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Title: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Chris_ on February 29, 2008, 07:52:52 PM
If this takes off, we'll be like into streaming podcasts baby.... yeah.

Wretch is working on his monologue and while he does that,  I'm going to give away a free Barak Obama Magic 8 ball to the first person who can make me laff.

5..4..3..2..1

Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Chris_ on February 29, 2008, 07:53:50 PM
Pleased to meet you.
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Chris_ on February 29, 2008, 07:54:55 PM
Pleased to meet you.


You funny .... but not funny enuf for BO 8 ball!  :-)
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Chris_ on February 29, 2008, 07:55:51 PM
Tho I thee you had a date.  I hope you didn't thrtain yourthelf.

Feeling thor?
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: morningAngel on February 29, 2008, 07:57:52 PM
I have an ass rash and you want me to make you laugh?  :censored:
 :bird:
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: VelvetElvis on February 29, 2008, 08:00:19 PM
I have an ass rash and you want me to make you laugh?  :censored:
 :bird:



TMI!! TMI!!!
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: daveman on February 29, 2008, 08:00:26 PM
If this takes off, we'll be like into streaming podcasts baby.... yeah.

Wretch is working on his monologue and while he does that,  I'm going to give away a free Barak Obama Magic 8 ball to the first person who can make me laff.

5..4..3..2..1


(http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/2851/schadedogscopy2zr.jpg)
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on February 29, 2008, 08:01:27 PM
If this takes off, we'll be like into streaming podcasts baby.... yeah.

Wretch is working on his monologue and while he does that,  I'm going to give away a free Barak Obama Magic 8 ball to the first person who can make me laff.

5..4..3..2..1




Barack's 8 ball as in the thing filled with blue liquid that lets you see the future, or the thing filled with white powder that lets you see flying elephants?? Which one??

Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: NHSparky on February 29, 2008, 08:02:37 PM
I have an ass rash and you want me to make you laugh?  :censored:
 :bird:


C'mon, be honest--tell them how you got it...
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Duke Nukum on February 29, 2008, 08:04:48 PM
Good luck on the pilot!
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Chris_ on February 29, 2008, 08:05:43 PM
*giggles*

I am easily amused, I may have to get more magic 8 balls...

 :-)
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Chris_ on February 29, 2008, 08:06:36 PM
I have an ass rash and you want me to make you laugh?  :censored:
 :bird:


 :picsneeded:
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Chris_ on February 29, 2008, 08:09:59 PM
Here's an encore limerick, while trying to get my creative juices flowing.

F/D proved he was deft with the limrick
and proceeded to show off his new trick
Schade beemed with pride
and followed his guide
but refused to compare internet limerdicks
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 29, 2008, 08:11:29 PM
If this takes off, we'll be like into streaming podcasts baby.... yeah.

Wretch is working on his monologue and while he does that,  I'm going to give away a free Barak Obama Magic 8 ball to the first person who can make me laff.

5..4..3..2..1



I am working diligently on the new server, baby.  :wink:

Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Chris_ on February 29, 2008, 08:11:42 PM
If this takes off, we'll be like into streaming podcasts baby.... yeah.

Wretch is working on his monologue and while he does that,  I'm going to give away a free Barak Obama Magic 8 ball to the first person who can make me laff.

5..4..3..2..1


(http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/2851/schadedogscopy2zr.jpg)

Ack..... lol....
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Chris_ on February 29, 2008, 08:12:41 PM


I am working diligently on the new server, baby.  :wink:



poo.... meh.... pffffbt.

Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Chris_ on February 29, 2008, 08:12:45 PM
Here's an encore limerick, while trying to get my creative juices flowing.

F/D proved he was deft with the limrick
and proceeded to show off his new trick
Schade beemed with pride
and followed his guide
but refused to compare internet limerdicks


Well, here's an Al Gore 8 ball for you for that clever rhyme!  No matter what question you ask, it says"WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!"
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on February 29, 2008, 08:14:04 PM
Barack Obama's 8 ball.

(http://www.eliteprotectiveservices.com/images/Img7.gif)

Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: morningAngel on February 29, 2008, 08:14:06 PM
If this takes off, we'll be like into streaming podcasts baby.... yeah.

Wretch is working on his monologue and while he does that,  I'm going to give away a free Barak Obama Magic 8 ball to the first person who can make me laff.

5..4..3..2..1



I am working diligently on the new server, baby.  :wink:



 :banghead: :bird: :censored:
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Chris_ on February 29, 2008, 08:19:05 PM
Here's an encore limerick, while trying to get my creative juices flowing.

F/D proved he was deft with the limrick
and proceeded to show off his new trick
Schade beemed with pride
and followed his guide
but refused to compare internet limerdicks


Well, here's an Al Gore 8 ball for you for that clever rhyme!  No matter what question you ask, it says"WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!"

Algore had a message for the masses
stop emitting yur greenhouse gasses'
With a twinkle in his eye, we're all gonna die!
My brain is stored where my ass is!
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Chris_ on February 29, 2008, 08:20:04 PM
Barack Obama's 8 ball.

(http://www.eliteprotectiveservices.com/images/Img7.gif)



What are we looking at?  :-)
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 29, 2008, 08:26:53 PM


I am working diligently on the new server, baby.  :wink:



poo.... meh.... pffffbt.



you will come later, trust me.
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Odin's Hand on February 29, 2008, 08:26:59 PM
Barack Obama's 8 ball.

(http://www.eliteprotectiveservices.com/images/Img7.gif)



Hey, nice table, Scott.
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 29, 2008, 08:29:40 PM
If this takes off, we'll be like into streaming podcasts baby.... yeah.

Wretch is working on his monologue and while he does that,  I'm going to give away a free Barak Obama Magic 8 ball to the first person who can make me laff.

5..4..3..2..1



I am working diligently on the new server, baby.  :wink:



 :banghead: :bird: :censored:

aww.  quit it.

and you are diverting may attention.  be careful, or we may be conslutivecaves.com, or something. :-)
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Chris_ on February 29, 2008, 08:32:11 PM
how about conAssRashcave.com or con*insert yur nasty malady here*cave.com?


I'm just kidding mA! :-)
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 29, 2008, 08:34:22 PM
how about conAssRashcave.com or con*insert yur nasty malady here*cave.com?


I'm just kidding mA! :-)

bullshit.  schad never kids.















but she is kidding now



















no, she isn't





















yes, she is

 :-) :-)
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: morningAngel on February 29, 2008, 08:37:03 PM
how about conAssRashcave.com or con*insert yur nasty malady here*cave.com?


I'm just kidding mA! :-)
:bird:
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on February 29, 2008, 08:41:13 PM
Barack Obama's 8 ball.

(http://www.eliteprotectiveservices.com/images/Img7.gif)



Hey, nice table, Scott.

Hey, I wasn't planning on smoking it, I was planning on selling it... to Marion Barry.
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 29, 2008, 08:42:37 PM
how about conAssRashcave.com or con*insert yur nasty malady here*cave.com?


I'm just kidding mA! :-)
:bird:

but her middle finger is REALLY pretty IRL. :whatever:
Title: Re: The Wretch and Schade Happy Hour Show (pilot show)
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 29, 2008, 08:43:52 PM
Barack Obama's 8 ball.

(http://www.eliteprotectiveservices.com/images/Img7.gif)



Hey, nice table, Scott.

Hey, I wasn't planning on smoking it, I was planning on selling it... to Marion Barry.

OMG!

two usernames to a single person?

we need a sockpuppet policy. :-)