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Title: A Word About Moles at DU
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 30, 2009, 05:46:13 PM
I just got done reading the thread with armyofwalgreens dismissing the condemnations Jeff Shouey, rapist-murderer of Jessica Lunsford.

DUmmies say some pretty outrageous shit and at times it is fun to goad them on...I know because I too have a mole and have had tremendous fun watching someone get banned.

Nonetheless, as sick as that place is I would hope nobody would put forth through their mole any shit as sick as what AOW is putting out. Don't defend Polanski, don't defend pedos, etc. There is plenty of diseased ideations there without any of us adding to that pestilence. Some shit is siomply far too sick to make light of even through the voice of a mole.

I hope y'all understand what I'm aiming at here.
Title: Re: A Word About Moles at DU
Post by: Chris_ on September 30, 2009, 06:09:42 PM
Tell asdf...it's his mole.  :innocent: :-)
Title: Re: A Word About Moles at DU
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 30, 2009, 06:36:25 PM
DUmp cred is DUmp cred.

You just have to deal with it.
Title: Re: A Word About Moles at DU
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on September 30, 2009, 06:59:20 PM
I just got done reading the thread with armyofwalgreens dismissing the condemnations Jeff Shouey, rapist-murderer of Jessica Lunsford.

DUmmies say some pretty outrageous shit and at times it is fun to goad them on...I know because I too have a mole and have had tremendous fun watching someone get banned.

Nonetheless, as sick as that place is I would hope nobody would put forth through their mole any shit as sick as what AOW is putting out. Don't defend Polanski, don't defend pedos, etc. There is plenty of diseased ideations there without any of us adding to that pestilence. Some shit is siomply far too sick to make light of even through the voice of a mole.

I hope y'all understand what I'm aiming at here.
It's not one of mine MSB! That's a little too out there for me!
Title: Re: A Word About Moles at DU
Post by: franksolich on September 30, 2009, 07:18:54 PM
My mole is impeccably polite, and maintains a low profile.

My mole has been around for ages; it first belonged to a bona fide member of Skins's island, and then was passed on to me during Doug's stupid ex-wife's scam some years ago, as the member was disgusted with what was going on.

As such, my mole never had to establish credibility, already having it.

My mole exists for the purpose of collecting information about primitives via personal messages on Skins's island, not for publicly posting comments to stir the primitives up.

That's probably why my fellow alum Skins leaves my mole alone; my mole doesn't cause any problems for him.
Title: Re: A Word About Moles at DU
Post by: USA4ME on September 30, 2009, 10:30:49 PM
I have no mole.  They come up with enough goofy stuff on their own without needing to be encouraged.

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Title: Re: A Word About Moles at DU
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 01, 2009, 04:35:03 AM
I have no mole.  They come up with enough goofy stuff on their own without needing to be encouraged.

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Ditto.  I see enough moonbattery on a daily basis in Albany without having to go over there and get my clothes all messed up . . . and have to take a chemical decontamination shower.
Title: Re: A Word About Moles at DU
Post by: lastparker on October 01, 2009, 11:22:49 AM
My mole has a post count of two.  I'm always having to talk my mole down from attacking people like army-o-jackass.
Title: Re: A Word About Moles at DU
Post by: TheSarge on October 01, 2009, 11:24:24 AM
My mole has a post count of two.  I'm always having to talk my mole down from attacking people like army-o-jackass.

Idiots like that...who believe there is no right and wrong only millions of shades of gray are some of the worst DUmmies out there
Title: Re: A Word About Moles at DU
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 01, 2009, 11:31:41 AM
My mole has a post count of two.  I'm always having to talk my mole down from attacking people like army-o-jackass.
You need to post "k+r" a few hundred times, go to the Lounge and ask people about their favorite chewing
gum, and make some two-word posts like "screw Baucus". Always add lots and lots of those stupid emoticons.
Title: Re: A Word About Moles at DU
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 01, 2009, 03:10:35 PM
No mole at DU.
Title: Re: A Word About Moles at DU
Post by: NHSparky on October 01, 2009, 03:34:57 PM
1st RULE: You do not talk about MOLE CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about MOLE CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out, or locks the thread, the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two moles to a fight.

5th RULE: One flame war at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes--Cheetos and posting in your underwear.  Stay in character.

7th RULE: Moles and threads will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first mole at MOLE CLUB, you HAVE to post at least 10 times and avoid the tombstone.


Title: Re: A Word About Moles at DU
Post by: Tucker on October 02, 2009, 06:15:10 AM
My mole is on ignore buy 3/4 of the DUmp. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: A Word About Moles at DU
Post by: franksolich on October 02, 2009, 06:48:35 AM
My mole is on ignore buy 3/4 of the DUmp. :evillaugh:

My mole is easy to detect, if one wishes to take the time and trouble.

