Simpsons character, I assume?
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on February 29, 2008, 08:43:55 PM

I already have mine, and I use them as avatars from time to time.  :wink:


Those are avatars.  I don't think you ever got a branding.
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 29, 2008, 08:45:00 PM

I already have mine, and I use them as avatars from time to time.  :wink:


Those are avatars.  I don't think you ever got a branding.

naw, I turned them INTO avatars.

you got WE-40, and one other that was really cool.

Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on February 29, 2008, 08:45:04 PM
Yeah, it does. I, however, got ya this.  :-)

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i39/Skizz1979/daveman.jpg)

Shitty PS job, but I think it's cool.
Thanks, ALS.  Ummm...who is that?  A Simpsons character, I assume?


Duff Man. It's the first thing I thought of.

http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Duffman

"Dave Man is happy with the Photoshop! OH YEAH!"  :lmao:
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 29, 2008, 08:45:39 PM

oh!  "nurse ratchet"

 :-)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on February 29, 2008, 08:49:53 PM
(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/5315/usa4mecopyju4.jpg)

(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2285/lisacopyjl7.jpg)

(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/5107/missredcopyqb5.jpg)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on February 29, 2008, 08:51:20 PM

naw, I turned them INTO avatars.

you got WE-40, and one other that was really cool.


Pelican did WE-40.  Good idea, too.



oh!  "nurse ratchet"

 :-)

I have a feeling there's something else out there...
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on February 29, 2008, 08:52:02 PM

Duff Man. It's the first thing I thought of.

http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Duffman

"Dave Man is happy with the Photoshop! OH YEAH!"  :lmao:

And all is made clear.  Thanks, man.   :-)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on February 29, 2008, 08:55:11 PM
And...I'm spent.  [/Austin Powers]
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 29, 2008, 09:12:02 PM
And...I'm spent.  [/Austin Powers]

quitter! :-)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Chris_ on February 29, 2008, 09:28:53 PM
Skinner did this one for me....

(http://img344.imageshack.us/img344/3618/shadylady1gf.gif)


and Über done by daveman....

(http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/4439/ubercopyfz9.jpg)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on February 29, 2008, 09:38:06 PM
And...I'm spent.  [/Austin Powers]

quitter! :-)
No, I just ran out of retread brands.   :-)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: DixieBelle on February 29, 2008, 10:06:26 PM
^great work man!!!! I think Ralph Wiggum's fragrance is my fav.
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Duke Nukum on February 29, 2008, 10:15:17 PM
^great work man!!!! I think Ralph Wiggum's fragrance is my fav.
I like the Baby Parts the Great Lakes but the Ralph one was good too.

I have a taste for the absurd.
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: DixieBelle on February 29, 2008, 10:17:06 PM
Somewhere in the dark recesses of my old work files, I have a print out of an old photoshop of with my face on Renee Zellweger's body from the Chicago movie poster. I'll have to find it.
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Rebel on February 29, 2008, 10:19:34 PM
(http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3084/rebelkevcopy0tq.jpg)

Can't believe you saved this, f'er.  :lmao:

I was actually thinking about it the other day.  :-)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Freeper on March 01, 2008, 12:49:15 AM
(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/7500/badcatcopymv1.jpg)

(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/591/freepercopywr5.jpg)



good one Dave.  :lmao:
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: RedTail on March 01, 2008, 12:54:53 AM
Think you could do me?

*TKay*
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on March 01, 2008, 06:06:33 AM
^great work man!!!! I think Ralph Wiggum's fragrance is my fav.
Thanks, sweetie.  :)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on March 01, 2008, 06:07:49 AM

Can't believe you saved this, f'er.  :lmao:

I was actually thinking about it the other day.  :-)
:-)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on March 01, 2008, 06:08:51 AM

good one Dave.  :lmao:
Thanks.  :)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on March 01, 2008, 06:09:12 AM
Think you could do me?

*TKay*
Don't see why not. 
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on March 01, 2008, 07:05:57 AM
Think you could do me?

