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Title: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: NHSparky on September 30, 2009, 11:09:29 AM
Meeoww! Miss Cougar California

By JENNA BRIAND
Updated 5:00 PM PDT, Tue, Sep 29, 2009

LINK (http://www.nbclosangeles.com/around-town/events/Meeoww-Miss-Cougar-California-62678892.html)

(too short to excerpt)

If you're over 40 and like younger men, 2009 is a good year to be on the prowl.

Never has Cougar-dom been more fashionable.

Not only has fall TV done its part in bringing sexy back to the of-a-certain-age set (with Courtney Cox's "Cougar Town" and Jenna Elfman's "Accidentally on Purpose"), but now Cougars are getting their very own convention.

Thanks to the May/December romance purveyors at iCougarDating.com, California's Cougars will have an assembly in their honor, and the chance to compete for a crown, too. iCougarDating bills itself as "the web's hottest Cougars hang out" and matches Cougars with potential "Cubs" -- or, younger, interested men.

The first-ever Miss Cougar California competition, which will be judged by Cubs, will take place at the California Cougar Convention on November 6 at the Crowne Plaza Beverly Hills.

The convention's keynote address will be delivered by Lucia, author of "Lucia's Lessons of Love" and will enforce the definition of today's Cougar as a woman with "glowing skin, shiny hair" and classy clothes. The "over-tanned" with "too much cleavage" need not apply.

Sound like you? Mark your calendar. And get ready to sharpen your claws.

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Oh, gawd.  Help me.
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: jtyangel on September 30, 2009, 11:16:31 AM
Is that all they got? Those 3 women in that picture? Ummm :p
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: NHSparky on September 30, 2009, 11:18:17 AM
Yeah, that's pretty much what I said, and at my age, Helen Thomas would find me too old for prowling.
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: BEG on September 30, 2009, 12:32:50 PM
LOL  Schade is much hotter than those women. 
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 30, 2009, 12:33:20 PM
I wonder if this has happened in the past and now we have a term for them.
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: thundley4 on September 30, 2009, 12:41:51 PM
LOL  Schade is much hotter than those women. 

Don't sell yourself short, you are too.  Most of the CC ladies are.  :suckup:
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on September 30, 2009, 12:46:18 PM
ugh! the dark haired one is ugly! The other two look like they're in their 50s!
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: jtyangel on September 30, 2009, 12:51:41 PM
LOL  Schade is much hotter than those women. 



As are you and heck, as a woman nearing 40, I'll throw myself in there too.  :p :-)
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: zeitgeist on September 30, 2009, 01:15:09 PM
Meeoww! Miss Cougar California

By JENNA BRIAND
Updated 5:00 PM PDT, Tue, Sep 29, 2009

LINK (http://www.nbclosangeles.com/around-town/events/Meeoww-Miss-Cougar-California-62678892.html)

(too short to excerpt)

If you're over 40 and like younger men, 2009 is a good year to be on the prowl.

Never has Cougar-dom been more fashionable.

Not only has fall TV done its part in bringing sexy back to the of-a-certain-age set (with Courtney Cox's "Cougar Town" and Jenna Elfman's "Accidentally on Purpose"), but now Cougars are getting their very own convention.

Thanks to the May/December romance purveyors at iCougarDating.com, California's Cougars will have an assembly in their honor, and the chance to compete for a crown, too. iCougarDating bills itself as "the web's hottest Cougars hang out" and matches Cougars with potential "Cubs" -- or, younger, interested men.

The first-ever Miss Cougar California competition, which will be judged by Cubs, will take place at the California Cougar Convention on November 6 at the Crowne Plaza Beverly Hills.

The convention's keynote address will be delivered by Lucia, author of "Lucia's Lessons of Love" and will enforce the definition of today's Cougar as a woman with "glowing skin, shiny hair" and classy clothes. The "over-tanned" with "too much cleavage" need not apply.

Sound like you? Mark your calendar. And get ready to sharpen your claws.

================================================================

Oh, gawd.  Help me.


If guilt from posting that link causes you to emulate King Lear :lmao:

(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/138/sporksull.jpg)

(always look for genuine titanium) :rotf:
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: BEG on September 30, 2009, 01:28:52 PM
Don't sell yourself short, you are too.  Most of the CC ladies are.  :suckup:

Oh I don't sell myself short, I prefer men my age or older.   :p    :-* :-*
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 30, 2009, 02:14:50 PM


As are you and heck, as a woman nearing 40, I'll throw myself in there too.  :p :-)

A BEG/Shade/JtyAngel party... :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :-)
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: thundley4 on September 30, 2009, 02:15:37 PM
Oh I don't sell myself short, I prefer men my age or older.   :p    :-* :-*

I wasn't meaning about being a cougar, but about being better looking that the women in the "cougar contest".
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: BEG on September 30, 2009, 02:21:18 PM
I wasn't meaning about being a cougar, but about being better looking that the women in the "cougar contest".

You are good.....  :-*
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 30, 2009, 02:44:26 PM
Oh I don't sell myself short, I prefer men my age or older.   :p    :-* :-*

Do u like crotchety old men?  :lmao:
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: thundley4 on September 30, 2009, 02:57:37 PM
You are good.....  :-*
:-) I try. :)
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: debk on September 30, 2009, 05:09:10 PM
ugh! the dark haired one is ugly! The other two look like they're in their 50s!


AHEM!!!!!

And just what is wrong with women in their 50's?

 :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: BEG on September 30, 2009, 05:28:18 PM
Do u like crotchety old men?  :lmao:

Where did I say crotchety old men?  I just like men who don't still drink from juice boxes.   :p
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 30, 2009, 06:04:28 PM
Where did I say crotchety old men?  I just like men who don't still drink from juice boxes.   :p

It was the best I could come up with on short notice.   :p
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 30, 2009, 06:05:19 PM

AHEM!!!!!

And just what is wrong with women in their 50's?

 :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

Kick his ass.  :evillaugh:

I am on your heels babe!
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: jtyangel on September 30, 2009, 06:08:07 PM
A BEG/Shade/JtyAngel party... :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :-)


That's kind of like the apocalypse--often forecast and planned for, but never quite seems to happen.  :-)
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: jtyangel on September 30, 2009, 06:08:50 PM
Kick his ass.  :evillaugh:

I am on your heels babe!

Poor Toast. :bawl:


 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: Ree on September 30, 2009, 06:18:43 PM
ugh! the dark haired one is ugly! The other two look like they're in their 50s!

AHEM!!!!!

And just what is wrong with women in their 50's?

 :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
Smack him once for me....
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on September 30, 2009, 06:20:20 PM

AHEM!!!!!

And just what is wrong with women in their 50's?

 :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
Nothing deb....I thought those women were trying to pass off as being in their 40s is all! :-)
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: debk on October 01, 2009, 08:12:34 AM
Nothing deb....I thought those women were trying to pass off as being in their 40s is all! :-)


still not a good save!!!

I am soon to be 57 and have been told I look like I'm in my 40's....course they were wearing inch thick glasses ...but that's beside the point.  :-)
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 01, 2009, 08:34:46 AM

still not a good save!!!

I am soon to be 57 and have been told I look like I'm in my 40's....course they were wearing inch thick glasses ...but that's beside the point.  :-)
My apologies Deb! I was merely saying that those women in their 50s on that particular site could never hold a candle to the fine red headed lady who looks to still be 29 on this one! :-)
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 08:42:23 AM
My apologies Deb! I was merely saying that those women in their 50s on that particular site could never hold a candle to the fine red headed lady who looks to still be 29 on this one! :-)

Birthday Boy is throwin a Hail Mary.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2009, 08:45:50 AM
Deb this happens when you're too hot for others perception of your age group. It's a tough to be on top of the heap.  :-)
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 01, 2009, 08:47:12 AM
Birthday Boy is throwin a Hail Mary.  :evillaugh:
And here's the 2 point conversion.... :-)[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfPZQBWa5k[/youtube]
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: zeitgeist on October 01, 2009, 08:53:03 AM
Well, not all forty year old Cougars look the same.  :-)

Sometimes they look like this,

(http://images02.olx.com/ui/3/13/02/43931102_1.jpg)

While others look like this.

(http://image.mustangandfords.com/f/8680259+w750+st0/127_0305_1z+1969_Mercury_Cougar_Convertible+Front_Driver_Side.jpg)

It all depends on how well they are treated I guess. :rotf:


Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: debk on October 01, 2009, 10:03:09 AM
My apologies Deb! I was merely saying that those women in their 50s on that particular site could never hold a candle to the fine red headed lady who looks to still be 29 on this one! :-)

And here's the 2 point conversion.... :-)[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfPZQBWa5k[/youtube]


You are such a quick learner!!!  :evillaugh:


Happy Birthday, Darlin'.... :blowkiss: :blowkiss: :blowkiss:


Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 01, 2009, 10:26:46 AM

You are such a quick learner!!!  :evillaugh:


Happy Birthday, Darlin'.... :blowkiss: :blowkiss: :blowkiss:



Lol! thank you deb! :-)
Title: Re: Meeoww! Miss Cougar California
Post by: Wineslob on October 01, 2009, 11:25:00 AM
Well, not all forty year old Cougars look the same.  :-)

Sometimes they look like this,

(http://images02.olx.com/ui/3/13/02/43931102_1.jpg)






Well, now, that there looks to be rode hard and put away wet.