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Title: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 30, 2009, 03:20:11 PM
I present to you Maddie Albright's firm breasts.

In her own words.

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Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Wineslob on September 30, 2009, 04:06:18 PM
DO NOT WANT
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on September 30, 2009, 04:15:55 PM
DO NOT WANT


(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Kitty%20Wigs/463969.jpg)


 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Chris_ on September 30, 2009, 04:25:26 PM
EWWWWWWW
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: bijou on September 30, 2009, 04:56:22 PM
I don't have any mind bleach handy so I didn't click the play button.   :lmao:
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 30, 2009, 04:58:54 PM
You gotta click! She reminded me of Dr. Evil when she asked the news dude to give her a hug.  :-)
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: BEG on September 30, 2009, 04:58:58 PM
Gag
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on September 30, 2009, 04:59:50 PM
 :ohnoes: :ohnoes:


Dang u Shade.


 :lmao:
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on September 30, 2009, 05:04:20 PM
Roberts prolly got a woody.


 :loser2:
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: LC EFA on September 30, 2009, 05:13:11 PM
(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j191/lc_efa/uploads/unseen_large.jpg)

Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: bijou on September 30, 2009, 05:15:48 PM
You gotta click! She reminded me of Dr. Evil when she asked the news dude to give her a hug.  :-)

It was every bit as appalling as I had imagined.  :rotf:
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 30, 2009, 06:06:35 PM
Isn't Maddie delicious?  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: jtyangel on September 30, 2009, 06:14:18 PM
You lured me in under false pretenses :hammer: :hammer: :bawl:

 :-)
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: jinxmchue on September 30, 2009, 06:28:50 PM
I demand Schade balance out the horror of this topic with a different topic.
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: ReardenSteel on September 30, 2009, 06:33:18 PM
You lured me in under false pretenses :hammer: :hammer: :bawl:

 :-)

Given the thread title that post nearly made me spit Sprite all over my keyboard. + a little hard cough fit.  :rotf:
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Eupher on September 30, 2009, 06:47:41 PM
Her hair looked like the pile of stuff I get after I comb Belle, our golden retriever.

Ugly goes all the way to the bone on that one.
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: asdf2231 on September 30, 2009, 08:17:19 PM
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/shortbus/carey_gag_1.gif)

Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: asdf2231 on September 30, 2009, 08:18:02 PM
Oh...


AND
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/shortbus/Kill_it_with_fire_scorpio.gif)
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: vesta111 on October 01, 2009, 08:19:48 AM
 Actually I enjoyed that story from an older woman.  It was one of those things Grandma will tell her family about when she is old enough to see the humor of it.

Just goes to show the side of her that is funny and full of life  Memoir's of a diplomat are so freak en dull most times but hers are well worth reading I would think.
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 08:41:10 AM
Actually I enjoyed that story from an older woman.  It was one of those things Grandma will tell her family about when she is old enough to see the humor of it.

Just goes to show the side of her that is funny and full of life  Memoir's of a diplomat are so freak en dull most times but hers are well worth reading I would think.

Maybe someday we will hear about Bill's crooked crank... oh wait, we already have.  :lmao:
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: mamacags on October 01, 2009, 09:39:32 AM
OHHOLYCRAP NOOOOOOOOOOO WTF!?!??!??!?!! What's next, Janet Reno's vajay?
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 10:09:17 AM
OHHOLYCRAP NOOOOOOOOOOO WTF!?!??!??!?!! What's next, Janet Reno's vajay?

I need brain bleach.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: NHSparky on October 01, 2009, 11:12:21 AM
Maybe we can put up that Hustler pictorial of Helen Thomas while we're at it.
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Wineslob on October 01, 2009, 11:15:33 AM
I demand Schade balance out the horror of this topic with a different topic. Preferably her boobiez.








 :-)
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 12:20:55 PM
You'll never catch me bragging about my boobiez. I mean they're not bad and kind of soft..... but firm they are not.  :naughty:

Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Eupher on October 01, 2009, 01:48:02 PM
You'll never catch me bragging about my boobiez. I mean they're not bad and kind of soft..... but firm they are not.  :naughty:



Mebbe so, but it's all a matter of perception. One person's "soft" may be another person's "firm". It might just boil down to multiple sampling opportunities....... :-)
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 03:04:17 PM
Mebbe so, but it's all a matter of perception. One person's "soft" may be another person's "firm". It might just boil down to multiple sampling opportunities....... :-)

They are 100% natural... as is everything about me.  :-)
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Eupher on October 01, 2009, 03:06:16 PM
They are 100% natural... as is everything about me.  :-)

"Natural" doesn't equate to "soft" and "firm" necessarily.

Personally, I favor the firm variety - but they gotta be real, too.    :uhsure:           
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: rich_t on October 01, 2009, 03:42:01 PM
"Natural" doesn't equate to "soft" and "firm" necessarily.

Personally, I favor the firm variety - but they gotta be real, too.    :uhsure:           

I like firm, but with a little bit of bounce.
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on October 01, 2009, 04:30:49 PM
They are 100% natural... as is everything about me.  :-)

 :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 05:03:34 PM
"Natural" doesn't equate to "soft" and "firm" necessarily.

Personally, I favor the firm variety - but they gotta be real, too.    :uhsure:            

My medical records actually state that I have dense breasts, thus necessitating the need for MRI technology over mammograms.... how's that for firm!  :-)

Not that I want to talk about my firm supple breasts.... but yanno.  :uhsure:

And to think that information could be used against me if Obamacare gets passed.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 05:04:07 PM
:naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

Where have ya been hidin?
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Crazy Horse on October 01, 2009, 05:09:58 PM
Not that I want to talk about my firm supple breasts...or anything else about me.... but yanno.  :uhsure:

Fixored
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 05:11:36 PM
Fixored

How about we talk about Schade givin Crazy Horse a bare-butt spankin? hemmmm? :hyper:
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Crazy Horse on October 01, 2009, 05:23:45 PM
How about we talk about Schade givin Crazy Horse a bare-butt spankin? hemmmm? :hyper:

I'm all ears and stuff
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: asdf2231 on October 01, 2009, 05:30:07 PM
My medical records actually state that I have dense breasts, thus necessitating the need for MRI technology over mammograms.... how's that for firm!  :-)

Not that I want to talk about my firm supple breasts.... but yanno.  :uhsure:

And to think that information could be used against me if Obamacare gets passed.  :popcorn:

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/shortbus/fap.gif)

:-)
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 05:38:17 PM
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/shortbus/fap.gif)

:-)

Funniest gif ever.  :lmao:
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 05:38:58 PM
I'm all ears and stuff


.... and I am all whips and shackles and things....  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Crazy Horse on October 01, 2009, 05:50:20 PM
.... and I am all whips and shackles and things....  :evillaugh:


Hot damn............  :hyper:
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Hawkgirl on October 01, 2009, 09:00:44 PM
.... and I am all whips and shackles and things....  :evillaugh:
I'm not saying a word....

(http://i34.tinypic.com/24exkx1.jpg)
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 09:07:32 PM
I'm not saying a word....


Hilarious!  :rotf:

Oh and look how nice her hair is....  :-)
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: Wineslob on October 02, 2009, 09:54:52 AM
Nice...........a fap thread....................
Title: Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
Post by: jinxmchue on October 02, 2009, 11:22:39 AM
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/shortbus/carey_gag_1.gif)



Yeah.  That.