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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on September 24, 2009, 11:19:10 PM
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-24-09 10:32 PM
LENO's audience was LOUDLY cheering LIMBOsevic attacking the OBAMA agenda
LENO: "Are you a polarizing figure?"
sevic: "No. Everybody who listens to me agrees with me. OBAMA is a polarizing figure. He was
supposed to be post-race, post-partisanship..."
(later: ) (paraphrasing) "He's trying to inflict on us things we don't want...universal health
care, this, that..."
AND THERE WERE LOUD CHEERS!1
Later LENO said Medicare IS working, successful and the cheers were NOT so loud.
"Who would you like to see as president?"
"ME. But I don't want to take the pay cut."
After the little interview, LENO put him in an electric car "since he's such a GREEN!1" and set
him on an obstacle course, like miniature golf. One "obstacle" was a cardboard cut-out of Ed
BEGLEY, Jr, and another one, Al GORE. Supposedly he was supposed to be going for speed, to
beat Drew BARRYMORE's record.
LIMBOsevic passed by the BEGLEY cut-out, then HIT the GORE one, hardee-har-har. Then he
stopped, backed-up and hit the GORE a second time, then went around the course and hit
the BEGLEY. Har har. His score was dead last.
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I never watch any of the late night talk shows, but I wish I'd seen this one.
Arkana (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-24-09 11:01 PM
15. Amen. Hell, if they dug Johnny's corpse out of the ground
and propped it up in a chair on the Tonight Show set, he wouldn't let subhuman filth like
Limbaugh on his show.
RoccoR5955 (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-24-09 10:35 PM
3. I can't believe that windbag. He's such a bloviating bag of hot bovine fecal matter.
I think that the audience cheered him, because they were being coached. I cannot believe that
people actually believe his propaganda.
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jgraz (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-24-09 10:35 PM
4. I'm planning a schadenfreudapalooza when this POS of a show is cancelled.
Has Leno EVER been funny?
I thought that's what they did in The Lounge on this site.
Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-24-09 10:49 PM
13. No, he hasn't. And I give the show 6 months maximum, and then he'll be gone forever.
He'll be so toxic, no one will touch him, except maybe the occasional guest shot to get insulted
on Space Ghost, assuming that's even still on.
Next week, he'll host Yugo, and they'll think he's great.
Creena (478 posts) Thu Sep-24-09 10:36 PM
5. Suck it, Leno.
I never liked the guy and watch Dave instead.
Iam so old, I remember when David Letterman was funny, before he turned into a smug
leftwing asshole.
lifesbeautifulmagic (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-24-09 10:38 PM
7. not to worry
they are know to pack the audience with people sympathetic to the guest. Druggie Limbo is
not well liked, and doesn't do live tv unless is sure that the crowd is with him.
He's not well-liked by how many tens of millions of listeners?
gateley (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-24-09 10:40 PM
8. Yeah, who else would stand in line for tickets except Limbaugh fans?
Sebastian Doyle (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-24-09 10:42 PM
9. Well, at least we know what RimJob spent his latest "freepathon" proceeds on.
...bussing his entire trailer park from Fresno down to the NBC studios.
Well, you have to admit it's a better way to spend the money than sending it to
Bev Harris or the Round Dead Red Queer.
Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-24-09 10:44 PM
10. Uh, WHO would WILLINGLY go to see Limbaugh?
That audience was filled to the rafters with freeps and teabggers.
rurallib (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-24-09 10:45 PM
Response to Original message
11. Now for balance Jay will bring on ..... Laura Ingraham
lunatica (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-24-09 10:46 PM
12. That's what happens when you advertise who your guests are going to be
What liberal would want to go to what amounts to another teaparty town hall?
I would spend my time in much more constructive ways.
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These people have way too much time on their hands. These people are nothing but intolerant bigots
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"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France." —Jay Leno
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"Did you see the new bomb the government came up with? It weights 21,000 pounds. The Air Force tested this bomb in Florida and the bomb blast was so strong at Disneyworld 25 French tourists surrendered." —Jay Leno
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"According to the Pentagon today, secret surrender negotiations are now underway with key Iraqi military officials. That's what the Pentagon said: We're in secret negotiations, so for God sakes, don't tell anyone. ... What we're doing basically is giving these key Iraqi military officials instructions on how to surrender. See, this is where we could have used the French." —Jay Leno
"After what they say was an exhaustive investigation, the Defense Minister of France said today that Osama bin Laden is either still in hiding in Afghanistan, he may have escaped to Pakistan, or he may be dead. Hey, France, thanks a lot. We'll take it from here. Hard to believe they were invaded twice." —Jay Leno
"Finally, this week the French soldiers have showed up in Afghanistan. Figures — just like the French to show up after the hard work has been done." —Jay Leno
I'm no comedy expert, but I'd say that's funnier than anything Letterman's said in the past decade.
