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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on September 19, 2009, 06:08:02 AM
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(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/8351/44004084.jpg) MO the Fashion FAIL.
I know what she is trying to do. She wants to channel Jackie O, but she comes across as a Walmart wannabe.
Is this the best her staff of 20+ clucking hens can come up with?
Her every outfit is progressively worse and her "Jackie O on the Shortbus" look is not catching on.
Is America running to imitate the trends of the first lady? NO.
Are women's fashions showing up with belts worn under the bosom? NO.
Have the gals at CC decided that politics be darned, they love the new first lady look? NO.
Its time to come out and say it.
Michelle, your outfits are worse than unattractive. They make you look like a cheap poser not a first lady. Even the poorest Walmart shoppers look better than you. Your choice of outfits have NO class. When you sit next to first ladies from other nations you are always the worst dressed.
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4885/mo1b.jpg)
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/3885/mo2x.jpg)
People have been polite until now, but face it folks...this is pathetic.
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Said it before, say it again:
Blackie-O?
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When Sarah Palin appeared on the national scene, sales of her style of glasses and her red shoes went through the roof. I'm not expecting the 'two belt and lampshade' look to take off in a similar way.
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Damn that makes her butt look gigantic.
:o
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Damn that makes her butt look gigantic.
:o
LOOK ?!?!??!?
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LOOK ?!?!??!?
I'm trying to be nice here. We all have physical shortcomings, and there are ways to dress to minimize their appearance. She looks like she is actually trying to make an already-too-big ass look like the truly gigantic two-axe-handle version.
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Now there is one question that Obama will not flip-flop on, "Does this make my ass look big?" ....and the correct answer is, "No Dear."
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I hear the belt holds a utility line and 3 bat-a-rangs.
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That skirt would maybe look alright on a model no bigger than a twiq.....but it is reaaaallllllly ugly.
I've noticed lately that most of her clothes look too small for her. Either she is gaining weight...if not...the way her clothes fit her...it looks like it. Or whoever is "dressing" her ...doesn't know what they are doing.
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I'm trying to be nice here. We all have physical shortcomings, and there are ways to dress to minimize their appearance. She looks like she is actually trying to make an already-too-big ass look like the truly gigantic two-axe-handle version.
I think it was Eddie Murphy who said, "If you set your drink down behind her, it would walk away!" Of course he wasn't talking about Ma Bell, but you get the point.
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She's a swing and a miss when it comes to fashion. It only takes one small element to ruin a look. She seems to excel at destroying anything redeeming about her ensembles.
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Comparing her to a Wal-mart shopper is almost an insult to Wal-mart shoppers everywhere. She looks like she got her clothes from a thrift store.
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Comparing her to a Wal-mart shopper is almost an insult to Wal-mart shoppers everywhere. She looks like she got her clothes from a thrift store.
I put together GREAT looks from the thrift store(better than Wally World)
I'm still tryin to figure out the belt under the boobs???WTF??
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Maybe she wants to show off her best "asset"
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OMG my side hurts from laughing over the title of this thread..... BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Maybe she wants to show off her best "asset"
I think her best "asset" is the two kids she has produced.
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Why the **** are we being dumb enough to validate the DUmmies weak-ass arguments?
srsly
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I think her best "asset" is the two kids she has produced.
Until the Zero ruin's them with his big ummm ego and ideas
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I put together GREAT looks from the thrift store(better than Wally World)
I'm still tryin to figure out the belt under the boobs???WTF??
That is because you have taste. And I don't get the huge ass belt under the boobs either.
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Seriously, who dresses her, and why haven't they been publicly beaten with hammers yet?
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Seriously, who dresses her, and why haven't they been publicly beaten with hammers yet?
What I want to know is where they got a hose clamp that big for her belt?
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That might be her worse fashion faux pas yet.
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That might be her worse fashion faux pas yet.
What I think is so sad is that there is no reason for her to have so many fashion issues. As far as I can tell, she seems to have a nice hourglass type figure, with a very nice waist. If she were really dressing to flatter her figure, she would look lovely, but instead she seems to waffle between trying to be over conservative (I'm not a fan of cardigans on her) and cutting edge with unique skirt shapes and patterns. I personally think that if she stuck to more tailored outfits, and outfits that were cut closer to her hips while still emphasizing her waist, she would look so much better, and she might really be able to pull off the claim of a modern Jackie-O.
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That is because you have taste. And I don't get the huge ass belt under the boobs either.
I also know with a big ass ya NEVER wear a full skirt or horizontal stripes(print)
That skirt makes her ass look as wide as the hood of our F-150
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She does look pretty good in the dress below, but it was totally inappropriate for the occasion. Who friggen dresses this woman?
http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2009/09/20/what-not-to-wear-to-a-medal-of-honor-award-ceremony/
You might think a posthumous Medal of Honor award ceremony would be a somber occasion, but not everyone would agree with you. Either this is an especially skillful photo shop effort or Michelle Obama has no clue whatsoever about the nature of this event. U.S. Army Sergeant First Class Jared C. Monti’s parents received the award for him. I hope they didn’t notice the first lady’s stunningly inappropriate dress, but that’s unlikely.
