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Title: Are there any questions?
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 08:48:11 PM
 :popcorn:

I'm just hanging around here blowing my nose and wheezing.... Just let me know if I can be of any help.
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: Gratiot on October 01, 2009, 08:49:23 PM
I started having to blow my nose and wheeze this afternoon also  :thatsright:

So my question is:

Coincidence....

...or conspiracy?
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: Hawkgirl on October 01, 2009, 08:49:59 PM
I want to know if anyone here is going as Obama for Halloween?
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: asdf2231 on October 01, 2009, 08:51:15 PM
Is there an easy way to get rhino semen out of silk and what is the average length of time before an unweighted body floats to the surface of a lake?


I'm asking for a friend.
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: Gratiot on October 01, 2009, 08:52:50 PM
I want to know if anyone here is going as Obama for Halloween?

Now, now, let's not skeer the children!  :o
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 08:53:58 PM
I started having to blow my nose and wheeze this afternoon also  :thatsright:

So my question is:

Coincidence....

...or conspiracy?

Oh yeah, definite conspiracy! They're comin for us!
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on October 01, 2009, 08:54:11 PM
:popcorn:

I'm just hanging around here blowing my nose and wheezing.... Just let me know if I can be of any help.

Gesundheit.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/david-beckham-blows-nose.jpg)
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 08:54:31 PM
I want to know if anyone here is going as Obama for Halloween?

I'm going as 'Chelle's big butt.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: Hawkgirl on October 01, 2009, 08:55:08 PM
 :puke:
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 08:55:35 PM
Is there an easy way to get rhino semen out of silk and what is the average length of time before an unweighted body floats to the surface of a lake?


I'm asking for a friend.

I know who you're asking for...  :evillaugh: Noone asked me that, he thought he was sly.

*cue Undies*
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: Hawkgirl on October 01, 2009, 08:55:54 PM
Do colonics really help avoid colon cancer?
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 08:57:37 PM
Gesundheit.


You don't know how close that is to the truth.

btw, Beckham is cute even when he is loogering. :-)
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 08:59:29 PM
Do colonics really help avoid colon cancer?

We should ask Dr. Obama, remember when he said asthmatics should get breathalizers?  :thatsright: :-)
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 01, 2009, 09:00:41 PM
I'm going as 'Chelle's big butt.  :evillaugh:

 :lmao:

I'm going to have to see pictures for proof. :-)
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 09:03:54 PM
I don't want to sound paranoid, but I think they are messin with my innernets again.
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 09:04:44 PM
:lmao:

I'm going to have to see pictures for proof. :-)

I wonder how I see out of a costume like that?  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 01, 2009, 09:07:57 PM
I wonder how I see out of a costume like that?  :popcorn:

 :hyper:
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 09:09:11 PM
:hyper:

The mind races, doesn't it? What are you going to be?
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 01, 2009, 09:16:57 PM
The mind races, doesn't it? What are you going to be?

My mind always races.

Don't know yet.  I'm sure the gf will have some impact on my decision.  Maybe not.
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: Gratiot on October 01, 2009, 09:35:10 PM
Are you all going to bed already?  It's early still... how will I get my entertainment fix?   :popcorn:  Please   :beer:
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 09:44:53 PM
Are you all going to bed already?  It's early still... how will I get my entertainment fix?   :popcorn:  Please   :beer:

I am going to hit the feathers... niters!  :heart:
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: Gratiot on October 01, 2009, 09:48:59 PM
I am going to hit the feathers... niters!  :heart:

Me too, sigh...  Dream Lovely  :innocent: Dreams :uhsure:
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: jinxmchue on October 02, 2009, 10:48:43 AM
Need anyone to rub Vicks on your chest?  I'm really good at it.   :naughty:
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 02, 2009, 10:54:03 AM
Is there an easy way to get rhino semen out of silk and what is the average length of time before an unweighted body floats to the surface of a lake?


I'm asking for a friend.

Acetone, and 36-60 hours, depending on how much they liked Mexican food.  Or so I hear.   :uhsure:
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 02, 2009, 09:47:12 PM
Need anyone to rub Vicks on your chest?  I'm really good at it.   :naughty:

that sounds delightful!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: RobJohnson on October 03, 2009, 05:29:52 AM
Need anyone to rub Vicks on your chest?  I'm really good at it.   :naughty:

Who is Vick?


 :lmao:
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: RobJohnson on October 03, 2009, 05:31:03 AM
I want to know if anyone here is going as Obama for Halloween?

Kids should not wear dark costumes on halloween, safety 101.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: vesta111 on October 03, 2009, 06:50:41 AM
How long does it take for a person who decides to become a vegetarian to stop farting in public.?

Why do people have pubic hair.?

Why can't men sit down to pee in their own homes.?

Why is it that people used to eat in the house and crap outside and now eat outside and crap in the house.?

KIDS, why can't they be like we were perfect in every way, whats the matter with kids today.

Why do woman shave their legs and pits yet let the hair grow on their face.?

Why do men that find they are growing man boobs not go on a diet.?

Why are most weight lifters Gay.?

Why do woman that try on clothing before they buy them consider them bran new when 30 other woman may have tried them on their body's.?

Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: jinxmchue on October 03, 2009, 08:17:58 AM
Who is Vick?


 :lmao:

Me, if she's letting me rub things on her chest!
Title: Re: Are there any questions?
Post by: jinxmchue on October 03, 2009, 08:19:01 AM
How long does it take for a person who decides to become a vegetarian to stop farting in public.?

Why do people have pubic hair.?

Why can't men sit down to pee in their own homes.?

Why is it that people used to eat in the house and crap outside and now eat outside and crap in the house.?

KIDS, why can't they be like we were perfect in every way, whats the matter with kids today.

Why do woman shave their legs and pits yet let the hair grow on their face.?

Why do men that find they are growing man boobs not go on a diet.?

Why are most weight lifters Gay.?

Why do woman that try on clothing before they buy them consider them bran new when 30 other woman may have tried them on their body's.?



You are weird, and I like that.