*TKay*
Don't see why not. 
(http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3971/tkocopyso6.jpg)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on March 01, 2008, 08:53:00 AM
Ooops!  Forgot one.  Sorry, RS.

(http://img494.imageshack.us/img494/1035/reardensteelcopy5gv.jpg)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on March 01, 2008, 09:15:28 AM
Only one I have that's still relevant:

(http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/3454/begirlxp4.jpg)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Splashdown on March 01, 2008, 09:47:13 AM
Mine's hilarious. Thanks again!


 :-)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on March 01, 2008, 09:59:26 AM
Mine's hilarious. Thanks again!


 :-)
Glad you like it.  :)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: asdf2231 on March 01, 2008, 10:24:36 AM
Pelican did WE-40.  Good idea, too.

I have a feeling there's something else out there...

As a side note, Pelican popped back up on CU after a long absence and has apparently gone quite insane.  Seriously.

He is a full blown troofer now posting away madly about how the Government staged 9/11 and how the oil industry is killing people who come up with alternative energy sources, Staged wars for oil, etc, etc, etc.

He posted a long thread about how when the Iranian speedboats were fracking around with that pair of Figs in the gulf and we DIDN"T light them up, we were going to use it as the next Gulf Of Tonkin and invade Iran ASAP for Bush's oil buddies.

He finished his post up by typing "Gulf Of Tonkin" over and over again in giant font.

Dude's trolly has jumped the track.
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on March 01, 2008, 11:54:42 AM

As a side note, Pelican popped back up on CU after a long absence and has apparently gone quite insane.  Seriously.

He is a full blown troofer now posting away madly about how the Government staged 9/11 and how the oil industry is killing people who come up with alternative energy sources, Staged wars for oil, etc, etc, etc.

He posted a long thread about how when the Iranian speedboats were fracking around with that pair of Figs in the gulf and we DIDN"T light them up, we were going to use it as the next Gulf Of Tonkin and invade Iran ASAP for Bush's oil buddies.

He finished his post up by typing "Gulf Of Tonkin" over and over again in giant font.

Dude's trolly has jumped the track.
Oh, man, that sucks.   :(
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: morningAngel on March 01, 2008, 12:06:59 PM
can you put my face on Marilyn Monroe's body?
On second thought, leave her face on it too..and I'll just tell everybody its me  :-)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 01, 2008, 12:09:41 PM
can you put my face on Marilyn Monroe's body?
On second thought, leave her face on it too..and I'll just tell everybody its me  :-)

ya think anyone will buy it? :-)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: morningAngel on March 01, 2008, 12:16:25 PM
can you put my face on Marilyn Monroe's body?
On second thought, leave her face on it too..and I'll just tell everybody its me  :-)

ya think anyone will buy it? :-)

if you keep your mouth shut they will!  :thatsright:
you and freeper are only two who know what I look like IRL, and freeper is scared of me!
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on March 01, 2008, 02:13:21 PM
can you put my face on Marilyn Monroe's body?
On second thought, leave her face on it too..and I'll just tell everybody its me  :-)
Done!   :-)

(http://i26.tinypic.com/33vcc1w.jpg)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 01, 2008, 03:30:37 PM
sumthin nekkid woulda been better
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on March 01, 2008, 08:10:00 PM
sumthin nekkid woulda been better
Everybody's a critic.  You know how to work the internet. 
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Chris_ on March 01, 2008, 10:37:41 PM
Some of us are more challenging....   :-)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Airwolf on March 02, 2008, 01:37:17 AM
I still have mine. You have the mad skills.
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on March 02, 2008, 08:07:32 AM
Some of us are more challenging....   :-)
Thought I'd done yours, but I couldn't find it.  I've got an idea, though...
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on March 02, 2008, 08:07:52 AM
I still have mine. You have the mad skills.
Thanks, A-Dub.  :)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: VelvetElvis on March 02, 2008, 06:24:08 PM
Daveman, if you would, might you do something with this for me?

(http://i27.tinypic.com/wa0vgn.jpg)

(old Velvet Underground album cover)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Chris_ on March 02, 2008, 06:42:40 PM
I know mine is too tough.