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/michellepartydressmedalofhonor.jpg)
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Seriously, who dresses her, and why haven't they been publicly beaten with hammers yet?
Rove, you magnificent b*stard. :lmao:
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She does look pretty good in the dress below, but it was totally inappropriate for the occasion. Who friggen dresses this woman?
Looks lke she got in a high school food fight....and lost...bad.
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Looks lke she got in a high school food fight....and lost...bad.
BUT the shape of the dress is flattering, unlike those other monstrosities she has worn in the past.
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BUT the shape of the dress is flattering, unlike that other monstrosities she has worn in the past.
Lace collar on a pig. :uhsure: :-)
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Lace collar on a pig. :uhsure: :-)
:p
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:p
Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone...and she's got some big bones. :-)
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Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone...and she's got some big bones. :-)
Are you calling Michelle big "boneded"? :p
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Are you calling Michelle big "boneded"? :p
Well, she did marry a bonehead.
:-)
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Someone teach the first lady how to walk and stand!!!! ARRRRGGGHH!!!!!! :thatsright:
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Someone teach the first lady how to walk and stand!!!! ARRRRGGGHH!!!!!! :thatsright:
She remindes me of Flip Wilson's "Geraldine", except that Geraldine was funny and well liked.
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She remindes me of Flip Wilson's "Geraldine", except that Geraldine was funny and well liked.
She's always reminded me of Jim Carrey's character, Vera de Milo.
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She remindes me of Flip Wilson's "Geraldine", except that Geraldine was funny and well liked.
LOL! But with the personality of Aunt Esther!
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She remindes me of Flip Wilson's "Geraldine", except that Geraldine was funny and well liked.
I think Geraldine may have been more feminine .
(http://timstvshowcase.com/flipwilson1.jpg)
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I think Geraldine may have been more feminine .
(http://timstvshowcase.com/flipwilson1.jpg)
...and clearly more fashionable.
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LOL! But with the personality of Aunt Esther!
....or the wicked witch of the west.
Oh wait, that's Bella Pelosi....nevermind.
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Inappropriate for the event and the shoes were all wrong again.
BUT the shape of the dress is flattering, unlike those other monstrosities she has worn in the past.
From another angle it sure doesn't - hugh floral prints like this will magnify any bad feature - in this case, it's the ass:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VwF6unx1NPY/Sra0hB-9x5I/AAAAAAAADw8/HnNetstYOlw/s400/obama_medal_of_honor_2.jpg)
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Inappropriate for the event and the shoes were all wrong again.
From another angle it sure doesn't - hugh floral prints like this will magnify any bad feature - in this case, it's the ass:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VwF6unx1NPY/Sra0hB-9x5I/AAAAAAAADw8/HnNetstYOlw/s400/obama_medal_of_honor_2.jpg)
(http://www.americansafetyvest.com/cart/cw3/assets/product_full/WideLoad1.jpg)
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Inappropriate for the event and the shoes were all wrong again.
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You can say that again. What the hell is she matching on?
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I was thinking she was more on the Tyler Perry character Madea but maybe that is just me :evillaugh:
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Inappropriate for the event and the shoes were all wrong again.
From another angle it sure doesn't - hugh floral prints like this will magnify any bad feature - in this case, it's the ass:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VwF6unx1NPY/Sra0hB-9x5I/AAAAAAAADw8/HnNetstYOlw/s400/obama_medal_of_honor_2.jpg)
Is she some type of amazon or something?
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Is she some type of amazon or something?
She's something like 5'11" without shoes.
Why on earth would she wear a dress like that to a posthumous MOH ceremony.....and who told her to put teal shoes with that dress?!? It's looks like something to wear to a summer cocktail party....with black high heeled sandals....
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She needs to take a lesson on how to dress from a true lady Laura Bush
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She needs to take a lesson on how to dress from a true lady Laura Bush
Maybe Hillary will loan her a few pantsuits. :-)
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"If your ass is wider than your shoulders, you might be the first.............err.........lady?"
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So if they play, "Hail to the Chief" when Barack walks in the room, do they have to play, "Baby Got Back" when Michelle walks in a room?
(http://www.moonbattery.com/michelle-obama-arms.jpg)
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"If your ass is wider than your shoulders, you might be the first.............err.........lady?"
Give the lady a break you guys.
If she were to dress in high fashion mega costly outfits, the Howling about the cost would be ear piercing.
I believe she is searching for an original look, like Barbara's pearls.
She is a woman for gosh sake and some woman look for a scent that will remind people of them when they smell it.
I kind of liked the 1950's skirts she wore for a few occasions, very feminine and she has the long legs to carry that off.
I hate those cardigans, make her look frumpy. and her experiment with belts is a disaster.
For me the best she has looked is to have her hair pulled back in a french twist.
What the heck, few people even noticed Mamie Eisenhower all way had a little bow in her hair----Ala- Rose Marie on the Dick Van Dike show.
Give her time, unless she is just as much of a controll freak as her husband, sooner or later she will listen to others.
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Maybe she should have worn this:
(http://i34.tinypic.com/20svgch.jpg)
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Give the lady a break you guys.