However, as my mole doesn't cause my fellow alum Skins any problems, and I'm sure he and the elusive enigmatic Elad know who my mole is, my mole is left alone.

My mole already had a high post count by the time it was given to me, in mid-2005, during Doug's ex-wife's stupid stunt, and so I haven't really had to establish credibility among the primitives.

However, because my nature tends to be cautious and conservative, my mole assiduously avoids PoP, getting information through personal messages about them (the PoP) from, usually, the unterprimitiven, the faceless lynch mob.

My mole can be detected by process of elimination.

In the first place, I never sign on to Skins's island from this, my own personal computer; of course I get out the boat and row over there from here to observe the primitives, but I never sign on from here.

If there is a compelling reason for my mole to sign on, I get into the motor vehicle and drive over to the house of a computer geek, whose set-up lies about ISP (internet service provider) numbers.

And so the process of elimination.

If one wishes to detect my mole, one has to exclude all ISP numbers emanating from the state of Nebraska; that cuts the field down.

And then by "searching," one excludes all long-time primitives who have ever mentioned Clare Boothe Luce, Nebraska, bison, or Norway; my mole is very careful to never mention things that can possibly be linked to franksolich.

And so there one has it.
Title: Re: A Word About Moles at DU
Post by: djones520 on October 02, 2009, 06:51:39 AM
I've been IP banned.  Common sense is to scary for them over there.
Title: Re: A Word About Moles at DU
Post by: Tucker on October 02, 2009, 06:52:30 AM
My mole is easy to detect, if one wishes to take the time and trouble.

However, as my mole doesn't cause my fellow alum Skins any problems, and I'm sure he and the elusive enigmatic Elad know who my mole is, my mole is left alone.

My mole already had a high post count by the time it was given to me, in mid-2005, during Doug's ex-wife's stupid stunt, and so I haven't really had to establish credibility among the primitives.

However, because my nature tends to be cautious and conservative, my mole assiduously avoids PoP, getting information through personal messages about them (the PoP) from, usually, the unterprimitiven, the faceless lynch mob.

My mole can be detected by process of elimination.

In the first place, I never sign on to Skins's island from this, my own personal computer; of course I get out the boat and row over there from here to observe the primitives, but I never sign on from here.

If there is a compelling reason for my mole to sign on, I get into the motor vehicle and drive over to the house of a computer geek, whose set-up lies about ISP (internet service provider) numbers.

And so the process of elimination.

If one wishes to detect my mole, one has to exclude all ISP numbers emanating from the state of Nebraska; that cuts the field down.

And then by "searching," one excludes all long-time primitives who have ever mentioned Clare Boothe Luce, Nebraska, bison, or Norway; my mole is very careful to never mention things that can possibly be linked to franksolich.

And so there one has it.

I have a good idea who you are.
Title: Re: A Word About Moles at DU
Post by: franksolich on October 02, 2009, 06:59:03 AM
I have a good idea who you are.

Well, and then there's more information.

I respect my sources on Skins's island; even if we have a parting of ways--which happens about 90-99% of the time--myself being a practitioner of good clean sportsmanship, I just write it off and thereafter ignore the primitive altogether, no hard feelings.

I'm not sure if anyone's noticed this, but there are certain primitives franksolich never quotes, never mentions, acts as if they don't exist.  Never makes fun of them.

This is because the past four and a half years, certain primitives have been invaluable sources of information, and even though we don't get along any more, there's that good clean sportsmanship that compels franksolich to just leave them alone.
Title: Re: A Word About Moles at DU
Post by: Tucker on October 02, 2009, 07:06:40 AM
I try and not reply to the same thread at both places.
Title: Re: A Word About Moles at DU
Post by: franksolich on October 02, 2009, 07:24:36 AM
I try and not reply to the same thread at both places.

You know, that's the story behind Pedro Picasso.

I had contact with Pedro Picasso when he showed up at our old home (i.e., as franksolich), and then shortly thereafter, cursory contact with Pedro Picasso (my mole) on Skins's island.

I am a mellow, laid-back, relaxed, indulgent, tolerant sort of person, and was just idly curious if Pedro Picasso could be of some use to me, nothing more than that.  If it didn't work out, it didn't work out, and no hard feelings, and Pedro Picasso would have thereafter gone utterly unnoticed by franksolich, left in peace and quiet.

But Pedro Picasso hung himself with his own arrogance; he acted as if I didn't matter.

Not a good thing to do.

And the rest is history.

There's a lesson in this for the primitives; if someone offers a hand of friendship, best to take it.  Now, 90-99% of the time, it doesn't work out, and both parties go their separate ways, thereafter utterly ignorant of each other's existence.

But one should always take a proffered hand of friendship, and then judge.