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Title: WHAT?!?!? No sex and booze thread yet?
Post by: NHSparky on September 26, 2009, 09:44:06 PM
10:39 PM EDT on a Saturday night and I've yet to hear ONE tale of drunken sexual debauchery.

WTF has this board come to?

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Title: Re: WHAT?!?!? No sex and booze thread yet?
Post by: Chris_ on September 26, 2009, 09:58:07 PM
SHHHHHHHHH!!!! Shade and BEG are still in the middle of their evening oblations.  If you keep interrupting, we'll never have whirled peas.

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Title: Re: WHAT?!?!? No sex and booze thread yet?
Post by: NHSparky on September 26, 2009, 10:30:09 PM
Screw that--I'm wasting a good beer buzz on Schade's absent "bulges".  There is NO GOD, I tell you!
Title: Re: WHAT?!?!? No sex and booze thread yet?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 26, 2009, 10:46:48 PM
Just curious here...and I think I know...you're the dude who I accepted as a facebook friend, right?
Title: Re: WHAT?!?!? No sex and booze thread yet?
Post by: NHSparky on September 26, 2009, 10:51:51 PM
Just curious here...and I think I know...you're the dude who I accepted as a facebook friend, right?

Oh, but there have been so many, I know--and yeah, I've accepted a number this week, including you.  Thanks.
Title: Re: WHAT?!?!? No sex and booze thread yet?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 26, 2009, 11:08:14 PM
Oh, but there have been so many, I know--and yeah, I've accepted a number this week, including you.  Thanks.

You added me, man!!!!!!!!!!!

My girlfriend said you looked hot, so take that for what it's worth. :-)
Title: Re: WHAT?!?!? No sex and booze thread yet?
Post by: asdf2231 on September 27, 2009, 12:22:43 AM
You added me, man!!!!!!!!!!!

My girlfriend said you looked hot, so take that for what it's worth. :-)

Well compared to the hairy, knuckle walking cave man she usually has to haul around on her arm...


*runs like hell*
Title: Re: WHAT?!?!? No sex and booze thread yet?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 27, 2009, 12:35:22 AM
Well compared to the hairy, knuckle walking cave man she usually has to haul around on her arm...


*runs like hell*

I'm so kicking your ass, asdf!  I got married in your state, and I'm a big fan.  Not of you, of course, but the state. :hammer: :-)
Title: Re: WHAT?!?!? No sex and booze thread yet?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 27, 2009, 12:41:00 AM
My apologies...I meant to start a Friday happy hour thread, but I was hurrying to actually go to Happy Hour.
Title: Re: WHAT?!?!? No sex and booze thread yet?
Post by: Celtic Rose on September 27, 2009, 12:53:14 AM
I see this is a testosterone filled thread. 
Title: Re: WHAT?!?!? No sex and booze thread yet?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 27, 2009, 01:01:01 AM
I see this is a testosterone filled thread. 

Ladies are welcome, especially you west coast gals!
Title: Re: WHAT?!?!? No sex and booze thread yet?
Post by: Celtic Rose on September 27, 2009, 01:20:55 AM
Ladies are welcome, especially you west coast gals!

Glad to hear it  :-)
Title: Re: WHAT?!?!? No sex and booze thread yet?
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 27, 2009, 08:52:29 AM
Sorry I missed all the festivities last night, but I was partaking in festivities of my own. A glorious wedding weekend in Mpls for my baby brother. I have officially become a member of the 10pm crowd - just didn't have the steam to party till dawn.  :-)
Title: Re: WHAT?!?!? No sex and booze thread yet?
Post by: bijou on September 27, 2009, 09:05:54 AM
I'm so kicking your ass, asdf!  I got married in your state, and I'm a big fan.  Not of you, of course, but the state. :hammer: :-)
Aren't we all fans? Wisconsin, #1 for cheese and cannibalistic serial killers, what's not to like?   :-)
Title: Re: WHAT?!?!? No sex and booze thread yet?
Post by: NHSparky on September 27, 2009, 09:14:50 AM
You added me, man!!!!!!!!!!!

My girlfriend said you looked hot, so take that for what it's worth. :-)

She got a sister?  And I don't look so "hot" right now.  My hair is cut super-short (think damn near shaved) and I let my beard grow out to where my co-workers are calling it a "chin 'fro", or telling me I look like a Taliban fighter.  Think of my avatar with the beard only a bit shorter and the top of the head MUCH shorter, like the initial cut you got in boot camp.
Title: Re: WHAT?!?!? No sex and booze thread yet?
Post by: NHSparky on September 27, 2009, 09:15:41 AM
I see this is a testosterone filled thread. 

Not anymore.  How YOU doin?  :naughty:
Title: Re: WHAT?!?!? No sex and booze thread yet?
Post by: Celtic Rose on September 27, 2009, 09:52:58 AM
Not anymore.  How YOU doin?  :naughty:

I'm just dandy  ;)