If she were to dress in high fashion mega costly outfits, the Howling about the cost would be ear piercing.
How about the $500 sneakers?
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How about the $500 sneakers?
Those weren't $500 sneakers.
They were $540 cross-trainers.
And they were still ugly as shit.
(http://photos.smugmug.com/photos/525691108_nfKN5-L.jpg)
This from the woman whose spin doctors claimed she shopped at J-Crew and "simple" stuff like that. IOW, Vesta, she spends a ton of money and it still looks like a bag of ass.
Google, "Michelle Obama fashion disaster". 147,000 hits can't be wrong!
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Those weren't $500 sneakers.
They were $540 cross-trainers.
And they were still ugly as shit.
(http://photos.smugmug.com/photos/525691108_nfKN5-L.jpg)
This from the woman whose spin doctors claimed she shopped at J-Crew and "simple" stuff like that. IOW, Vesta, she spends a ton of money and it still looks like a bag of ass.
Google, "Michelle Obama fashion disaster". 147,000 hits can't be wrong!
Those uuuugggllllly sneaks were $540?!!??!
Holy Crap!! there is not a pair of sneaks(new) on earth that are worth that kind of money!
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Give the lady a break you guys.
Why would we do that?
If she were to dress in high fashion mega costly outfits, the Howling about the cost would be ear piercing.
It's not about cost.
I believe she is searching for an original look, like Barbara's pearls.
Oh, it's original.... No one else would ever have thought of some of these combinations.
She is a woman for gosh sake and some woman look for a scent that will remind people of them when they smell it.
If the outfit stinks, it must be Shelly. Got it.
I kind of liked the 1950's skirts she wore for a few occasions, very feminine and she has the long legs to carry that off.
She could carry off a water buffalo.
I hate those cardigans, make her look frumpy. and her experiment with belts is a disaster.
She needs help, but will never ask for it.
For me the best she has looked is to have her hair pulled back in a french twist.
It'd be even better if it covered her face.
What the heck, few people even noticed Mamie Eisenhower all way had a little bow in her hair----Ala- Rose Marie on the Dick Van Dike show.
Yeah, she didn't get much internet exposure did she?
Give her time, unless she is just as much of a controll freak as her husband, sooner or later she will listen to others.
...meaning more "entertainment" to come.
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I wonder if 'Chelle and the kids have several pairs of these?
(http://s.ecrater.com/stores/61988/49e0f098d2d24_61988n.jpg)
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I wonder if 'Chelle and the kids have several pairs of these?
(http://s.ecrater.com/stores/61988/49e0f098d2d24_61988n.jpg)
Uncle Eg0's fellow Muslims would find that disturbing. :fuelfire:
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Uncle Eg0's fellow Muslims would find that disturbing. :fuelfire:
It could be worse, the pic could be on the soul sole of the shoe. :)
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It could be worse, the pic could be on the soul sole of the shoe. :)
Those would never sell. Too slippery to walk on.
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Those would never sell. Too slippery to walk on.
Yeah, it would be like walking on horse manure on ice.
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Oh, jeez, I love the adbot thingy here. Anyone notice what it is on the last page?
UGGs!
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Give the lady a break you guys.
Oh stop being such a big baby. She gets a break when Sarah gets a break. When Sarah's kids get a break, then maybe I'll cut MO and BO some slack. But as long as they're both out stumping for a commie agenda, she's fair game.
If MO can't stand the heat then she should put the podium away, stay at home and bake cookies.
She placed herself in the public arena, she should be aware of the criticism that comes with such a move.
And get an avatar, will ya. The default caveman isn't working.
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Oh stop being such a big baby. She gets a break when Sarah gets a break. When Sarah's kids get a break, then maybe I'll cut MO and BO some slack. But as long as they're both out stumping for a commie agenda, she's fair game.
If MO can't stand the heat then she should put the podium away, stay at home and bake cookies.
She placed herself in the public arena, she should be aware of the criticism that comes with such a move.
And get an avatar, will ya. The default caveman isn't working.
I :heart: you..... BEG may have chosen whatshisface as her internet boyfriend :lmao:, but you are definitely mine! Puffing out my chest and staking my territory! :-* :-* :-*
And I mean NO offense to whatshisface! :-)
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I :heart: you..... BEG may have chosen whatshisface as her internet boyfriend :lmao:, but you are definitely mine! Puffing out my chest and staking my territory! :-* :-* :-*
And I mean NO offense to whatshisface! :-)
None taken.
:cheersmate:
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None taken.
:cheersmate:
I was just teasing! I was just checking to see BEG's reaction! :lmao:
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I was just teasing! I was just checking to see BEG's reaction! :lmao:
I know you were teasing dear.
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I was just teasing! I was just checking to see BEG's reaction! :lmao:
I think you are obsessed with me. :p
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I think you are obsessed with me. :p
Just a tad. :evillaugh:
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Give the lady a break you guys.
Right arm, please.
Give her time, unless she is just as much of a controll freak as her husband, sooner or later she will listen to others.
Ya, right. :whatever:
You still can't make Catherine Zeta Jones out of a pig's ass.