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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: RobJohnson on September 23, 2009, 01:22:08 AM
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Having to move back home at the age of 28 almost universally signals defeat. Images of an unemployed, not-so-well-adjusted George Costanza character from "Seinfeld" might spring to mind.
In Justin Halpern's case, moving from Los Angeles to his parents' house in San Diego planted the seeds for a Twitter page that's quickly growing into an Internet phenomenon, attracting offers from literary agents and book publishers.
Once a day, Halpern, 28, posts a memorable quote that his dad, Samuel, had said the day before. More than 200,000 users subscribe to get their daily dose of Sam.
We should preface this story with a disclaimer: Justin and his dad use profane language. A lot of it. In fact, the very name of the Twitter page Justin runs contains a word synonymous with human waste that is unsuitable for a family publication. The tweets themselves contain still more naughty language. So, click at your own risk.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/technology/2009/09/mydadsays-twitter.html
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Yeah that's this guy! http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32731.0.html
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Yeah that's this guy! http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32731.0.html
Sorry, I missed that, I'm not here much anymore.
I love the stuff the dad says:
"I wouldn't worry about money...No, it has a lot to do with happiness, I just meant YOU shouldn't worry, cause you'd just piss it away."
"No, you can not borrow my t-shirt...How about instead of standing there looking shocked, you do your ****ing laundry?"
I think the baby shit....Well, I'm smelling shit right now, so if it ain't the baby, one of you has a big ****ing problem."
"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it ****ed you."
"The universe does not give a **** about you. You are a speck in its shit."
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Sorry, I missed that, I'm not here much anymore.
I love the stuff the dad says:
"I wouldn't worry about money...No, it has a lot to do with happiness, I just meant YOU shouldn't worry, cause you'd just piss it away."
"No, you can not borrow my t-shirt...How about instead of standing there looking shocked, you do your ****ing laundry?"
I think the baby shit....Well, I'm smelling shit right now, so if it ain't the baby, one of you has a big ****ing problem."
"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it ****ed you."
"The universe does not give a **** about you. You are a speck in its shit."
:lmao: Yeah I love the guys dad! I have his Twitter site bookmarked! :-)
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love this guy...