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Letterman was always funniest making fun of himself. Like when he does the skits sitting on the couch, drinking beer, eating chips and looks a total slob. Usually this had something to do with watching sports on TV or something.
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google
david letterman funny 1.4 million returns
davis letterman not funny 383,000
jay leno funny 1.68 million returns
jay leno not funny 494,000
This is Timmay Geithner research style
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I love it when the DUmmies have a bit of reality forced on them inside their echo chamber.
Note to DUmmies...Carson would never have had a political figure like Obama or clinton...or Reagan for that matter on his show...he was more professional than that.
Something his former protoge Letterman should take note of.
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-24-09 10:32 PM
LENO's audience was LOUDLY cheering LIMBOsevic attacking the OBAMA agenda
LENO: "Are you a polarizing figure?"
sevic: "No. Everybody who listens to me agrees with me. OBAMA is a polarizing figure. He was
supposed to be post-race, post-partisanship..."
(later: ) (paraphrasing) "He's trying to inflict on us things we don't want...universal health
care, this, that..."
AND THERE WERE LOUD CHEERS!1
Later LENO said Medicare IS working, successful and the cheers were NOT so loud.
"Who would you like to see as president?"
"ME. But I don't want to take the pay cut."
After the little interview, LENO put him in an electric car "since he's such a GREEN!1" and set
him on an obstacle course, like miniature golf. One "obstacle" was a cardboard cut-out of Ed
BEGLEY, Jr, and another one, Al GORE. Supposedly he was supposed to be going for speed, to
beat Drew BARRYMORE's record.
LIMBOsevic passed by the BEGLEY cut-out, then HIT the GORE one, hardee-har-har. Then he
stopped, backed-up and hit the GORE a second time, then went around the course and hit
the BEGLEY. Har har. His score was dead last.
This PERSON seems to HAVE a PROBLEM with typing LAST names and RANDOM words in UPPERCASE.
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Oh for goodness sake are they stupid.
DUmmies,I would suspect that every appearance on one of these shows is advertised and publicized well in advance so fans can have a chance to buy a ticket.
Rush will likely have a lot of supporters in the audience,a lib the same.
There is no dark,mysterious and sinister plot at hand,sheesh.
These pompous idiots claim to be the most intelligent among us and therefore qualified to lecture and set policy yet anytime given a chance they show that even the simplest things in life are beyond their comprehension.
They will never be anything but worthless,hopeless and useless. :censored:
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Oh for goodness sake are they stupid.
DUmmies,I would suspect that every appearance on one of these shows is advertised and publicized well in advance so fans can have a chance to buy a ticket.
Rush will likely have a lot of supporters in the audience,a lib the same.
There is no dark,mysterious and sinister plot at hand,sheesh.
These pompous idiots claim to be the most intelligent among us and therefore qualified to lecture and set policy yet anytime given a chance they show that even the simplest things in life are beyond their comprehension.
They will never be anything but worthless,hopeless and useless. :censored:
Tickets to TV show tapings are free. They are also very random. Like if I were to plan a trip to southern California and I wanted to attend a taping of The Jay Leno Show, I would have to take ticket available with the concurring dates. It is pretty much certain I would have no idea who Leno's guest would be that particular taping day. It would be left to "luck of the draw".
RoccoR5955 (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-24-09 10:35 PM
3. I can't believe that windbag. He's such a bloviating bag of hot bovine fecal matter.
I think that the audience cheered him, because they were being coached. I cannot believe that
people actually believe his propaganda.
Does this mean if Little Goon RoccoR0000 had been in the audience he/she too would have been cheering Rush Limbaugh? Are we to believe all personal beliefs and political stances would be suspended while Little Goon RoccoR0000 responded to an applause sign? Does Little Goon RoccoR0000 REALLY think people are so weak and capitulating? Or is Little Goon RoccoR0000 just hoping?
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Tickets to TV show tapings are free. They are also very random. Like if I were to plan a trip to southern California and I wanted to attend a taping of The Jay Leno Show, I would have to take ticket available with the concurring dates. It is pretty much certain I would have no idea who Leno's guest would be that particular taping day. It would be left to "luck of the draw".
No doubt there is some tourist attendance (for all I know that is 90 % of the audience) but I am also guessing that many are locals who know who they are going to see.
If not then so be it,no one that hates Rush to the core is going to cheer no matter how much they are coaxed to.