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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: USA4ME on September 15, 2009, 07:06:40 AM

Title: Bouncey of the Moment
Post by: USA4ME on September 15, 2009, 07:06:40 AM
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Skidmore

An observation about prostitutes and paying taxes and the GOP finger pointers.

WHen I first heard this ACORN story, I kinda nodded and thought back to some one I once met in the course of my travels--a prostitute who was in the process of filling out her tax forms. I registered surprise because she was reporting income made from an illegal activity. She looked at me with utter contempt and informed me that she was an honest citizen and always paid her taxes. I can't remember what she said about what how she labelled herself as a worker. It was quite a number of years ago. I was impressed with how she viewed her role as citizen.

Wonder how many Wall Street executives and bankers or CEOs in health care could be caught trying to find ways to pay their taxes rather than hiding them or lying to avoid paying their fair share?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6551309

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Title: Re: Bouncey of the Moment
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2009, 07:10:54 AM
Yeah, right.

The skidmarked underwear primitive is an older middle-aged farm wife in eastern Iowa, who's never wandered far from the place of her birth.

What are the odds of the skidmarked underwear primitive meeting a prostitute, much less having a conversation with one?

Another creative writing exercise, nothing more.
Title: Re: Bouncey of the Moment
Post by: Lord Undies on September 15, 2009, 07:20:30 AM
Yeah, right.

The skidmarked underwear primitive is an older middle-aged farm wife in eastern Iowa, who's never wandered far from the place of her birth.

What are the odds of the skidmarked underwear primitive meeting a prostitute, much less having a conversation with one?

Another creative writing exercise, nothing more.

Maybe it was her mother.
Title: Re: Bouncey of the Moment
Post by: Flame on September 15, 2009, 07:24:41 AM
Maybe it was her mother.

Ouch!  That one's gonna leave a mark!  :-)
Title: Re: Bouncey of the Moment
Post by: Texacon on September 15, 2009, 08:59:08 AM
I know a few (_._)bama supporters and 100% of them are doing everything they can to hide their money.  They don't want to pay "more than their fair share".  Imagine that....

KC
Title: Re: Bouncey of the Moment
Post by: ScubaGuy on September 15, 2009, 09:38:05 AM

All of the smart 'Escorts' do pay some taxes but it's not due to being patriotic. 

They're far more afraid of the IRS then they are of misdemeanor prostitution changes.
Title: Re: Bouncey of the Moment
Post by: Lord Undies on September 15, 2009, 09:47:10 AM
All of the smart 'Escorts' do pay some taxes but it's not due to being patriotic. 

They're far more afraid of the IRS then they are of misdemeanor prostitution changes.

You are correct.  Back in the late 1970's and through the mid-1980's I did the taxes of a real live Dallas bookie.  He kept meticulous records and paid every penny of taxes he owed.  Even on his "freezer cash". 

This bookie was not the least bit intimidated by the local vice squads, but he certainly was intimidated by the IRS.  He was not going to end up like Al Capone.
Title: Re: Bouncey of the Moment
Post by: delilahmused on September 15, 2009, 11:48:24 AM
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Wonder how many Wall Street executives and bankers or CEOs in health care could be caught trying to find ways to pay their taxes rather than hiding them or lying to avoid paying their fair share?

Didn't most of them join the Obama adminstration?

Cindie
Title: Re: Bouncey of the Moment
Post by: lastparker on September 15, 2009, 11:57:03 AM

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I kinda nodded and thought back to some one I once met in the course of my travels--a prostitute who was in the process of filling out her tax forms.
Zero bongs.  The only people who "run across" hookers in their travels are those who call for them, and I doubt the girls are arriving with a backpack full of forms and the tax code.

Probably this is most likely:

Maybe it was her mother.
Title: Re: Bouncey of the Moment
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 15, 2009, 01:19:26 PM
-2 bongs! Like a Hooker would discuss finances with a DUmmie! GMAB! If this asshat knew a whore it was more than likely of the "Crack" species.