Not particularly evocative nor punnable.

Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 02, 2008, 07:29:54 PM
sumthin nekkid woulda been better
I think she's only wearing something in your imagination  :-)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 02, 2008, 07:41:38 PM
I know mine is too tough.

Not particularly evocative nor punnable.


Freedumb and Dumber

Only I'm too lazy to do it.

Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on March 03, 2008, 05:33:44 PM
Daveman, if you would, might you do something with this for me?



(old Velvet Underground album cover)
Well, that's hardly a challenge, VE.  But I'll do it for you.  Just not tonight.  The artiste needs to be in the mood. 
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Chris_ on March 03, 2008, 05:37:32 PM
I know mine is too tough.

Not particularly evocative nor punnable.


Freedumb and Dumber

Only I'm too lazy to do it.



Low hanging fruit there, buddy :)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on March 03, 2008, 05:42:45 PM
I know mine is too tough.

Not particularly evocative nor punnable.


You are dealing with powers you cannot possibly comprehend. 
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Chris_ on March 03, 2008, 05:59:43 PM
I know mine is too tough.

Not particularly evocative nor punnable.


You are dealing with powers you cannot possibly comprehend. 

Does the ant walking on the tapestry comprehend anything beyond the color and the thread he is upon?  If Helen Keller fell in the forest, would she make a sound?
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on March 03, 2008, 07:15:08 PM
Does the ant walking on the tapestry comprehend anything beyond the color and the thread he is upon?  If Helen Keller fell in the forest, would she make a sound?

If a liberal speaks in the forest, and there's no conservative to hear him, is he still wrong?
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: onthedge on March 03, 2008, 07:23:04 PM
Does the ant walking on the tapestry comprehend anything beyond the color and the thread he is upon?  If Helen Keller fell in the forest, would she make a sound?

If a liberal speaks in the forest, and there's no conservative to hear him, is he still wrong?
That is a absolute YES!
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Chris_ on March 03, 2008, 07:40:15 PM
Does the ant walking on the tapestry comprehend anything beyond the color and the thread he is upon?  If Helen Keller fell in the forest, would she make a sound?

If a liberal speaks in the forest, and there's no conservative to hear him, is he still wrong?
That is a absolute YES!

I don't think you need "the forest" part ;)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: VelvetElvis on March 03, 2008, 08:15:55 PM
Daveman, if you would, might you do something with this for me?



(old Velvet Underground album cover)
Well, that's hardly a challenge, VE.  But I'll do it for you.  Just not tonight.  The artiste needs to be in the mood. 

Thanks, daveman. 
I know it probably won't be much of a stretch for your excellent gifts in Photoshop, but I've always been fond of that cover...brings me back to a simpler, albeit much more naive, time in my life.  (Spoken like a true former 60's hippie :-))
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Chris_ on March 03, 2008, 10:21:52 PM
Does the ant walking on the tapestry comprehend anything beyond the color and the thread he is upon?  If Helen Keller fell in the forest, would she make a sound?

If a liberal speaks in the forest, and there's no conservative to hear him, is he still wrong?
That is a absolute YES!

I don't think you need "the forest" part ;)

...or even the conservative.   :-)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: Randy on March 04, 2008, 07:27:30 AM
Does the ant walking on the tapestry comprehend anything beyond the color and the thread he is upon?  If Helen Keller fell in the forest, would she make a sound?

If a liberal speaks in the forest, and there's no conservative to hear him, is he still wrong?
That is a absolute YES!

I don't think you need "the forest" part ;)

...or even the conservative.   :-)

Doesn't really need to speak either. :-)
Title: Re: The Branding of CC Members
Post by: daveman on March 04, 2008, 05:46:08 PM
Thanks, daveman. 
I know it probably won't be much of a stretch for your excellent gifts in Photoshop, but I've always been fond of that cover...brings me back to a simpler, albeit much more naive, time in my life.  (Spoken like a true former 60's hippie :-))
Ain't nothing wrong with that, brother.   :cheersmate: