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Title: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: Lauri on February 29, 2008, 11:12:05 AM
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puerco-bellies  Thu Feb-28-08 06:06 PM
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Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job

No more surfbum/jewelery maker, have my coffee at the crack of noon days. I left my former firm a year and a half ago and I have had it pretty easy since then. I was hoping that my jewelry making could generate enough moo-la before my little cash stash ran out. I wasn't even close.

The last two days I've been interviewing for a financial adviser position. I got a call today that I made the cut and tomorrow I start preping for my series 65 exam, shortly followed by a series 7 exam.

Now I'm back in the finance industry, and my new company is a white shirt and tie, w/ black wingtip shoe type corporation. At least I won't be trading commodities any more.

:cry:

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  supernova 
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6. Dude, I might be joining you back in Corporate America TM.

I had a telephone interview for a tech writing job on Tuesday.... now it's just a matter of funding it. The boss really liked me. I really liked her. I should know something in a couple of weeks.

The good news is I would get about a 13K pay raise.

So, I hear ya.

I'd love to bum around and just be a freelance novelist and playwright. Be my own boss and not have a care in the world. :cry:

:hug:

and most of the responses are like this..

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lost-in-nj
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10. I'm sorry you had to get a job....
   
:(
but congrats on getting one!!!!

maybe you'll win the lottery soon..... :)

ugh, the uniform sounds constricting.....



:hug: :hi:

 
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: bijou on February 29, 2008, 11:14:26 AM
Oh noes! Productive employment, what could be worse?  :rotf:
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: Lauri on February 29, 2008, 11:14:52 AM
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dicksteele 
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11. I've heard of such things, and it's always SADDER when it's someone I know.
   
Condolences, PB. :hug:



even California Peggy offered condolences to the OP ... geeze, i hope these idiots are kidding.
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: DixieBelle on February 29, 2008, 11:15:23 AM
If *** weren't fighting an illegal war, you wouldn't have to become a corporate slave again!!!!! Once President Obama brings the troops home, you'll be able to quit. /lunatic mode off
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: Lauri on February 29, 2008, 11:16:22 AM
Oh noes! Productive employment, what could be worse?  :rotf:


the guy is getting married (to a woman) in a month .. and he admits he didnt have the guts to 'live on love and ramen noodles'


i hope his lady friend knows what low expectations he has for his own life..
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: Rebel on February 29, 2008, 11:16:36 AM
Jewelry making.  :lmao:  roffles.
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: Lauri on February 29, 2008, 11:17:52 AM
If *** weren't fighting an illegal war, you wouldn't have to become a corporate slave again!!!!! Once President Obama brings the troops home, you'll be able to quit. /lunatic mode off



i wonder if his new job will force him into the "evil corporate raider' slot on DU ...? he's making money .. he is now part of the problem..
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: Rebel on February 29, 2008, 11:21:02 AM
How much do you guys wanna bet that jewelry consists of beads and hemp string?
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 29, 2008, 11:22:43 AM
How did they find jobs in this horrible Bush economy?
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: Lauri on February 29, 2008, 11:24:28 AM
How much do you guys wanna bet that jewelry consists of beads and hemp string?


he also wanted to be a surfer dude.. but here's your answer.. :-)

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puerco-bellies 
9. No worries Miss hw
   
I've got a kevlar kayak in mind and they don't come cheap. I was making a ducket here and there but I noticed that sales are off by nearly 50% or more over last year. I will not stop making jewelry, and a matter of fact I'm going to start making stuff for myself; A heavy squash blossom necklace, bolos, tie pins, cuff links, rings collar tips. You know, the usual Indian bling. Of course Alison demands her due so there will be no slacking off on the jewelry making. Umm.. I have a proven history of sneaking in a surf session during working hours now and then.. so I think I can make the adjustment.


hang ten buddy..  :popcorn:

Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: Lauri on February 29, 2008, 11:26:17 AM


who wants to bet on how long he keeps this job? after admitting he will sneak out to surf, and not cut off his pony tail... i'm thinking he doesnt really want to work.

of course, it will be everyone elses fault.. and not his.

we should keep an eye on this guy...


Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: Rebel on February 29, 2008, 11:27:59 AM
Ahh, so they finally figured it out. Hobbies cost money. Goods cost money. To GET that money you have to give up something you own, I.e., your time and work.

Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: Lauri on February 29, 2008, 11:30:45 AM
Ahh, so they finally figured it out. Hobbies cost money. Goods cost money. To GET that money you have to give up something you own, I.e., your time and work.




i'm not sure this OP has it figured out yet. he is by his own admission, 'long in the tooth' to be surfing, so i'm going to imagine he's at least in his early 30s..

i give him less than six months. then Alison will be upset she isnt getting enough indian jewelry bling .. and he'll be all put out with The Man and be back to beach bummin..
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: jukin on February 29, 2008, 11:47:57 AM
I feel sorry for the poor people that randomly get a DUmpmonkey for a financial adviser.  Kiss that nest egg goodbye. :bawl:
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: Splashdown on February 29, 2008, 11:50:03 AM
Anybody else find it ironic that an idiot who thought that it could sustain a savings while making jewelry is now going to be a financial advisor???????


 :thatsright: :rotf:
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: Lauri on February 29, 2008, 12:08:38 PM
Anybody else find it ironic that an idiot who thought that it could sustain a savings while making jewelry is now going to be a financial advisor???????


 :thatsright: :rotf:


yeah.. im going to downgrade my bet to three months  :-)
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: franksolich on February 29, 2008, 12:25:01 PM
Anybody else find it ironic that an idiot who thought that it could sustain a savings while making jewelry is now going to be a financial advisor???????


 :thatsright: :rotf:

I sort of wondered about that myself.
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: Airwolf on February 29, 2008, 12:57:44 PM
Jewelry making.  :lmao:  roffles.

I wonder if he's TiTs brother ?
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: BEG on February 29, 2008, 01:15:26 PM
Anybody else find it ironic that an idiot who thought that it could sustain a savings while making jewelry is now going to be a financial advisor???????


 :thatsright: :rotf:

LOL   :lmao:
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: lastparker on February 29, 2008, 01:48:21 PM
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puerco-bellies 
9. No worries Miss hw
   
I'm going to start making stuff for myself; A heavy squash blossom necklace.....

WTF????  Oy.
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: BEG on February 29, 2008, 01:55:06 PM
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puerco-bellies 
9. No worries Miss hw
   
I'm going to start making stuff for myself; A heavy squash blossom necklace.....

WTF????  Oy.

I gotta see that "heavy squash blossom necklace".
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: TheSarge on February 29, 2008, 02:09:43 PM

i wonder if his new job will force him into the "evil corporate raider' slot on DU ...? he's making money .. he is now part of the problem..

Wait til he's reminded of how much of his taxes are being taken out to pay the welfare checks of the rest of the DUmmies.

I wonder if he'll still bitch about the "rich not paying their fair share"?
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: Chris_ on February 29, 2008, 02:10:15 PM
Ahh, so they finally figured it out. Hobbies cost money. Goods cost money. To GET that money you have to give up something you own, I.e., your time and work.


All that will be a thing of the past under wither hussein or mrs. clinton.  After that, work is optional, you hang 10 when the waves are up, and endless booze, food and breaks.
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: Chris_ on February 29, 2008, 02:11:02 PM

i wonder if his new job will force him into the "evil corporate raider' slot on DU ...? he's making money .. he is now part of the problem..

Wait til he's reminded of how much of his taxes are being taken out to pay the welfare checks of the rest of the DUmmies.

I wonder if he'll still bitch about the "rich not paying their fair share"?

Yes, he will, because the libtard definition of "rich" is "anyone who makes more than me."
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 29, 2008, 06:37:34 PM
Jewelry making.  :lmao:  roffles.

The dipshit probably means twisting wire and stringing beads, not real designing, model-making, and casting incandescent metal then finishing it like yours truly.  Of course in my case I don't try to make a living at it, it pays its own costs plus a couple thou a year, and I have two real jobs that pay the bills.  Anyone wants to see my work, PM me and I'll send you the linky-dink.
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: Rebel on February 29, 2008, 06:40:13 PM
All that will be a thing of the past under wither hussein or mrs. clinton.  After that, work is optional, you hang 10 when the waves are up, and endless booze, food and breaks.

.....and Atlas will eventually shrug. Someone has to pay for all that shit. When the producers stop producing, and these ****ers starve to death, maybe they'll get the Damn picture.
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: Rebel on February 29, 2008, 06:42:47 PM
The dipshit probably means twisting wire and stringing beads, not real designing, model-making, and casting incandescent metal then finishing it like yours truly.  Of course in my case I don't try to make a living at it, it pays its own costs plus a couple thou a year, and I have two real jobs that pay the bills.  Anyone wants to see my work, PM me and I'll send you the linky-dink.

Oh, don't get me wrong, DT. I wasn't talking about jewelry-making in general, just what I assume is his version. I know a guy in Fairbanks, Alaska who buys gold and makes all kinds of nice necklaces and pendants. He also owns his own jewelry store right downtown on 2nd street. That is something that has a demand. I don't see too much demand for shit sold by hippies, unless of course, it's from other hippies.
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 29, 2008, 06:52:36 PM
Oh, don't get me wrong, DT. I wasn't talking about jewelry-making in general, just what I assume is his version. I know a guy in Fairbanks, Alaska who buys gold and makes all kinds of nice necklaces and pendants. He also owns his own jewelry store right downtown on 2nd street. That is something that has a demand. I don't see too much demand for shit sold by hippies, unless of course, it's from other hippies.

Yes, the world only needs so many beaded roach clips.
Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: Carl on February 29, 2008, 08:06:11 PM
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The good news is I would get about a 13K pay raise.

Ever notice that when they aren`t whining about how rough they have it they are bragging about how much money they make. :whatever:

Title: Re: Call me a Whaaa-bulance, I had to get a jobbie-job
Post by: Rebel on February 29, 2008, 10:09:45 PM
Yes, the world only needs so many beaded roach clips.

 :lmao: