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Title: Suicide bummer
Post by: bijou on September 25, 2009, 03:10:53 AM: Quote
A SUICIDE bomber tried to kill a Saudi prince by detonating TNT hidden up his BACKSIDE.
Fanatic Abdullah Hassan Tali al-Asiri, 23, blew himself up - but his intended victim escaped with minor injuries.

Last night astonished experts admitted: "We've never heard of anything quite like this before." The target was the head of the security service in Saudi Arabia, Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef.

Extremist Al-Asiri, who was on a local "Most Wanted" list, tricked his way into a meeting with him by saying he was turning his back on terror. ...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2646557/Suicide-bomber-hid-explosives-up-his-backside.html

The Sun has such great headlines. :-)
Title: Re: Suicide bummer
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 25, 2009, 03:55:18 AM: I'd call that a mega-fart.......and I hope it gave Barney Frank ideas.
Title: Re: Suicide bummer
Post by: thundley4 on September 25, 2009, 04:19:16 AM: Talk about explosive diarrhea.
Title: Re: Suicide bummer
Post by: IassaFTots on September 25, 2009, 10:20:23 AM: Un-Holy CRAP!
Title: Re: Suicide bummer
Post by: Chris_ on September 25, 2009, 11:17:59 AM: Kind of redefines the phrase "This is stick up", don't it?
:-)
Title: Re: Suicide bummer
Post by: NHSparky on September 25, 2009, 11:36:08 AM: Oh, blow it our your ass, people.
Title: Re: Suicide bummer
Post by: Chris_ on September 25, 2009, 11:43:23 AM: Quote from: NHSparky on September 25, 2009, 11:36:08 AM
Oh, blow it our your ass, people.
That guy was getting really behind in his work.
Title: Re: Suicide bummer
Post by: IassaFTots on September 25, 2009, 11:55:12 AM: And now he is the butt of many jokes.
Title: Re: Suicide bummer
Post by: Chris_ on September 25, 2009, 11:58:04 AM: Quote from: IassaFTots on September 25, 2009, 11:55:12 AM
And now he is the butt of many jokes.
Hey, no more cracks like that one, okay?
Title: Re: Suicide bummer
Post by: jinxmchue on September 25, 2009, 12:47:31 PM: Pull my finger.
Title: Re: Suicide bummer
Post by: Chris_ on September 25, 2009, 12:57:36 PM: Quote from: jinxmchue on September 25, 2009, 12:47:31 PM
Pull my finger.
Some guys really get a bang out of their work.
Title: Re: Suicide bummer
Post by: asdf2231 on September 25, 2009, 09:52:02 PM: Rectum? You betcha it did!!
Title: Re: Suicide bummer
Post by: debk on September 26, 2009, 01:30:09 AM: guess a gerbil just didn't do it for him.... :uhsure:
Title: Re: Suicide bummer
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 26, 2009, 05:01:43 AM: I could make a joke here, but it would really stink . . .
Title: Re: Suicide bummer
Post by: jinxmchue on September 26, 2009, 09:51:43 AM: Quote from: debk on September 26, 2009, 01:30:09 AM
guess a gerbil just didn't do it for him.... :uhsure:

Lemmiwinks!
Title: Re: Suicide bummer
Post by: Chris_ on September 26, 2009, 07:38:26 PM: Quote from: asdf2231 on September 25, 2009, 09:52:02 PM
Rectum? You betcha it did!!
He thought he was going to be a part of the fifth colon.
Title: Re: Suicide bummer
Post by: jinxmchue on September 26, 2009, 08:23:03 PM: Last thing that went through his brain: his ass.
Title: Re: Suicide bummer
Post by: Chris_ on September 26, 2009, 08:43:20 PM: Quote from: jinxmchue on September 26, 2009, 08:23:03 PM
Last thing that went through his brain: his ass.
I guess he just never learned to turn the other cheek.